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Submitted for your approval...
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THE TOP 10 REASONS FOR CALLING TECHNICAL SUPPORT HOTLINES
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10. Manual further away than telephone; prefer to let *fingers* do the walking.
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9. Manual too hard to read; not interesting like "National Enquirer".
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8. Don't have manual for "borrowed" copy of program.
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7. Unable to start program.
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6. Unable to exit program.
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5. Unable to quit using program.
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4. Error beep too loud; audible by coworkers.
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3. Heard moaning sound from disk drive after installing program.
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2. Lonely; "just wanted to chat."
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1. Apology demanded for insulting error message.
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(From: I HATE DOS, by Bryan Pfaffenberger, Que Books 1993)
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