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Hi elboids! I'm back! I'll be preparing a trip report soon, but first
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I thot I'd let y'all see this tid-bit I got from my boss:
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November 8, 1990
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YOU CAN'T FOOL 'EM DOWN ON THE FARM!
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Real Americans talk About Why They Chose the Sun
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SPARCstation 2000 (tm)
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"Wow - with a workstation that powerful, I could get twice as
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much milking done."
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- Mrs. Elaine Noose, Scumwater, Oklahoma
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"Out here on the farm, you really learn to appreciate the value
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of good graphics resolution."
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- Ted Lumplin, Brat's Head, Nebraska
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"After we lost most of our cattle stock to pellegra, our barn
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burned down. After that, Joe got himself caught in the thresher
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and lost most of his body hair. Then the banks foreclosed. It
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sure was a comfort to know that we had 28 MIPs of power to see us
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through hard times."
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- Darrell LaQuench, Pine Agony, Maine
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"I believe that Virtual Quilting, using high-speed networking
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services, will be the wave of the future."
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- Mrs. Jane Dobrynin, Fleughh, Utah
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"Last week we had a fella from Digital come out and look at the
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soybean crop. After 20 minutes, Ma chased him off and threw his
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keyboard out the window. We`re from old Norwegian stock, and we
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know a thing or two about bus controllers."
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- Buck Flange, Arkansas, Texas
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Why has the SPARCstation 2000 caught the imagination of the Amer-
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ican working man and working woman like no other computer in its
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class? Maybe it's the extra features, like the padded Corinthean
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leather screen, or the safety air bag that inflates when the
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typing buffer gets too full. Maybe it's the tradition of honest
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service and free doughnuts. Then again, maybe not.
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Sun Microsystems. A Step Ahead of Your Cows.
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