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(Baco Raton, Fl) -- Inside sources at Rat's Mouth Industrial Spies, Inc., have
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released previously unkown information about the new computer said to be in the
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works at big blue. The new machine represents a major deviation from the
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traditional Intel CPU.
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I-Spy's report concludes that the basis of the new machine will be a
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previously unheard of MC68813 microprocessor, a chip so powerful that it is said
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to use a 220v power bus, and will come complete with a low-yield nuclear power
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plant for portable operation.
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In addition to the above features of the 68813, research analysts say that the
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new microprocessor will include the ultimate in addressing architecture, with
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161 easy to remember addressing modes.
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Some of the new opcodes for the 68813 are:
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AAC Alter All Commands
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AAR Alter At Random
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AB Add Backwards
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ABBA Play Swedish Rock
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ADGB Add Garbage
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AFVC Add Finagle's Variable Constant
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AIB Attack Innocent Bystander
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AWTT Assemble with Tinker Toys
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BA Branch and abend
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BAC Branch to Alpha Centauri
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BAD Bark At Dog
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BAF Blow All Fuses
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BAH Branch and Hang
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BCIL Branch Creating Infinite Loop
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BBL Branch and Blow Lightbulb
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BDC Break Down and Cry
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BDT Burn Down Tree
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BF Belch Five
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BFEI Beg For Expansion Interface
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BLI Branch and Loop Infinite - requires 5 less machine cycles than BCIL
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BMUS Beam Me Up, Scotty
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BPB Branch on Program Bug
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BPO Branch if Power Off
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BPM Begin Pirate Mode
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BRN Burn SAM chip
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BSW Branch on Slightest Whim
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BW Branch on Whim
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CBNC Close, But No Cigar
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CH Create Havoc
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CFP Call For Programmer
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CFPC Call For Programmer, Collect
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CLD Try to Cool Down SAM chip
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CMD Create Meaningless Data
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CML Compute Meaning of Life
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CMS Catch Mouse
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CNB Cause Nervous Breakdown
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CNP Call National Parts
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COLB Crash on Operator's Lunch Break
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CPB Create Program Bug
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CPM Create Program Manual
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CRASH Continue Running After Stop or Halt
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CRN Convert to Roman Numerals
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CS Crash System
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CSD Create Static Discharge
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CSL Curse and Swear Loudly
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DAO Divide and Overflow
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DBZ Divide by Zero
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DDC Dally During Calculations
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DEVO Start New Wave (Sine)
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DMPE Decide to Major in Phys. Ed.
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DOC Drive Operator Crazy
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DLN Don't Look Now
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DPMI Declare Programmer Mentally Incompetent
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DPR Destroy Program
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DTC Destroy This Command
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DTVFL Destroy Third Variable From Left
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DW Destroy World
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ECO Electrocute Computer Operator
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EIAO Execute In Any Order
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EIP Erase If Pirated
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ENF Emit Noxious Fumes
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EP Execute Programmer
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ERS Erase Read Only Storage
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ETOY Emulate ZX-81
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FLI Flash Lights Impressively
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FSM Fold, Spindle and Multilate
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GCAR Get Correct Answer, Regardless
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GDP Grin Defiatly At Programmer
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HFA Hire From Atari
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HCF Halt and Catch Fire
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HFC Hide From Children
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HIC Help Intel Chip
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IAD Illogical Add
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IBM Interrupt Bad Mnemonics
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IOR Illogical Or
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ISC Insert Sarcastic Comments
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JOF Jump on Floor
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JOM Jump on Motorola
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JOT Jump on Table
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JTZ Jump to Twilight Zone
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LAP Laugh at Programmer
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LPA Lead Programmer Astray
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MAZ Multiply Answer by Zero
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MDB Multiply and Drop Bits
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MW Malfunction Whenever
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MWK Multiply Work
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MWT Malfunction Without Telling
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NOPE Refuse to Do Anything
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OCD Open Commode-Dor
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OML Obey Murphy's Law
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PAS Print and Smear
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PEHC Punch Extra Holes in Card
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PIP Pulverize Peripheral Interface
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PNRP Print Nasty Replies to Programmer
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PSD Perform Safety Dance
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RA Randomize Answer
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RBD Read and Break Disk
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RBT Read and Break Tape
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RCB Read Commands Backwards
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RDA Refuse to Disclose Answer
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REST Relax For 25 Cycles
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RLI Rotate Left Indefinitely
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RPM Read Programmer's Mind
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RRSGWSSNK Round and Round She Goes... Where She Stops, No One Knows
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RTR Refuse to Run
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RTM Return to Motorola
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RTT Return to Tandy
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RSD Read and Scramble Data
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RWD Read and rewind Disk
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SAI Skip All Instructions
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SCCA Set to Short Circuit on Correct Answer
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SFH Set Flags to Half Mast
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SFT Stall For Time
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SOS Sign Off, Stupid
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SRDR Shift Right, Double Rediculous
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SRZ Subtract and Reset to Zero
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STD Stop Turning Disk
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TALK Turn on Speech Synthesis
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TARC Take Arithmetic Review Course
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TLO Turn Off Indicator Lights
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TN Take Nap
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TPDH Tell Programmer to Do it Him/Her Self
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TPR Tear Paper
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TTA Try Try Again
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UP Understand Program
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WED Write and Erase Data
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WOJ Wear Out Joystick
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WSWW Work in Strange and Wonderous Ways
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XBRA Call Dolly Parton
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XIO Execute Invalid OpCode
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(Thanks to The Michigan Technic and Color-80 for some of these) and to Wayne
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Day of the CoCo SIG for putting it together! Thanks, Wayne, we needed that!
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