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The Unified Field Theory
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In the beginning, there was Aristotle,
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And objects at rest tended to remain at rest.
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And objects in motion tended to come to rest.
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And soon everything was at rest,
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And God saw that it was boring.
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Then God created Newton,
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And objects at rest tended to remain at rest,
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But objects in motion tended to remain in motion.
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And Energy was conserved. And momentum was conserved.
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And matter was conserved,
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And God saw that it was conservative.
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Then God created Einstein,
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And everything was relative.
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And fast things became short,
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And straight things became curved.
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And the universe was filled with inertial frames.
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And God saw that it was relatively general,
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but some of it was especially relative.
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Then God created Planck,
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And there was the principle.
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And the principle was quantum.
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And all things were quantified,
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But some things were still relative.
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And God saw that it was confusing.
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Then God was going to create Furgeson,
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And Furgeson would have unified.
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And he would have fielded a theory.
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And all would have been one,
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But it was the seventh day,
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And God rested.
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And objects at rest tend to remain at rest. |