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84 lines
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As we discovered earlier, finding a suitable name for a system can be a trying
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experience.
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After trying the name "MYDICK", we experienced some difficulties with our
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name and dialing the wrong number.
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Senerio:
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Man calling field service, dials wrong number.
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ring......ring......ring..... (sexy female voice answers) "Hello?"
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"Hello, I'm calling to report that MYDICK is down."
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"Oh, really, and how may I help you?"
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"Well, I'm hoping that you can tell me how to get it up."
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"This sounds interesting. OK, I can try. Assuming it's not from over using
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it, do you know what caused it to go down?"
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"It got struck by lightening."
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"GOODNESS, thats awful!!!"
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"It's not too bad. It's getting old anyway. I usually only play games with
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it"
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"A lot of my co-workers use theirs for business. Maybe, someday."
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"I don't know about using it for business, but only for games is a little
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bit of a waste, too."
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"Well, since the lightening storm, it doesn't do me much good, anyway."
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"I must admit that you seem to be taking it rather well. My boyfriend would
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be devastated."
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"Oh, it's not such a big deal, it's just a small one. I wanted a larger
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one, but I couldn't swing it."
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"HUMPH, just how big is it?"
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"It only stands about 36 inches."
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"ONLY 36 INCHES???"
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"Yeah, I've seen some as big as 52 inches."
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(silence)
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"Hello?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry, I uh, you should be able to swing that!!!"
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"They're kinda hard to come by."
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"I can imagine. That's what I call hung!!!"
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"Yep, it's hung alright."
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"Have you tried doing anything with it?"
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"Yeah, I tried booting it and I kicked it twice, but it just won't respond."
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"Jeez, didn't that hurt?"
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"I hurt my foot when I kicked it the second time."
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"Damn, I'd think you might be a little more gentle with it. I think
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if you play with it, you can get it to work again."
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"Oh, I've played with it for alomost 2 hours now and it just won't come up.
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It seems like it's going to work OK, but then it gets hung in a loop."
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"My this sounds like a tough problem."
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"It's not an easy one. Could you come over and take a look at it?"
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"You bet!!! I'd love to see this."
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