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From: dws@skinner.cs.wisc.edu (DaviD W. Sanderson)
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Date: 22 Feb 92 23:08:23 GMT
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Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers,rec.humor.d
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Subject: humungous list of opcodes that ought to exist
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Here's my canonical alphabetized list of assembler opcodes that really
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ought to exist somewhere. It is the combination of all the lists of
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such opcodes I have seen. I welcome any new ones you may wish to
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contribute!
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DaviD W. Sanderson (dws@cs.wisc.edu)
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AAC Alter All Commands
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AAD Alter All Data
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AAO Add And Overflow
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AAR Alter At Random
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AB Add Backwards
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ABC AlphaBetize Code
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ABR Add Beyond Range
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ACC Advance CPU clock
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ACDC Allow Controller to Delete Contents
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ACDP Allow Controller to Die Peacefully
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ACQT Advance Clock to Quitting Time
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ADB Another Damn Bug
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AEE Absolve Engineering Errors
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AFF Add Fudge Factor
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AFHB Align Fullword on Halfword Boundary
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AFP Abnormalize Floating Point
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AFR Abort Funny Routine
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AFVC Add Finagle's Variable Constant
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AGB Add GarBage
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AGWA Add and Get Wrong Answer
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AI Add Improper
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AIB Attack Innocent Bystander
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AIB Attack Innocent Bystanders
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AISG Access and Improve Student Grade
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AMM Add Mayo and Mustard
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AMM Answer My Mail
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AMS Add Memory to System
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ANC ANnoy Consultant
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ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different
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AOI Annoy Operator Immediate
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AR Advance Rudely
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AR Alter Reality
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ARN Add and Reset to Non-zero
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ARN Add and Reset to Nonzero
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ARZ Add and Reset to Zero
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AS Add Sideways
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AT Accumulate Trivia
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AWP Argue With Programmer
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AWTT Assemble With Tinker Toys
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BA Branch Anywhere
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BAC Branch to Alpha Centauri
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BAD Branch And Die
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BAD Branch to Auto Destruct
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BAF Blow All Fuses
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BAFL Branch And FLush
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BAH Branch And Hang
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BALC Branch And Link Cheeseburger
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BAP Branch And Punt
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BAW Bells And Whistles
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BB Branch on Bug
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BBBB Byte Baudy Bit and Branch
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BBD Branch on Bastille Day
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BBI Branch on Burned-out Indicator
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BBIL Branch on Burned-out Indicator Light
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BBLB Branch on Blinking Light Bulb
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BBT Branch on Binary Tree
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BBW Branch Both Ways
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BCB Burp and Clear Bytes
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BCF Branch and Catch Fire
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BCF Branch on Chip box Full
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BCIL Branch Creating Infinite Loop
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BCR Backspace Card Reader
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BCS Branch and Crash System
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BCU Be Cruel and Unusual
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BD Backspace Disk
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BD Branch to Data
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BDC Break Down and Cry
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BDI Branch to Data Indirect
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BDM Branch and Disconnect Memory
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BDT Burn Data Tree
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BDU Branch on Dense User
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BE Branch Everywhere
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BEW Branch Either Way
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BF Belch Fire
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BFD Branch on Full Disk
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BFF Branch and Form Feed
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BFM Be Fruitful and Multiply
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BH Branch and Hang
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BIR Branch Inside Ranch
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BIRM Branch on Index Register Missing
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BLC Branch and Loop Continuous
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BLI Branch and Loop Infinite
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BLM Branch, Like, Maybe
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BLMWM Branch, Like, Maybe, Wow, Man
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BLP Boot from Line Printer
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BLR Branch and Lose Return
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BLSH Buy Low, Sell High
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BM Branch Maybe
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BMI Blow up Memory Immediate
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BMI Branch on Missing Index
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BMI Branch to Muncee Immediate
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BMP Branch and Make Popcorn
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BMR Branch Multiple Registers
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BMUS Beam Me Up, Scotty
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BNA Branch to Nonexistant Address
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BNCB Branch and Never Come Back
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BNR Branch for No Reason
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BOB Branch On Bug
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BOD Beat On Disk
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BOD Branch on Operator Desperate
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BOH Branch On Humidity
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BOH Branch on Operator High
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BOHP Bribe Operator for Higher Priority
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BOI Byte Operator Immediately
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BOP Boot OPerator
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BOT Branch On Tree
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BPB Branch on Program Bug
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BPDI Be Polite, Don't Interrupt
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BPIM Bury Programmer In Manuals
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BPL Branch PLease
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BPO Branch on Power Off
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BPO Branch on Power On
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BPP Branch and Pull the Plug
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BR Byte and Run
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BRA Branch to Random Address
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BRB Branch on Beaver
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BRH Branch & Hang
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BRI BRanch Indefinitely
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BRL Branch and Leak
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BRO BRanch to Oblivion
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BRO Branch and Overheat
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BS Behave Strangely
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BSC Branch on Second Coming
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BSC Burst Selector Channel
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BSD Backspace Disk
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BSI Back Up Sewer Immediate
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BSI Backup Sewer Immediately
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BSM Branch and Scramble Memory
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BSO Branch on Sleepy Operator
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BSP BackSpace Punch
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BSR Branch and Stomp Registers
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BSS Branch on SunSpot
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BSST BackSpace and Stretch Tape
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BTD Branch on Time of Day
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BTD Byte The Dust
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BTJ Branch and Turn Japanese
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BTO Branch To Oblivion
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BTW Branch on Third Wednesday
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BU Branch Unexpectedly
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BUTI Blow Up Terminal Immediately
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BVS Branch and Veer South
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BW Branch on Whim
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BWABL Bells, Whistles, And Blinking Lights
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BWC Branch When Convenient
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BWF Busy--Wait Forever
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BWOP BeWilder OPerator
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BYDS Beware Your Dark Side
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BYTE BYte TEst
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CAC Calling All Cars
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CAC Cash And Carry
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CAF Convert ASCII to Farsii
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CAI Corrupt Accounting Information
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CAIL Crash After I Leave
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CAR Cancel Accounts Receivable
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CAT Confused And Tired
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CB Consult Bozo
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CBA Compare and Branch Anyway
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CBBR Crash and Blow Boot Read-only memory
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CBNC Close, But No Cigar
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CBS Clobber BootStrap
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CC Call Calvery
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CC Compliment Core
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CCB Chocolate Chip Byte-mode
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CCB Consult Crystal Ball
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CCC Crash if Carry Clear
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CCCP Conditionally Corrupt Current Process
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CCD Choke Cough and Die
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CCD Clear Core and Dump
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CCR Change Channels at Random
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CCS Chinese Character Set
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CCWR Change Color of Write Ring
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CD Complement Disk
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CDC Clear Disk and Crash
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CDC Close Disk Cover
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CDIOOAZ Calm Down, It's Only Ones And Zeroes
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CDS Change Disk Speed
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CEMU Close Eyes and Monkey with User space
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CEX Call EXterminator
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CF Come From (replaces GOTO)
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CFE Call Field Engineer
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CFP Change and Forget Password
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CFS Corrupt File Structure
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CG Convert to Garbage
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CH Create Havoc
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CHCJ Compare Haig to Christine Jorgensen
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CHPAMR CHase Pointers Around Machine Room
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CHSE Compare Half-words and Swap if Equal
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CIB Change Important Byte
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CIC Cash In Chips
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CID Compare and Ignore Data
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CIMM Create Imaginary Memory Map
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CIZ Clear If Zero
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CLBR CLoBber Register
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CLBRI CLoBber Register Immediate
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CM Circulate Memory
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CMD CPU Melt Down
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CMD Compare Meaningless Data
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CMI Clobber Monitor Immediate
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CML Compute Meaning of Life
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CMP Create Memory Prosthesis
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CMS Click MicroSwitch
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CN Compare Nonsensically
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CNB Cause Nervous Breakdown
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CNS Call Nonexistent Subroutine
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COCS Copy Object Code to Source
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COD Crash On Demand
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COLB Crash for Operator's Lunch Break
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COM Clear Operator's Mind
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COMF COMe From
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CON Call Operator Now
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COS Copy Object code to Source file
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COWYHU Come Out With Your Hands Up
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CP Compliment Programmer
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CP%FKM CPU--FlaKeout Mode
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CP%WM CPU--Weird Mode
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CPB Create Program Bug
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CPN Call Programmer Names
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CPPR Crumple Printer Paper and Rip
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CRASH Continue Running After Stop or Halt
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CRB CRash and Burn
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CRD Confirm Rumor by Denial
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CRM CReate Memory
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CRM Clear Random Memory
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CRN Compare with Random Number
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CRN Convert to Roman Numerals
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CRYPT reCuRsive encrYPt Tape
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CS Crash System
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CSL Curse and Swear Loudly
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CSN Call Supervisor Names
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CSNIO Crash System on Next I/O
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CSS Crash Subsidiary Systems
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CSU Call Self Unconditional
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CTDMR Change Tape Density, Mid Record
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CTT Call Time and Temperature
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CU Convert to Unary
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CUC Cheat Until Caught
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CVFL ConVert Floating to Logical
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CVFP ConVert Fortran to Pascal
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CVG ConVert to Garbage
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CVU ConVert to Unary
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CWAH Create Woman and Hold
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CWB Carry With Borrow
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CWDC Cut Wires and Drop Core
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CWG Chase Wild Goose
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CWGK Compare Watt to Genghis Khan
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CWIT Compare Watt to Ivan the Terrible
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CWM Compare Watt to Mussolini
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CWOM Complement Write-Only Memory
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CZZC Convert Zone to Zip Code
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DA Develop Amnesia
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DAB Delete All Bugs
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DAD Destroy A-Disk
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DAO Divide And Overflow
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DAP De-select Active Peripheral
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DAUF Delete All Useless Files
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DB Drop Bits
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DBL Desegregate Bus Lines
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DBR DeBase Register
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DBTP Drop Back Ten and Punt
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DBZ Divide By Zero
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DC Degauss Core
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DC Divide and Conquer
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DCAD Dump Core And Die
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DCD Drop Cards Double
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DCGC Dump Confusing Garbage to Console
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DCI Disk Crash Immediate
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DCON Disable CONsle
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DCR Double-precision CRash
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DCT Drop Cards Triple
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DCWPDGD Drink Coffee, Write Program, Debug, Get Drunk
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DD Destroy Disk
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DD Drop Disk
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DDC Dally During Calculations
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DDOA Drop Dead On Answer
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DDS Delaminate Disk Surface
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DDT Debug Program
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DDWB Deposit Directly in Waste Basket
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DEB Disk Eject Both
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DEC Decompile Executable Code
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DEI Disk Eject Immediate
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DEM Disk Eject Memory
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DFA Disable Fans
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DGO Decrement the Grades of Others
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DGT Dispense Gin and Tonic
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DHTPL Disk Head Three Point Landing
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DIA Develop Ineffective Address
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DICE Delete Invalid Customer Engineer
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DIE DIsable Everything
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DIE Disable Everything
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DIF Disable Fuses
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DIG Disable Gravity
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DIH Disable Interrupts and Hang
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DIIL Disable Interrupts and enter Infinite Loop
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DIRFO Do It Right For Once
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DISC DISmount CPU
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DK Destroy Klingons
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DK%WMM Disk Unit--Washing Machine Mode
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DKP Disavow Knowledge of Programmer
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DLN Don't Look Now
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DLP Drain Literal Pool
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DMAG Do MAGic
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DMNS Do what I Mean, Not what I Say
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DMP Destroy Memory Protect Key
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DMPE Decide to Major in Phys. Ed.
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DMPK Destroy Memory Protect Key
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DMZ Divide Memory by Zero
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DND Destroy Neighbor's Data
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DNPG Do Not Pass Go
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DO Divide and Overflow
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DOC Drive Operator Crazy
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DOV Divide and Overflow
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DP Destroy Peripherals
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DPC Decrement Program Counter
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DPCS Decrement Program Counter Secretly
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DPK Destroy storage protect Key
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DPMI Declare Programmer Mentally Incompetent
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DPN Double Precision No-op
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DPR Destroy PRogram
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DPS Disable Power Supply
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DR Detach Root
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DRAF DRAw Flowchart
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DRAM Decrement RAM
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DRD DRop Dead
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DRI Disable Random Interrupt
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DROM Destroy ROM
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DRT Disconnect Random Terminal
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DS Deadlock System
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DSI Do Something Interesting
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DSO Disable System Operator
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DSP Degrade System Performance
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DSR Detonate Status Register
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DSTD Do Something Totally Different
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DSUIT Do Something Utterly, Indescribably Terrible
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DT%FFP DecTape--unload and Flappa FlaP
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DT%SHO DecTape--Spin Hubs Opposite
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DTB Destructively Test Bit
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DTC Destroy This Command
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DTE Decrement Telephone Extension
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DTI Do The Impossible
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DTRT Do The Right Thing
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DTVFL Destroy Third Variable From Left
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DU Dump User
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DUD Do Until Dead
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DW Destroy World
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DWIM Do What I Mean
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DWIT Do What I'm Thinking
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EA Enable Anything
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EAC Emulate Acoustic Coupler
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EAL Enable AC to Logic Rack
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EAL Enable AC to Logic rack
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EAO Enable AC to Operator
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EBB Edit and Blank Buffer
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EBB Empty Bit Bucket
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EBR Erase Before Reading
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EBRS Emit Burnt Resistor Smell
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EC Eat Card
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ECL Early Care Lace
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ECO Electrocute Computer Operator
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ECP Erase Card Punch
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ED Eject Disk
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ED Execute Data
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EDD Eat Disk and Die
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EDIT Erase Data and Increment Time
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EDP Emulate Debugged Program
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EDR Execute Destructive Read
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EDS Execute Data Segment
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EEOIFNO Execute Every Other Instruction From Now On
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EEP Erase Entire Program
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EFB Emulate Five-volt Battery
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EFD Eject Floppy Disk
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EFD Emulate Frisbee using Disk pack
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EFE Emulate Fatal Error
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EHC Emulate Headless Chicken
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EIAO Execute In Any Order
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EIO Erase I/O page
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EIO Execute Invalid Op-code
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EIO Execute Invalid Opcode
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EIOC Execute Invalid Op-Code
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EJD Eject Disk
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EJD%V EJect Disk with initial velocity V
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ELP Enter Loop Permenantly
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EM EMulate 407
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EM Evacuate Memory
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EMIF Erase Most Important File
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EMM Emulate More Memory
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EMPC EMulate Pocket Calculator
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EMSE Edit and Mark Something Else
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EMSL Entire Memory Shift Left
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EMT Electrocute Maintenance Technician
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EMW Emulate Maytag Washer
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ENA ENable Anything
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ENA Enable Anything
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END Erase Neighbor's Data
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ENF Emit Noxious Fumes
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ENG Enable Gravity
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ENO Emulate No-Op
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EO Electrocute Operator
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EOB Execute Operator and Branch
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EOI Explode On Interrupt
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EOS Erase Operating System
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EP Execute Programmer
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EPI Execute Programmer Immediate
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EPITS Execute Previous Instruction Then Skip
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EPL Emulate Phone Line
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EPP Eject Printer Paper
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EPS Electrostatic Print and Smear
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EPS Execute Program Sideways
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EPSW Execute Program Status Word
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EPT Erase Process Table
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EPT Erase Punched Tape
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ERIC Eject Random Integrated Circuit
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ERM Erase Reserved Memory
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EROM Erase Read-Only Memory
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EROS Erase Read-Only Storage
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ERS Erase Read-Only Storage
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ESB Eject Selectric Ball
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ESC Emulate System Crash
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ESD Eat Shit and Die
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ESD Eject Spinning Dish
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ESL Exceed Speed of Light
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ESP Enable SPrinkler system
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ESP Enable Sprinkler System
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ETI Execute This Instruction
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ETM Emulate Trinary Machine
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EVC Execute Verbal Commands
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EWD Enter Warp Drive
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EWM Enter Whimsy Mode
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EXE Execute Engineer
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EXI EXecute Invalid operation
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EXO Execute Operator
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EXOP EXecute OPerator
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EXP Execute Programmer
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EXPP EXecute Political Prisoner
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FAY Fetch Amulet of Yendor
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FB Find Bugs
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FC Fry Console
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FCJ Feed Card and Jam
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FCJ Feed Cards and Jam
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FD Forget Data
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FDR Feed Disk Randomly
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FERA Forms Eject and Run Away
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FFF Form Feed Forever
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FLD FLing Disk
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FLI Flash Lights Impressively
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FM Forget Memory
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FMP Finish My Program
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FOPC False Out-of-Paper Condition
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FPC Feed Paper Continuously
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FPT Fire Photon Torpedoes
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FRG Fill with Random Garbage
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FS Feign Sleep
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FSM Fold, Spindle, and Mutilate
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FSR Form Skip and Runaway
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FSR Forms Skip and Run-away
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FSRA Forms Skip and Run Away
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GAP Grade All Projects
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GBB Go to Back of Bus
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GCAR Get Correct Answer Regardless
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GDP Grin Defiantly at Programmer
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GDR Grab Degree and Run
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GENT GENerate Thesis
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GEW{JO} Go to the End of the World {Jump Off}
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GFD Go Forth and Divide
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GFM Go Forth and Multiply
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GIE Generate Irreversible Error
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GLC Generate Lewd Comment
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GMC Generate Machine Check
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GMCC Generate Machine Check and Cash
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GND Guess at Next Digit
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GORS GO Real Slow
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GREM Generate Random Error Message
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GREP Global Ruin, Expiration, and Purgation
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GRMC Generate Rubber Machine Check
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GS Get Strange
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GSB Gulp and Store Bytes
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GSI Generate Spurious Interrupts
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GSU Geometric Shift Up
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GTJ Go To Jail
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HACF Halt And Catch Fire
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HAH Halt And Hang
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HBW Hang Bus and Wait
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HCF Halt and Catch Fire
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HCP Hide Central Processor
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HCRS Hang in CRitical Section
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HDH Hi Dee Ho
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HDO Halt and Disable Operator
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HDRW Halt and Display Random Word
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HELP Hinder Everyone with Little Productivity
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HELP Type "No Help Available"
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HF Hide File
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HGD Halt, Get Drunk
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HHB Halt and Hang Bus
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HIS Halt in Imposible State
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HOO Hide Operator's Output
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HRPR Hang up and Ruin Printer Ribbon
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HSC Halt on System Crash
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HSJ Halt, Skip and Jump
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HTC Halt and Toss Cookies
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HTS Halt and Throw Sparks
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HUAL Halt Until After Lunch
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HUP Hang Up Phone
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HWP Halt Without Provocation
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IA Illocical And
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IAE Ignore All Exceptions
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IAI Inquire and Ignore
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IAND Illogical AND
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IAR Ignore All Requests
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IB Insert Bug
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IBM Increment and Branch to Muncee
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IBP Insert Bug and Proceed
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IBR Insert Bugs at Random
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ICB Interrupt, Crash and Burn
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ICM Immerse Central Memory
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ICMD Initiate Core Melt Down
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ICSP Invert CRT Screen Picture
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IDC Initiate Destruct Command
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IDI Invoke Divine Intervention
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IDNOP InDirect No-OP
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IDPS Ignore Disk Protect Switch
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IEOF Ignore End Of File
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IF Invoke Force
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IGI Increment Grade Immediate
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IGIT Increment Grade Immediate Twice
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IGO Increment Grade Overnight
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IHC Initiate Head Crash
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II Inquire and Ignore
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IIB Ignore Inquiry and Branch
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IIC Insert Invisible Characters
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IIL Irreversable Infinite Loop
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IM Imagine Memory
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IMBP Insert Mistake and Blame Programmer
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IMP Imitate Monty Python
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IMPG IMPress Girlfriend
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IMV IMpress Visitors
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INCAM INCrement Arbitrary Memory
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ING Inquire & Ignore
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INI Ignore Next Instruction
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INOP Indirect No-OP
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INR INstigate Rumor
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INW INvalidate Warranty
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IOI Ignore Operator's Instruction
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IOR Illogical OR
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IOS Ignore Operating System
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IP Increment and Pray
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IPI Ignore Previous Instruction
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IPM Ignore Programmer's Mistakes
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IPOP Interrupt Processor, Order Pizza
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IPS Incinerate Power Supply
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IPS Increment Power Supply
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IPT Ignite Paper Tape
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IRB Invert Record and Branch
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IRBI Insert Random Bits Indexed
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IRC Insert Random Commands
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IRE Insert Random Errors
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IRI Ignore Rude Interrupts
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IRPF Infinite Recursive Page Fault
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ISC Ignore Supervisor Calls
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ISC Ignore System Crash
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ISC Insert Sarcastic Comments
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ISI Increment and Skip on Inifinity
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ISP Increment and Skip on Pi
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ISTK Invert STacK
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ITML Initiate Termites into Macro Library
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IU Ignore User(s)
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IXOR Illogical eXclusive OR
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IZ Ignore Zeroes
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JAA Jump Almost Always
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JBS Jump and Blow Stack
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JCI Jump to Current Instruction
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JFM Jump on Full Moon
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JHRB Jump to H&R Block
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JLP Jump and Lose Pointer
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JLR Jump and Lose Return
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JMAT JuMp on Alternate Thursdays
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JN Jump to Nowhere
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JNL Jump when programmer is Not Looking
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JOB Jump-on Beaver
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JOM Jump Over Moon
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JOP Jump OPerator
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JPA Jump when Pizza Arrives
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JRAN Jump RANdom
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JRCF Jump Relative and Catch Fire
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JRGA Jump Relative and Get Arrested
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JRL Jump to Random Location
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JRSR Jump to Random SubRoutine
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JSC Jump on System Crash
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JSU Jump Self Unconditional
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JT Jump if Tuesday
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JTT Jump and Tangle Tape
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JTZ Jump to Twilight Zone
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JWN Jump When Necessary
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KCE Kill Consultant on Error
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KCE Kill repairman (CE)
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KDO Knock Disk Over
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KEPITU Kill Every Process In The Universe
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KOP Kill OPerator
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KP Krunch Paper
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KPR Kill PRogrammer
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KSR Keyboard Shift Right
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KUD Kill User's Data
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LAC Lose All Communication
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LAGW Load And Go Wrong
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LAP Laugh At Program(mer)
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LAP Laugh at Programmer
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LCC Load and Clear Core
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LCD Launch Cartridge Disk
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LCK Lock Console Keyswitch
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LEB Link Edit Backwards
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LIA Load Ineffective Address
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LMB Lose Message and Branch
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LMO Load and Mug Operator
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LMYB Logical MaYBe
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LN Lose inode Number
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LNP Load N digits of Pi
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LOSM Log Off System Manager
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LP%PAS Line Printer--Print And Smear
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LP%RDD Line Printer--Reverse Drum Direction
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LP%TCR Line Printer--Tangle and Chew Ribbon
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LPA Lead Programmer Astray
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LPRTC Load Program counter from Real Time Clock
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LR Load Revolver
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LRA Load RetroActively
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LRB Lose Record and Branch
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LRD Load Random Data
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LSPSW Load and Scramble PSW
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LTS Link To Sputnik
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LTS Loop Till Smokes
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LUM LUbricate Memory
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LUM Lubricate Memory
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LWE Load WhatEver
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LWM Load Write-only Memory
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MAB Melt Address Bus
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MAN Make Animal Noises
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MAZ Multiply Answer by Zero
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MBC Make Batch Confetti
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MBF Multiply and be Fruitful
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MBH Memory Bank Hold-up
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MBTD Mount Beatles on Tape Drive
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MBTOL Move Bug To Operator's Lunch
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MC Move Continuous
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MD Move Devious
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MDB Move and Drop Bits
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MDC Make Disk Crash
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MDDHAF Make Disk Drive Hop Across Floor
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MFO Mount Female Operator
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MLB Memory Left shift and Branch
|
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MLP Make Lousy Program
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MLP Multiply and Lose Precision
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MLR Move and Lose Record
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MMF Melt Main Frame
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MMLG Make Me Look Good
|
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MNI Misread Next Instruction
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MOG Make Operator Growl
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MOP Modify Operator's Personality
|
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MOU MOunt User [causes computer to screw you]
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MPLP Make Pretty Light Pattern
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MRZ Make Random Zap
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MSGD Make Screen Go Dim
|
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MSP Mistake Sign for Parity
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MSPI Make Sure Plugged In
|
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MSR Melt Special Register
|
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MST Mount Scotch Tape
|
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MT%HRDV Mag Tape--High speed Rewind and Drop Vaccuum
|
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MTI Make Tape Invalid
|
|
MUM Multi-Use Mnemonics
|
|
MW Malfunction Whenever
|
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MW Multiply Work
|
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MWAG Make Wild-Assed Guess
|
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MWC Move and Wrap Core
|
|
MWT Malfunction Without Telling
|
|
NBC Negate By Clearing
|
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NCW Notch Carriage and Way
|
|
NMI Negate Most Integers
|
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NOP Needlessly Omit Pointer
|
|
NPC Normalize Program Counter
|
|
NTGH Not Tonight, I've Got a Headache
|
|
OBB Overflow Bit Bucket
|
|
OCF Open Circular File
|
|
OMC Obscene Message to Console
|
|
OML Obey Murphy's Laws
|
|
OPP Order Pizza for Programmer
|
|
OSI Overflow Stack Immediate
|
|
OSI Overflow Stack Indefinite
|
|
OTL Out To Lunch
|
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P$*! Punch Obscenity
|
|
PA Punch in ASCII
|
|
PAS Print And Smear
|
|
PAUD PAUse Dramatically
|
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PAZ Pack Alpha Zone
|
|
PAZ Pack Alpha and drop Zones
|
|
PBC Print and Break Chain
|
|
PBD Print and Break Drum
|
|
PBM Pop Bubble Memory
|
|
PBPBPBP Place Backup in Plain Brown Paper Bag Please
|
|
PBST Play Batch mode Star Trek
|
|
PCB Pause for Coffee Break
|
|
PCD Punch Disk
|
|
PCI Pleat Cards Immediate
|
|
PCR Print and Cut Ribbon
|
|
PD Play Dead
|
|
PD Punch Disk
|
|
PDLD Power Down and Lock Door (to computer room)
|
|
PDSK Punch DiSK
|
|
PEHC Punch Extra Holes In Cards
|
|
PEHC Punch Extra Holes in Cards
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|
PEP Print on Edge of Paper
|
|
PFD Punt on Fourth Down
|
|
PFE Print Floating Eye
|
|
PFML Print Four Million Lines
|
|
PHO Pull Hair Out
|
|
PI Punch Invalid
|
|
PIBM Pretend to be an IBM
|
|
PIC Print Illegible Characters
|
|
PIC Print Invalid Character
|
|
PIC Punch Invalid Character
|
|
PLSC Perform Light Show on Console
|
|
PNIH Place Needle in Haystack
|
|
PNRP Print Nasty Replies to Programmer
|
|
PO Punch Operator
|
|
POCL Punch Out Console Lights
|
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POG Print Only Greek
|
|
POPI Punch OPerator Immediate
|
|
POPN Punch OPerator's Nose
|
|
PPA Print Paper Airplanes
|
|
PPL Perform Perpetual Loop
|
|
PPP Print Programmer's Picture
|
|
PPR Play Punk Rock
|
|
PPSW Pack Program Status Word
|
|
PPSW Pack Progran Status Word
|
|
PRS PRint and Smear
|
|
PSP Print and Shred Paper
|
|
PSR Print and Shred Ribbon
|
|
PTP Produce Toilet Paper
|
|
PVLC Punch Variable Length Card
|
|
PWP Print Without Paper
|
|
PWS create PoWer Surge
|
|
PYS Program YourSelf
|
|
QWYA Quit While Your Ahead
|
|
RA Randomize Answer
|
|
RAM Read Ambiguous Memory
|
|
RAN Random Opcode [similar to 16-bit what gate]
|
|
RASC Read And Shred Card
|
|
RAST Read And Shred Tape
|
|
RAU Ridicule All Users
|
|
RBAO Ring Bell and Annoy Operator
|
|
RBG Read Blank Tape
|
|
RBLY Restore Back-up from Last Year
|
|
RBT Rewind and Break Tape
|
|
RC Rewind Core
|
|
RCAJ Read Card And Jam
|
|
RCB Read Command Backwards
|
|
RCB Run Clock Backwards
|
|
RCC Read Card and Chew
|
|
RCCP Randomly Corrupt Current Process
|
|
RCF Rewind Cabinet Fans
|
|
RCKG Read Count Key and Garbage
|
|
RCL Rotate Carry Left
|
|
RCR Rewind Card Reader
|
|
RCRV Randomly Convert to Reverse Video
|
|
RCS Read Card & Scramble Data
|
|
RCSD Read Card, Scramble Data
|
|
RD Randomize Data
|
|
RD Reverse Directions
|
|
RDA Refuse to Disclose Answer
|
|
RDB Replace Database with Blanks
|
|
RDB Run Disk Backwards
|
|
RDD Reverse Disk Drive
|
|
RDDBF Rock Disk Drive Back and Forth
|
|
RDEB Read and Drop Even number of Bits
|
|
RDF Randomize Directory Filenames
|
|
RDI Reverse Drum Immediate
|
|
RDI Reverse Drun Immediate
|
|
RDI Rewind Disk Immediate
|
|
RDR Reverse Disk Rotation
|
|
RDS Read SiDeways
|
|
RENVR REName Variables Randomly
|
|
RET Read and Erase Tape
|
|
RF Read Fingerprints
|
|
RG Record Garbage
|
|
RHNEZ Randomize and Halt if Not Equal to Zero
|
|
RHO Randomize and Hold all Output
|
|
RIC Rotate Illogical thru Carry
|
|
RID Read Invalid Data
|
|
RIG Read Inter-Record Gap
|
|
RIG Read Inter-record Gap
|
|
RIOP Rotate I/O Ports
|
|
RIR Read Invalid Record
|
|
RIRG Read Inter-Record Gap
|
|
RJE Return Jump and Explode
|
|
RLC Relocate and Lose Core
|
|
RLC Reread Last Card
|
|
RLC Rotate Left with Carolyn
|
|
RLI Rotate Left Indefinitely
|
|
RLP Refill Light Pen
|
|
RLP Rewind Line Printer
|
|
RM Ruin My files
|
|
RMI Randomize Memory Immediate
|
|
RMM Read Manager's Mind
|
|
RMT Remove Trap
|
|
RMV Remove Memory Virtues
|
|
RN Read Noise
|
|
RNBS Reflect Next Bus Signal
|
|
RNR Read Noise Record
|
|
ROC Randomize Op Codes
|
|
ROC Rotate Outward from Center
|
|
ROD ROtate Diagonally
|
|
ROM Read Operator's Mind
|
|
ROO Rub Out Operator
|
|
ROOP Run Out Of Paper
|
|
ROPF Read Other People's Files
|
|
ROS Reject Operating System
|
|
ROS Return On Shield
|
|
RP Read Printer
|
|
RPB Raise Parity Bits
|
|
RPB Read Print and Blush
|
|
RPB Reverse Parity and Branch
|
|
RPBR Reverse Parity and BRanch
|
|
RPC Rotate Program Counter
|
|
RPM Read Programmer's Mind
|
|
RPU Read character and Print Upsidedown
|
|
RRC Rotate Random thru Carry
|
|
RRR Randomly Rotate Register
|
|
RRR Read Record and Run away
|
|
RRR Read Record and Run-away
|
|
RRRL Random Rotate Register Left
|
|
RRRR Random Rotate Register Right
|
|
RRSGWSSNK Round and Round She Goes, Where She Stops, Nobody Knows
|
|
RRT Record and Rip Tape
|
|
RS Random Slew
|
|
RSD on Read error Self-Destruct
|
|
RST Rewind and Stretch Tape
|
|
RSTOM Read from STore-Only Memory
|
|
RT Reduce Through-put
|
|
RT Reduce Throughput
|
|
RTP Reduce Throughput
|
|
RTS Return To Sender
|
|
RVAC Return from VACation
|
|
RWC Rewind and Crash Heads
|
|
RWCR ReWind Card Reader
|
|
RWD ReWind Disk
|
|
RWD Rewind Disk
|
|
RWE Run Without Error
|
|
RWF Read Wrong File
|
|
RWT Read/Write While Stretching Tape
|
|
SA Store Anywhere
|
|
SAD Search And Destroy
|
|
SAI Skip All Instructions
|
|
SAK Snooze At Keyboard
|
|
SAS Show Appendix Scar
|
|
SAS Sit And Spin
|
|
SBE Swap Bits Erratically
|
|
SBF Skip on Bitbucket Full
|
|
SC Scramble Channels
|
|
SC Shred Cards
|
|
SCB Spindle Card and Belch
|
|
SCCA Short Circuit on Correct Answer
|
|
SCD Shuffle and Cut DEC
|
|
SCH Slit Cards Horizontal
|
|
SCI Shred Cards Immediate
|
|
SCM Set for Crash Mode
|
|
SCOM Set Cobol-Only Mode
|
|
SCP Scatter Printer
|
|
SCRRC SCRamble Register Contents
|
|
SCST Switch Channel to Star Trek
|
|
SCTR Stick Card To Reader
|
|
SD Scramble Directory
|
|
SD Slip Disk
|
|
SDC Spool Disk to Console
|
|
SDD Seek and Destroy Data
|
|
SDD Spin Disc Dry
|
|
SDDB Snap Disk Drive Belt
|
|
SDE Solve Differential Equations
|
|
SDI Self Destruct Immediate
|
|
SDM Search and Destroy Memory
|
|
SDR Slam Down Rondo [worst soda ever made]
|
|
SEB Stop Eating and Burp
|
|
SEOB Set Every Other Bit
|
|
SEX Set EXecution register
|
|
SEX Sign EXtend
|
|
SFH Set Flags to Half-mast
|
|
SFP Send For Pizza
|
|
SFR Send For Reinforcements
|
|
SFT Stall For Time
|
|
SFTT Strip Form Tractor Teeth
|
|
SHAB SHift A Bit
|
|
SHABM SHift A Bit More
|
|
SHB Stop and Hang Bus
|
|
SHCD SHuffle Card Deck
|
|
SHIT Stop Here If Thursday
|
|
SHON Simulate HONeywell CPU [permanent NO-OP]
|
|
SHRC SHRed Card
|
|
SHRT SHRed Tape
|
|
SID Switch to Infinite Density
|
|
SIP Store Indefinite Precision
|
|
SJV Scramble Jump Vectors
|
|
SLP Sharpen Light Pen
|
|
SMC Scramble Memory Contents
|
|
SMD Spontaneous Memory Dump
|
|
SMR Skip on Meaningless Result
|
|
SMS Shred Mylar Surface
|
|
SNAFU System Needs A Fuck-Up
|
|
SNARF System Normalize and Reset Flags
|
|
SNM Show No Mercy
|
|
SNO Send Nukes on Overflow
|
|
SOAWP SOlve All the World'd Problems
|
|
SOB Shit On Byte
|
|
SOB Stew On Brew
|
|
SOD Surrender Or Die
|
|
SOI Screw O'Coin Intentional (personal one)
|
|
SOL Shift On Low
|
|
SOL Shit Out of Luck
|
|
SOP Stop and Order Pizza
|
|
SOS Sign Off, Stupid
|
|
SOT Sit On a Tack
|
|
SP Scatter Print
|
|
SPA Sliding Point Arithmetic
|
|
SPB Simulate Peanut Butter
|
|
SPD SPin Disc
|
|
SPS Set Panel Switches
|
|
SPSW Scramble Program Status Word
|
|
SPSW Scramble Progrm Status Word
|
|
SQPWYC Sit Quietly and Play With Your Crayons
|
|
SRBO Set Random Bits to Ones
|
|
SRBZ Set Random Bits to Zeroes
|
|
SRC Select Random Channel
|
|
SRC Select Reader and Chew cards
|
|
SRCC Select Reader and Chew Cards
|
|
SRD Switch to Random Density
|
|
SRDR Shift Right Double Ridiculous
|
|
SRO Sort with Random Ordering
|
|
SROS Store in Read-Only Storage
|
|
SRR Shift Registers Random
|
|
SRSD Seek Record and Scar Disk
|
|
SRSD Seek Record and Scratch Disk
|
|
SRTC Stop Real-Time Clock
|
|
SRU Signoff Random User
|
|
SRZ Subtract & Reset to Zero
|
|
SRZ Subtract and Reset to Zero
|
|
SSB Scramble Status Byte
|
|
SSD Stacker Select Disk
|
|
SSJ Select Stacker & Jam
|
|
SSJ Select Stacker and Jam
|
|
SSJP Select Stacker and JumP
|
|
SSM Solve by Supernatural Means
|
|
SSM Stacker Select Memory
|
|
SSP Seek SPindle
|
|
SSP Seek Spindle
|
|
SSP Smoke and SPark
|
|
SST Seek and Stretch Tape
|
|
SSW Scramble Status Word
|
|
ST Set and Test
|
|
STA STore Anywhere
|
|
STC Slow To a Crawl
|
|
STD Stop, Take Drugs
|
|
STM STretch Magtape
|
|
STM Skip on Third Monday
|
|
STO Strangle Tape Operator
|
|
STPR SToP Rain
|
|
STROM Store in Read-Only Memory
|
|
STTHB Set Terminal to Three Hundred Baud
|
|
SUIQ Subtract User's IQ
|
|
SUME SUprise ME
|
|
SUP Solve Unsolvable Problem
|
|
SUR Screw Up Royally
|
|
SUS Stop Until Spring
|
|
SUS Subtract Until Senseless
|
|
SWAT SWAp Terminals
|
|
SWN SWap Nibbles
|
|
SWOS Store in Write-Only Storage
|
|
SWS Sort to Wrong Slots
|
|
SWT Select Wrong Terminal
|
|
SWU Select Wrong Unit
|
|
SWZN Skip Whether Zero or Not
|
|
SZD Switch to Zero Density
|
|
TAH Take A Hike
|
|
TAI Trap Absurd Inputs
|
|
TARC Take Arithmetic Review Course
|
|
TBFTG Two Burgers and Fries To Go
|
|
TC Transmit Colors
|
|
TDB Transfer and Drop Bits
|
|
TDRB Test and Destroy Random Bits
|
|
TDS Trash Data Segment
|
|
TLNF Teach me a Lesson I'll Never Forget
|
|
TLO Turn indicator Lights Off
|
|
TLW Transfer and Lose Way
|
|
TN Take a Nap
|
|
TOAC Turn Off Air Conditioner
|
|
TOG Take Out Garbage
|
|
TOG Time Out, Graduate
|
|
TOH Take Operator Hostage
|
|
TOO Turn On/Off Operator
|
|
TOP Trap OPerator
|
|
TOS Trash Operating System
|
|
TPD Terminal Printer Destruct
|
|
TPD Total Program Diagnostic
|
|
TPD Triple Pack Decimal
|
|
TPDH Tell Programmer to Do it Him/Herself
|
|
TPF Turn Power oFf
|
|
TPN Turn Power oN
|
|
TPO Turn Power Off
|
|
TPR Tear PapeR
|
|
TR Turn into Rubbish
|
|
TRA Te Rdls Arvs [Type Ridiculous Abbreviations]
|
|
TRD Transfer and Drop Bit
|
|
TSH Trap Secretary and Halt
|
|
TSM Trap Secretary and Mount
|
|
TST Trash System Tracks
|
|
TT%CN TeleType--Clunk Noise
|
|
TT%EKB TeleType--Electrify KeyBoard
|
|
TTA Try, Try Again
|
|
TTIHLIC Try To Imagine How Little I Care
|
|
TTITT Turn 2400 foot Tape Into Two 1200 foot Tapes
|
|
TTL Tap Trunk Line
|
|
TTL Time To Logoff
|
|
TYF Trust Your Feelings
|
|
UA Unload Accumulator
|
|
UAI Use Alternate Instruction set
|
|
UAPA(AM) Use All Power Available (And More)
|
|
UCB Uncouple CPU and Branch
|
|
UCB Uncouple Comm Lines & Branch
|
|
UCB Uncouple Cpu and Branch
|
|
UCK Unlock Console Keyswitch
|
|
UCPUB Uncouple CPUs and Branch
|
|
UDR Update and Delete Record
|
|
UER Update and Erase Record
|
|
UFO Unidentified Flag Operation
|
|
ULDA UnLoaD Accumulator
|
|
UMR Unlock Machine Room
|
|
UNPD UNPlug and Dump
|
|
UOP Useless OPeration
|
|
UP Understand Program(mer)
|
|
UPA Use all Power Available
|
|
UPC Understand Program(mer)'s Comments
|
|
UPCI Update Card In Place
|
|
UPI Undo Previous Instruction
|
|
URB Update, Resume and Branch
|
|
UTF Unwind Tape onto Floor
|
|
UTF Use The Force
|
|
UUBR Use Undefined Base Register
|
|
VAX Violate All eXecutions
|
|
VFE Violate Field Engineer
|
|
VFO Violate Female Operator
|
|
VMA Violate Maintenance Agreement
|
|
VNO Violate Noise Ordinance
|
|
VPA Vanishing Point Arithmetic
|
|
VVM Vaporize Virtual Memory
|
|
WAD Walk Away in Disgust
|
|
WAT WAste Time
|
|
WBB Write to the Bit Bucket
|
|
WBT Water Binary Tree
|
|
WC Waste Core
|
|
WCR Write to Card Reader
|
|
WDR Warp disk DRive
|
|
WED Write and Erase Data
|
|
WEMG Write Eighteen Minute Gap
|
|
WF Wait Forever
|
|
WGPB Write Garbage in Process-control Block
|
|
WHFO Wait until Hell Freezes Over
|
|
WHP Wave Hands over Program
|
|
WI Why Immediate
|
|
WI Write Illegibly
|
|
WID Write Invalid Data
|
|
WMC Write Millions of Comments
|
|
WNAM We Need A Miracle
|
|
WNHR Write New Hit Record
|
|
WNR Write Noise Record
|
|
WP Write Poop
|
|
WPET Write Past End of Tape
|
|
WPM Write Programmer's Mind
|
|
WSE Write Stack Everywhere
|
|
WSWW Work in Strange and Wonderous Ways
|
|
WSWW Work in Strange and Wondrous Ways
|
|
WUPO Wad Up Printer Output
|
|
WWLR Write Wrong Length Record
|
|
WWLR Write Wrong-Length Record
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WWR Write Wrong Record
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XIO eXecute Invalid Opcode
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XKF eXecute Kermit the Frog
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XM eXclusive Maybe
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XMB eXclusive MayBe
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XOH eXecute no-Op and Hang
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XOR eXecute OpeRator
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XOS eXchange Operator's Sex
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XPR eXecute Programmer
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XPSW eXecute Program Status Word
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XSP eXecute Systems Programmer
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XVF eXchange Virtue for Fun
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YAB Yet Another Bug
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YASE Yet Another Stupid Error
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ZAP Zero and Add Packed
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ZAR Zero Any Register
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ZD Zap Directory
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ZEOW Zero Every Other Word
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ZPI ZaP Immediate
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DaviD W. Sanderson (dws@cs.wisc.edu)
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