110 lines
4.2 KiB
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110 lines
4.2 KiB
Plaintext
From fubarsys!chris Fri Feb 3 01:44:07 PST 1989
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Kirk: What is the meaning of this attack?
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Khan: Surely I have made my meaning clear. I mean to avenge myself
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upon you, Admiral. I deprived your system of UUCP connections
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and when I swing around I mean to deprive you of your life.
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But I wanted you to know who it was who had beaten you.
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Kirk: Khan, if it's me you want, I'll have myself rcp'ed over. Spare
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my crew.
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Khan: I make you a counter-proposal. I'll agree to your terms, if ...
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if in addition to yourself you hand over to me all data and
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materials regarding the project called UUNET.
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Kirk: UUNET? What's that?
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Khan: Don't insult my intelligence, Kirk.
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Kirk: Give me some time to recall the data from our archives.
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Khan: I give you sixty seconds.
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Kirk: Clear the bridge.
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Spock: At least we know he doesn't have UUNET.
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Kirk: Keep nodding as though I'm still giving orders. Mr. Saavik,
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punch up the data charts of Reliant's password file.
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Saavik: Reliant's pass...
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Kirk: Hurry.
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Khan: Forty-five seconds Admiral.
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Spock: The free login?
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Kirk: It's all we've got.
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Saavik: File's up, sir.
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Khan: Admiral.
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Kirk: We're finding it.
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Khan: Admiral.
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Kirk: Please. Please you've got to give us time. The machine room is
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smashed, the editors inoperable.
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Khan: Time is a luxury you don't have, Admiral.
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Kirk: Damn.
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Khan: Admiral?
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Kirk: It's coming through now, Khan.
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Spock: Reliant's free login is 16309.
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Saavik: I don't understand.
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Kirk: You have to learn why things work on a UNIX system.
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Spock: Each system has its own hidden free login.
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Kirk: To prevent an enemy from doing what we're attempting. We're
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using our console to order Reliant to let us login.
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Spock: Assuming he hasn't changed the combination. He's quite
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intelligent.
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Khan: Fifteen seconds, Admiral.
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Kirk: Khan, how do we know you'll keep your word?
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Khan: Oh, I've given you no word to keep, Admiral. In my judgement,
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you simply have no alternative.
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Kirk: I see your point. Stand by to receive our mail message. Mr.
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Sulu, lock an Internet connection on target and await my order
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to login.
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Sulu: Connection pending.
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Khan: Time's up, Admiral.
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Kirk: Here it comes. Now, Mr. Spock.
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Spock: % telnet reliant
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Trying...
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Connected to reliant.
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Escape character is '~'.
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M-6 Duotronic
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U.S.S. Reliant, NCC-1864
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login:
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Spock: login: 16309
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%
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Joachim: Sir, the Enterprise is logging on.
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Khan: Kill them.
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Joachim: I can't!
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Khan: Where's the chroot call? The chroot call!
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Kirk: Fire.
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Sulu: % su
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#
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Kirk: Fire!
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Sulu: # rm -rf /
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Khan: Reboot, reboot!
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Joachim: We can't reboot!
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Khan: Why can't you!?
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Joachim: They've corrupted the file system and the /etc directory! Sir,
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we must power-cycle.
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Khan: No!
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Joachim: Sir, we must!
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--
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| ++Christopher(); | FUBAR Systems
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