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# COMPUTER
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Computer-Related Humor
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## SUBDIRECTORIES
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/BOFH/index.gemini BOFH
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## FILES
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/1-liners.txt [ 79530] Collection of Computer-Based and other One-Liners
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/1984.c [ 20608] Obfuscated C Code Winners for 1983 and 1984
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/1st.bug [ 1357] The Origin of the "Computer Bug", back in 1945
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/2genesis.txt [ 4853] Genesis Verison 2.0
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/300bps.txt [ 4793] 101 Things to Do with a 300 Baud Modem
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/386code.txt [ 1849] Undocumented 8088/8086/80286/80386 Instruction Set
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/60_minut.arp [ 10510] Weird 60 Minutes Parody
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/HackTest.512 [ 19848] The Hacker Test, Version 1.0, 06/16/1989
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/_vax.bugs [ 694] VAXOLOGY: A Poem about Vaxes
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/accgag.txt [ 1604] How to See the Secret Gag File and Credits for MS Access from Winpoint BBS
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/acronyms.hum [ 1667] Some improved computer acronyms
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/acronyms.txt [ 1578] Acronyms of Computers Explained
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/actual_c.res [ 4207] Some REALLY WEIRD Compiler Responses
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/actung.hum [ 414] Fake German Warning about das blinkenlights
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/addict.dat [ 12940] Quiz to Tell if you're a Modem Addict
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/ahole-03.txt [ 6234] What Assholes Do, by The Master of Reality and Zandar Zen of Neon Knights
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/ai.koans [ 2351] Koans about Artifical Intelligence
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/al.koa [ 3517] Artifical Intelligence Koans
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/alice.jok [ 12793] Alice in DIGITALland (Parody)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/alice.txt [ 6006] Alice in UNIX Land
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/alices_n.ser [ 18810] Alice's NNTP Server (To the Tune of "Alice's Restaurant")
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/alices_p.dp1 [ 13799] Alice's PDP-10 (To the tune of "Alice's Restaurant")
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/alices_r.str [ 14308] MIT's AI Lab (To the Tune of "Alice's Restaurant")
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/aliceunix.txt [ 5312] Alice in UNIX Land
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/alicunix.fic [ 6456] Alice in UNIX-Land (Parody)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/alternat.osi [ 8821] Alternatives to OSI by Jock C. St. Martin
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/amigause.txt [ 6784] 101 Things to Do with a Dead Amiga
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/anthem.hac [ 735] The Hacker's Anthem by Cheshire Catalyst (Tap #87)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/anthropo.stu [ 5698] The Pedagological Tribal System of Primitive Cultures of the Scientific Research Community by Sara Duncan
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/antimodm.txt [ 2751] The Anti-Modem Weapon, by the Enemy Within
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/aol.txt [ 3276] Diary of an AOL User (Humor)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/ap.calcul [ 1586] Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Calculus, But Were Afraid to Pass
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/apg.hum [ 5582] The Story of the Apple Pirate's Guild
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/appconspir.txt [ 1875] A Conspiracy Theory about Poor Apple Products Around Windows 95 (December 18, 1995)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/applefridge.txt [ 1046] The Apple Trumps the Fridge
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/applemaf.hum [ 21388] The Apple Mafia Story
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/appleuk.txt [ 24489] Special Edition Apple Internal Product News (AIPN) (1995)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/aprfool.net [ 4369] Why the USENET April Fool's Contest was Called Off
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/aptel89.txt [ 6913] Applied Telecommunications goes to Computing '89
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/aptel90.txt [ 6919] Applied Telecommunications goes to Computing '90
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/are_you_.ner [ 4325] Are you an Internet Nerd?
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/art-erot.asc [ 46930] AE: Artificial Eroticism
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/art.stu [ 5625] Artificial Stupidity: A New Breakthrough, by Michael Ferris
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/artifici.hum [ 5827] Artificial Stupidity
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/ask.not [ 2446] Sanity in Automating Keyword Abstracting, or how NOT to Title your Papers
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/asshole3.txt [ 7277] What Assholes Do 3: AE Assholes, by The Neon Knights
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/assholes [ 3584] What Assholes Do II by The Metallian of Metal Communications
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/assholes.ii [ 9856] What Assholes Do II by The Blade and The Metallian of The Neon Knights
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/assholes.iii [ 6400] What Assholes Do III by Master of Reality and Zandar Zan of Neon Knights
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/assholes.txt [ 4765] What Makes People Assholes
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/asshols2.txt [ 11475] What Assholes Do 2: By The Blade and The Metallian of Neon Knights
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/auto.weapns [ 3262] When you get two CMU CS Students together, the topics drift to Automatic Weapons
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/b00t.it [ 1664] Parody of Michael Jackson's "Beat It": B00T It, by Anonymous
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/babbage.hum [ 7590] BABBAGE - The Programming Language of the Future
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/babbage.txt [ 7589] BABBAGE: The Computer Language of the Future!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/babe.txt [ 862] Tal performs a perfect e-mail body slam
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/badcomps.hum [ 2473] Creative Computing Slams all the Computers
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/badcomps.txt [ 2472] "The World's Worst Computers", From CREATIVE COMPUTING, Sept 85
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/balls.txt [ 2845] Mouse Balls are Available as a Field Replacement Unit
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/bardbyte.hum [ 9235] Shakespeare never had a computer!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/basiczen.txt [ 21536] BASICA ZEN, or "Real Men Program in C", by John Richard De Palma
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/bbs30.asc [ 3310] The 30 Commandments of BBSing
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/bbshackers.txt [ 13917] The History of the BBS User: A Musical Drama in Five Parts
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/bbslist.hum [ 1270] Some typical BBS names, circa 1985
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/beer_os.txt [ 4572] The Beers of the Software World (Operating Systems Portrayed as Beers)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/bell.died [ 4618] The Day Bell System Died, a Parody by Lauren Weinstein
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/belle.seized [ 2535] The US Impounds a Chess Computer, 1982
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/bible.c [ 3872] The C Programming Language, redone as a Biblical Passage
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/blinken.txt [ 850] Definition of DAS BLINKENLIGHTS
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/bluedoor.hum [ 4990] Angry anti-IBM sentiment conversation
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/bofb.1 [ 7538] The Bastard Operator From Britain
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/bofh.1 [ 3854] Bastard Operator From Hell #1
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/bofh.10 [ 4304] Bastard Operator From Hell #10
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/bofh.11 [ 3211] Bastard Operator From hell Lives! #11
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/bofh.12 [ 4519] Bastard Operator From Hell #12
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/bofh.13 [ 4013] Bastard Operator From Hell #13
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/bofh.2 [ 2338] Bastard Operator From Hell #2
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/bofh.3 [ 3401] Bastard Operator From Hell #3
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/bofh.4 [ 3553] Bastard Operator from Hell #4
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/bofh.5 [ 3775] Bastard Operator From Hell #5
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/bofh.6 [ 2625] Bastard Operator From Hell #6
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/bofh.las [ 5778] The Last Bastard Operator From Hell!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/bootit.hum [ 2899] Sexual meanings of computer messages, and "Beat It" Parody
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/borghack.jok [ 1017] Star Trek: The Next Generation.. Data Becomes a Hacker
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/borgstew.jok [ 4648] Recipe for an Enterprise Stew
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/br_ode.txt [ 812] An Ode to the BR, by the Great Rabbi Bajzheet
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/bsmfh01.txt [ 2851] The Bastard System Manager from Hell #1
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/bsmfh02.txt [ 2003] The Bastard System Manager from Hell #2
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/bsubs.hum [ 3468] "Simulation" of calling BuSUBS.
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/bugfix.txt [ 2494] A Few of the Lesser Known Programming Quotes
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/bugs.jok [ 7996] Bugs: How to Remove them from All Programs
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/bungl.set [ 2995] Overextended Mnemonics
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/buzzword.txt [ 1422] Some False Data Processing Definitions
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/c.jok [ 1002] An Ode to C
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/c64.txt [ 6015] The Commodore 64 User: A Text File, by Frank LaRosa of the Searchlight BBS
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/c64hater.hum [ 10402] The Complete Commie Hater's Handbook, by The Cracksman
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/c64story.txt [ 10410] Anti-C64 User Story, with Self-Serving Disclaimer from BBS Sysop as bonus!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/c64user.txt [ 9737] Anatomy of a C64 user - a SysOp's guide to Commodore users, by Electrik Kool Aid, April 1990
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/c_minus.min [ 1906] The Great new C-- Package! Void Oriented Programming
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/caa-pt1.hum [ 189755] The First Part of Steve Roberts' Incredible Computer Commute
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/cacm.byte [ 5253] BYTE TO Merge with Communications of the ACM
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/calloftheday.txt [ 1877] The Apple Support Call of the Day
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/catcha.lion [ 3463] A contribution to the mathematical theory of big game hunting
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/cdvsvan.pro [ 1586] Which Wins: The Information Superhighway or a Minivan?
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/cform1.txt [ 1024] Generic USENET Posting Reply Form
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/cform3.txt [ 462] Standard Bonehead Reply Form (Short)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/chain.again [ 18511] Extremely Old Chain Letter, Included for Historical Headers
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/chaper.one [ 3854] The MIT Robot Chaperone (Version 1.00B)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/chatrbbs.hum [ 16946] Chat Between The Slipped Disk and a Pissed RBBS Sysop
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/chern.vax [ 16507] The USSR on Usenet
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/cis.hum [ 2603] The Joys of Compusex!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/client_s.sex [ 482] How Client Server Computing is like Teenage Sex
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/cmu.test [ 53160] The Unisexual, Omnisexual Purity Test, Version 3.5a 1985
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/cobol.txt [ 1791] Literary Criticism meets COBOL
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/codegeek.txt [ 20841] Robert Hayden's Code of the Geeks v1.0.1
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/coffee.mkr [ 2909] Man Page for a Coffee Maker
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/cold.bymail [ 3707] Netmail Spreads Common Cold, 30 November 1983
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/command.txt [ 3535] The 30 Commandments of BBSing
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/commands.hum [ 8231] Some additional assembly language commands
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/commsens.hum [ 6862] Some common sense to use when logging onto BBSs.
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/comp.jok [ 8832] Microcomputer Mania.. A New Mental Disorder?
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/compaq_a.txt [ 4425] Compaq Wishes To Apologize For This Advertisemen
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/comparo.txt [ 5437] Parody of "My Favorite Things" by J. Benson & J. Doll
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/compatbl.hum [ 3898] A problem in the making for the HAL 9000
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/compdic.txt [ 17027] Tonkin's First Computer Dictionary (1987)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/compdict.txt [ 16221] Tonkin's First Computer Dictionary, by Bruce Tonkin, Computerpeople Monthly, Dec. 1987
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/compgran.hum [ 2520] Don't Take Computers for Granted!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/complang.txt [ 2990] Selecting a Programming Language Made Easy by Daniel Solomon & David Rosenblueth
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/complexi.hum [ 3939] The Incomplete and Abridged Computer Term Lexicon
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/complove.jok [ 10294] Hacker Wants to Marry His Computer, from The Sun, (January 17, 1989)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/compsci.jok [ 4942] Parody of UNC Computer Course Listings, 1990
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/compstor.txt [ 3283] Computer Stories from a Field Service Engineer
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/compusex.jok [ 3701] The Adventures of Mini and Micro
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/computer [ 3224] The List of "Real Computers"
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/computer.say [ 9196] Collection of Computing One-Liners
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/computer.txt [ 2085] The Book of Genesis from a Computer Perspective
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/computer.uni [ 2460] In the Beginning, God Created the Bit
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/computersongs-1.4 [ 336786] Computer Songs and Poems, Version 1.4 06, August 1994
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/consult.txt [ 6574] The Confessions of an Unpaid Consultant, by Stephen Manes (July 1996)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/coollngo.txt [ 5202] The Rules of Cyberpunk and the Slang of Cyberpunk
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/copyrite.c64 [ 11596] Extremely Huge Commodore Disclaimer
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/cow.art [ 90374] The Complete Guide to Cows, Summer 1990, Part 1
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/cow.gui [ 30989] The Complete Guide to Cows, November 1989
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/cpuns.c [ 3788] C Program Loaded with Puns
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/crackers.hum [ 2202] Watch Out For Them Crackers!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/cray.txt [ 2499] Making Conversions between Crays and Commodore 64s (July 28, 1990)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/cray7.jok [ 1638] Cray's Incredible New Solar System-Powered Computer
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/creation.jcl [ 2267] A JCL Program for the Creation
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/creation.txt [ 15175] A Number of Computer-Related Creation Myths
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/creators.hoa [ 3660] From Computerworld 1 April: Creators Admit C, UNIX Hoax
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/cuisine.int [ 6533] The Timeline for Microsoft Food For Windows
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/customer.sup [ 2837] Support is Hell: The Torture Never Stops
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/dead1.hum [ 18129] The History of the BBS User (A Musical Drama in 5 Parts)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/dearemil.pos [ 12648] Dear Emily Postnews
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/disclaim.jok [ 3626] The contents of stddisclaimer.h, the Internet's Standard Disclaimer
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/diseases [ 4035] The First Book of Computer Phobias, Disorders, and Diseases, by The Warriors
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/diseases.txt [ 3433] The First Book of Computer Phobias, Disorders, and Diseases, by The Warriors
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/diskdriv.txt [ 1992] Ways to get Rid of problems with Disc Drives, by Jason Harlow
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/doa6.txt [ 23225] MACROS: A Way of Life, or, Altering the English Language For Fun and Profit
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/document.dat [ 6780] Documenting Useless Programs, by Scoop
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/doodz [ 9736] The SysOp's Guide to D00Dspeak
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/dos_faq.fun [ 3293] What the comp.os.ms-dos wizards FAQ might look like if there were a comp.os.ms-dos.wizards
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/dpdef.txt [ 2986] Alternate Data Processing Definitions
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/dr.seuss [ 2951] A Grandchild's Guide to Using Grandfather's Computer
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/dream.jok [ 2146] The Man Page for the DREAM Program
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/dream.man [ 1896] The Man Page for Dreaming
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/duran.txt [ 1392] "The Password" to the tune of "The Reflex" by the Slipped Disk
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/elim2k [ 3860] Ad for the Eliminator 2000 (Destroys annoying BBS Users)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/elite.cmd [ 5946] The Commandments of Eliteness
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/emoticon.txt [ 6302] Collection of common acronyms and emoticons on Compuserve
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/engineer.son [ 6020] The Engineers' Drinking Song (Lady Godiva)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/engineercar.txt [ 1293] A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer, and a Departmental Manager in a Car (Joke)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/errno.2 [ 2470] A Contest from USENIX for the Most Humorous UNIX Error Codes
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/errors.funny [ 53161] The Canonical List of Error Messages that Are Funny
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/ethics.txt [ 9058] Ethics for BBS Users: Some Points of Etiquitte
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/eunuchs.jok [ 2679] EUNUCH Programmer's Manual by Jonathan E. Brickman
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/evan.dream [ 1802] Evan Had a Dream
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/everleec.hum [ 6207] The Ever Present Leeches
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/exam [ 3501] Qualifying Examination for Co-Sysop Access
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/excuses.txt [ 3691] The Programmers and Sysops Excuse File by The Nomad
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/faces.jok [ 8820] Large Collection of Smiley Faces
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/famous.bug [ 52609] Famous Bugs List, Courtesy of Dave Curry
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/faxhumor.txt [ 1529] The Guide to Safe Faxing
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/fever.hum [ 6455] The Tragedy of Online Addiction, by Steve King
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/fidohist.hum [ 16410] FidoNet History and Operation 8 Feb 85
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/fifth.hum [ 5282] Laidback with (a) Fifth, By John Unger Zussman
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/figure.one [ 3924] VMS Operations Manual. See Figure One
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/figure_1.txt [ 5400] AT&T Customer Service Manual. See Figure One.
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/five.lws [ 10289] The Adventures of Lone Wolf Scientific #5: Bad Days Befall The People's Republic of Engineering, by M. Peshota
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/flame.hum [ 7136] Come Join the Famous Flamer's School
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/flame.txt [ 6007] The Flamers' Bible
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/flame_sc.hoo [ 6909] Ever Dreamed of Flaming with the Big Boys? Come to the Flamer's School!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/flamform.txt [ 1824] The Flame Posting Form
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/flattire.jok [ 616] The Flat Tire Joke
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/fluke-cm.sng [ 2179] The Deteriorata Reprogrammed to be Computer Centric
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/foot.1 [ 2001] How to Determine Which Programming Language You're Using:
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/for-everything [ 1657] TRN TRN TRN (For Everything...) Parody
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/fpgmmers.hum [ 4602] Join the Famous Programmer's School
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/free.wheel [ 6590] net.bicycle.freewheel.cleaning: a reprise, by Brian Reid
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/funny.jok [ 66971] Large Collection of Computer-Related Jokery
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/gamedec.jok [ 6314] How DEC Works (Australian Perspective)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/gameplay [ 5143] What Real Gamers Do and Don't Do by Fritz Mertens (March 15, 1985)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/gatesprodigy.txt [ 1034] What Does Bill Gates' Daughter and Prodigy Have in Common?
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/geb.review [ 2951] Review of Godel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid, by Douglas R. Hofstadter
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/geek.txt [ 6821] "A Letter From a Confirmed Geek", by Jolly Roger of Neon Knights/Metal Communications
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/geekcode.txt [ 55071] The Code of the Geeks v3.12 by Robert A. Hayden (March 5, 1996)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/geekguide.txt [ 7839] A Girl's Guide to Geek Guys
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/geeknerd.txt [ 1381] Geeks and Nerds: An Informative File by the Data Blitz 11/20/84
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/geeks [ 3467] Guide to BBS Geeks
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/genasys.txt [ 6284] Gen A Sys: The Book of Genesis Retold with Computers
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/genesis.doc [ 9409] The New Creations from Genesis Corporation
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/genesis.hum [ 3999] The Story of Creation, or the Myth of Urk
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/genesis.jok [ 2125] In the Beginning, God Created the Bit
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/genesis.txt [ 6801] Genesis Release 2.5
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/genesys.hum [ 6619] Genesis Release 2.5
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/getdrunkcheap.txt [ 14166] Parody of MAKE.MONEY.FAST: GET.DRUNK.CHEAP, by Jon E. King
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/globbing [ 3690] Why Kernels Are Subjected to Bloat
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/glossary.jok [ 3908] An Alternate Version of the Software Universe
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/glossary.txt [ 4056] Getting to Know Your Computer: A Short Glossary of Computer Terms
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/gmhelpline.txt [ 2466] The General Motors Technical Support Line
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/gnsb3-cl.txt [ 121578] The Great Net Prayerbook
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/gnsb3-mu.txt [ 615756] The Great Net Spellbook
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/gnu.gnu [ 1944] Press Release for GNU GNURM, the Improved Internet Worm!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/gnu.sub [ 1692] The GNU Submarine Sandwich
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/goldi.flisp [ 8006] The Story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears translated to Fortran
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/goodc.hum [ 5733] 2nd Annual Obfuscated Contest Winners
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/gospel.hak [ 6004] The Gospel According to St. Hacker
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/gradstud.tim [ 6868] A Grad-Student Emotion Checklist
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/gryara01.txt [ 49236] Gray Areas Magazine, by Nutta Gilbooa (Parody) Issue #1 (January, 1995)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/gtdocs.hum [ 8100] GADGET-TERM 1.0 S0PHTD0CZ!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/gubs.txt [ 2268] Collection of Emoticons and Acronyms for use on Fido BBSs.
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/guide12.txt [ 3498] The Twelve Year Old's Guide to Computing
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/hack.poem [ 9500] The HACTRN
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/hacker.dressing [ 2436] How a Hacker Chooses His Clothing (ASCII Diagram)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/hacker.song [ 2539] The Hacker's Song (Parody)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/hacker.tes [ 21478] The Hacker Test, by Felix Lee, John Hayes and Angela Thomas (June 16, 1989)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/hacker.tst [ 21309] The Hacker Test, Version 1.0 (June 16, 1989)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/hackerbarbie.txt [ 2541] The Hacker Barbie is Introduced
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/hackers.hum [ 10112] Hackers: What Pussies! By Mr. Curious
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/hackers.jok [ 89025] The MIT Jargon File by Guy L. Steele Jr., Raphael Finkel, Donald Woods, Geoff Goodfellow and Mark Crispin (November 14, 1982)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/hacksong.txt [ 5570] I'm a Hacker and I'm OK (Monty Pythod Parody) by Dave Touretzky and Don Libes
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/hacktest [ 21120] The Hacker Test Version 1.0 (June 16, 1989)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/hacktest.txt [ 20527] The Hacker Test, Version 1.0, 1989
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/hakawath.jok [ 13192] The Song of Hakawatha, by F.X. Reid
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/hal.txt [ 4577] HAL, we Have a Problem: You're not IBM Compatible
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/hal_word.ibm [ 3184] Is HAL a clever reworking of IBM? This author thinks so.
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/handle.txt [ 10473] How to Choose and Alias, written by The Sheister/UMass Bandit
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/har9408.txt [ 22041] HAM: Humor Accidentally Read (Parody of Random Access Humor) August, 1994
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/hasidunx.txt [ 2243] The Chasidic UNIX Chart by Eric Raymond, Arlie Stephens, David Oster
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/hexappea [ 4151] Software Goes Hardware by Unknown
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/highway.txt [ 2131] If Superhighways Were Like the Internet
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/hitch.hikers [ 6841] The Hitchiker's Guide to the Net, 1982
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/hitchout.hum [ 2555] Jason's Logout for the Milliways BBS
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/horror.story [ 48007] Large Collection of Hacking Horror Stories
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/how_to_g.bed [ 1954] How to Get a Hacker to Bed; Phrases to Turn Him/Her On
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/how_to_p.c [ 969] How to program and Debug in C: The Quick list
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/hp-fonts.jok [ 14813] The Complete Hewlitt Packard Font Catalog, Which is Odd
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/hp-fonts.txt [ 14679] A Particularly funny Hewlitt Packard Font Catalog (!)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/hum1.txt [ 7240] Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and No Question Seems to be Too Basic (March 1st, 1994)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/ibm&god.txt [ 5940] IBM Gets its First Contract, with God
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/ibm.son [ 6461] The IBM Songbook
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/ibm.update [ 1945] New Updates and Fixes to IBM/VU
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/ibm3090.txt [ 3842] Why I like the IBM 3090 (Or Maybe Not)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/ibm360.jok [ 2383] HCF instruction: from Principles of Operation (Halt and Catch Fire)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/ibmhumor.hum [ 12691] Addendum to System/370 Assembler
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/ibmos.txt [ 3127] IBM Offers the new Virtual Universe Operating System (January 30, 1979)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/ibmrules.txt [ 1376] There are Rules for Driving a Computer, Too
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/ibmsong2.txt [ 6198] The IBM Songbook: March on with IBM
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/ibmvuo.hum [ 2592] NEW OPERATING SYSTEM FOR IBM MAINFRAMES: Virtual Universe
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/ideassof.hum [ 2605] Really Useful Software Ideas
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/idr.txt [ 1865] The Industrial Dude Ranch
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/ieee.defs [ 2922] Small Collection of Reviewed Engineering Definitions from the IEEE
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/ien137.txt [ 36203] On Holy Wars and a Plea for Peace
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/inbetwee.hum [ 14085] What Happened in Between, by Rueben Flagg
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/infinity.jok [ 3698] The Infinity Properties
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/infinity.txt [ 1914] The Mathematic Formulas for Infinity
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/info.expngr [ 2529] A Dream Turns to a Nightmare for the National Inquisitor
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/infohighway.txt [ 550] Top Ten Anagrams for "Information Superhighway"
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/infohum.hum [ 8530] Some Infocom Humor
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/insane4.txt [ 9728] Lamer Pirate Magazines, Etc. by The Grim Reaper (February 3, 1992)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/inter.face [ 4097] On the Human to Machine Interface
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/intercal.jok [ 53702] The Intercal Manual, from Don Woods and James Lyon
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/languag.jok [ 699] Al Stevens Explains all Computer Languages
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/lauren.digest [ 6758] A Digest of Messages from Lauren Weinstein, an infinitely Amusing Person
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/laws_of_.pro [ 1579] Troutman's Laws of Computer Programming
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/lawsuits.jok [ 923] Microsoft has a Patent on Look-And-Feel Lawsuits
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/leary.hum [ 5538] An Interview with Timothy Leary
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/lisp.ad [ 3728] Actual Ad for LISP Programmers from the Boston Globe
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/lisp.ad.story [ 2935] The Story of the Lisp.Ad File, by Kalman Reti (May, 2005)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/litebulb.ai [ 3815] How Many Artifical Intelligence People does it take to Change a Light-Bulb?
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/markv.hum [ 1720] The Mark V Security System is ACTIVE!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/maths.txt [ 5060] Simplified Mathematics, from the Journal of Irreproducible Results, Vol. 35, No. 1
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/mathtest.jok [ 3843] The Mathematics Purity Test
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/mcdonnel.reg [ 5099] The McDonnell Douglass Warranty Card
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/mdmgeek.txt [ 8960] The Life of a Modem Geek
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/mel.txt [ 9606] Let Me Tell You The Way It Used To Be: PURE HEX PROGRAMMING
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/melvin.hum [ 2304] Computer Melvins, by The Watcher
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/microgod.txt [ 4288] Microsoft Bigs to Acquire Catholic Church
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/milli.amp [ 1569] The Adventures of Micro-Farad and Milli-Amp
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/misuse.notes [ 6067] No More `Star Trek' on CPU, by Jake Kirchner, CW Washington Bureau, Washington D.C.
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/modemgee [ 3202] How to Tell if YOU are a Modem Geek! By The $heik (January 27, 1985)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/modemgod.hum [ 7596] Is there a Modem Entity?
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/money.spoof [ 18304] Parody of Make Money Fast!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/mr.prtocl [ 7400] Ask Mr. Protocol!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/mydick.txt [ 2192] The Problems with a Computer Called MYDICK
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/nasa.jargon [ 11775] Glossary of NASA Terminology
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/neander.txt [ 2732] Ask Dr. Stupid: Am I a Neanderthal
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/netguide.txt [ 88141] Hitch Hikers Guide To The Net
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/netnews.10 [ 1329] Top Ten Problems with Netnews
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/new.yorker [ 6736] Some Bizzzare Articles from the New Yorker
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/newibm.hum [ 5377] All the New Instructions for IBM's New Chip
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/newpc.hum [ 3260] A New, Very Personal, Computer
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/nightlec.hum [ 4001] The Night of the Leeching Dead, by Apple Core
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/nuke.txt [ 3072] QBX-1: Single-Board Nuclear Reactor Supplies Standby Power for 12 Years!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/ollie1.hum [ 3072] Secret Transmission from the President's BBS, circa 1987
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/olympics91 [ 39284] The USENET Olympics 1991
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/pdp-*.list [ 5784] List of DEC's PDPs, by Mark Crispin
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/perfpgm.hum [ 1499] The Perfect Programmer: A Poem
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/pets.txt [ 1453] Announcement of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Software
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/pgmrsong.jok [ 2464] Of course I never wanted to be a Lumberjack; I wanted to be a PROGRAMMER!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/phantoma.txt [ 14967] The Phantom of the operator
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/phideaux.hum [ 2406] Poodle Sisters Software: Phydeaux-Net!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/pirates.hum [ 2190] The Pirate's Sniglets, by The G-Man
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/piratpsy.hum [ 4310] Psychology of the Software Pirate, By The Beast
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/place.jok [ 3505] Man Page for Place
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/place.man [ 3582] Man page for Placing Systems
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/poorsysp.hum [ 1610] A Sysop .... by The Silver Ghost
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/pournell.spo [ 4092] Computing an Anarchy Acres by Jerry Richdudley (Parody of Jerry Pournelle) by Jon Forrest (December 21, 1988)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/powrpost.net [ 8068] The Usenet Guide to Power Posting
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/prayer.pgm [ 562] The Programmers' Prayer
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/prayer.txt [ 820] The Programmers' Prayer
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/programm.pra [ 2446] The Programmer's Prayer (June 4, 1989)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/programmers-blues [ 3793] The Programmer's Blues (Filk)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/progtec.hum [ 3471] Desperate Programming Techniques
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/proof.omni [ 419] OMNI Magazine Proves that 2=1
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/psalm.ti [ 873] The Mathematician's Prayer
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/pure.mat [ 1848] The Story of Poor Pure Percy P
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/pussy_ea.las [ 3265] Laser Printer Sucks Up Cat
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/quiche.txt [ 3666] Real Programmers Don't Eat Quiche
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/quick.jok [ 8065] Quick List of Joking Definitions
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/quux.poem [ 54044] Random Computer Poetry, ot The Great Quux
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/r0dent.hum [ 10222] The Birth of a Rodent, by The Warlock Lord of Metal Communications
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/rah_syst [ 4187] If System Administrators Designed Cars
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/real.pgmrs [ 23955] Real Programmers Don't Use PASCAL
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/realco.hum [ 4041] Real Computers, by Matt Gertner
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/realeng.sof [ 3393] Real Software Engineers Don't Read Dumps
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/realleec.hum [ 5864] The Real Leech Guide Part I. Excellent Tree.
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/realmel.pro [ 9262] Real Programmers Write in Fortran? No way!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/realprog.hum [ 5325] Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/rec.por [ 3576] The last Word on the Rec.Porn.Child Debate (Parody of Rec.Humor.Funny and Brad Templeton)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/record.gap [ 4342] The Lurker in the Interrecord Gap
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/relays_1 [ 2693] Using Your Boots to Clear a Relay
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/resent.mail [ 1235] Someone Being Annoyed about the "Resent" Field
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/resrch.phrase [ 1347] Dictionary of useful Research Phrases
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/rfc748.txt [ 2743] The Randomly Lose Telnet Option
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/rfk.821 [ 3650] The SMTP Polymorph Command
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/rider.txt [ 4611] MacWeeny Rider (to the tune of "Uneasy Rider")
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/rm.man [ 5870] A Manual Page for a Much More Effective RM Command
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/robin.hod [ 6655] The Story of the Robin Hood Hackers
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/robot.tes [ 3754] Are You About to Employ a Robot
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/robotte.txt [ 3296] Are you About to Employ a Robot?
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/roia93 [ 4408] 1993 RAH Online Industry Awards by Dave Bealer
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/roultman.jok [ 962] A Man Page for Russian Roulette
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/rr.jok [ 1073] Man page for Russian Roulette
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/ryfm.txt [ 4851] Why is RYFM Disease Widespread? (READ YOUR FRIGGIN' MANUAL!)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/safe-fax.asc [ 6340] The Important Rules for Safe Fax
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/santa-claus.sh [ 1514] Story-telling in computer languages
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/saturday.txt [ 10485] What Leeches and Other Losers Do on Saturday Nights, by The Blue Buccaneer
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/scientis [ 3560] Real Computer Scientists Don't Write Code
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/scribe.suport [ 733] Someone Had a Bad Day Providing Scribe Support
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/scrtch.monkey [ 2274] The Story of the Scratch Monkey
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/sears.vax [ 5572] New VAX Reseller Sears Expects To Clean Up With Its Latest Offering
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/secrets.jok [ 2167] User's Guide to Little Known Facts About Computers
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/select.lng [ 3476] Selecting a Programming Language Made Easy
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/sentit.phk [ 1196] The Slipped Disk rants about how cool he is. Little prick.
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/sesame.2 [ 5353] Programmers on Sesame Street
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/sesame.st [ 5056] Horizons in Computer Science Educational Technology by Ross Williams (June 3, 1988)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/sesame_s.cs [ 4412] Computer Science Sesame Street
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/seven.lws [ 10500] The Adventures of Lone Wolf Scientific Episode 7: The House Guest with 172 Soldering Irons by M. Peshota
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/sexx.jok [ 7898] Computer Program for Computers to have Sex with People
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/signatur.jok [ 9735] Collection of Signature Files
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/silicon.txt [ 9864] The Joke of Silicon Valley, by Judith Stone
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/simgames.txt [ 3908] Documentation for SIM-Crackhouse
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/slings.arrows [ 1545] Structured Programmer's Soliloquy
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/slings_a.rro [ 1583] The Structured Programmer's Soliloquy
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/sloppy.hum [ 1579] Sloppy Floppies, or Polarid's New Cleaning Techniques
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/smart.basic [ 2194] All the Programs you'll Ever Need for $600
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/smiles.txt [ 2620] Communications Breakthrough: The Smiley List, after Scott Fahlman at CMU
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/smiley [ 6826] The Unofficial Smiley Dictionary
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/smiley.face [ 1412] Smiley Face Catalog, from 1983
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/smiley.txt [ 7530] Collection of Smiley Faces
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/smileys.2 [ 12847] Collection of Emoticons
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/smilie$d [ 14137] Large Collection of Smileys
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/sniglets.txt [ 5083] A Collection of Modem Signets Volume #1 by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/software [ 3459] Real Software Engineers Don't Read Dumps
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/software.txt [ 105145] SOFTWARES: Part IV, a New Hype (Star Wars Parody)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/soulcatc.txt [ 9470] About Copy Protection and Selling your Soul
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/spispopd.faq [ 26802] The Official SPISPOPD FAQ Prerelease Version 1.0 by Seth Cohn
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/spispopd.txt [ 4813] Why Doom has an Inside Joke to Usenet, or How I Helped Create a Cheat Key Code by Seth Cohn
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/sprite.txt [ 1487] Walk of Sprite: Parody of Walk of Life by Dire Straits, by Melt Cober (1986)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/stuck.key [ 486] The All punctuation Drinking Song
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/stupdsig.txt [ 9812] A Collection of Stupid .signatures
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/sun.boot [ 7517] Pros and Cons of Sun Workstations from 1987
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/superuser.txt [ 6252] The Arguments for a Super User from Different Departments
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/sweep.stakes [ 752] Typical Junkmal, OK, WEIRD Junkmail, 1983
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/swwars.jok [ 60272] Software Wars, by Mark Crispin
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/swwars.txt [ 59362] Software Wars, by Mark Crispin
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/sys286.msg [ 24134] Nasty Parody of Symbiotics Documentations (Slimebiotics)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/sysadmin.txt [ 2779] Should I Become an Astronaut, Firefighter, or System Administrator?
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/syslose.hum [ 9077] The Sysop's Guide to Loozers Leeches and Rodents
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/sysmgr.sty [ 61093] The Adventures of System Restriction Underwriter Manager
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/sysopblu.txt [ 4871] The Tough Times of Being a Sysop
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/sysopfun.hum [ 6684] Sysop fun! By Surf Rat
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/sysoppt.txt [ 2194] The System Operator Purity Test
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/system.man [ 7712] Machine Room Operations
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/system_g.ens [ 6647] Genesis Release 2.5, by Michael Coleman
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/taking_c.dis [ 1789] Different Ways of Taking Care of Your Disks
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/teachers [ 10525] Real Computer Teachers by The Joker, The Slipped Disk, the Datamaster and Mark Hamill
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/technica.har [ 2987] What is Technical harassment?
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/techsup.txt [ 693] The Top 10 Reasons for Calling Technical Support Hotlines
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/tenne.c [ 8446] New C Language Derivative: Tenne-C!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/terms.hum [ 7567] An Unabridged, Uncommon, and Unnecessary Dictionary of Computer Terminology, from King Herman
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/testfors.txt [ 3643] Tests for System Analysts (Reworking of the famous 'Final Test')
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/tex.use [ 3141] A portrait of the TeX novice/user/hacker.
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/texas.txt [ 1957] The Official Grotto Primer of Elementary Texan
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/the.future [ 5335] Zork, RAMS and the Curse of Ra: Computo, ergo sum by Curt Suplee, Smithsonian magazine, April 1983
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/the_net.txt [ 3138] It's True! I Heard it on the Net!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/thecompu.txt [ 11162] The Compleat Nerd Dictionary, by The Quartz Revision 2.0, 1985
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/thepasca.txt [ 4807] the Pascal Programmer and the C Programmer, by The Shooting Shark
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/thesocie.txt [ 13594] The Society of "Leeches" in the Telecommunications World by Mister I/O
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/timeline.lan [ 1222] Bizarre Computer Language Timeline
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/timewarp.jok [ 3964] Thank Goodness of Computer Technology!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/to_my_da.hus [ 1988] To My Darling Husband, the Computer Addict
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/toilet.mil [ 2959] Administrator's Note About the Water Closet
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/tolkien.rin [ 17236] The Tolkien Ring Network
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/ton.jok [ 16717] Humorous Computer Dictionary (1988)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/tonkinsc.txt [ 16334] Tonkin's First Computer Dictionary, 1987
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/troff.jok [ 4050] Introducing a new "portable" macro package for troff-like processors (DEEP GEEK HUMOR)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/tst8.txt [ 30397] Tech Support Tales #8
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/turbo.cadr [ 1335] Vrooom!, or, Turbo-CADR-19
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/turing.shr [ 4776] The Turing Sroud: An Amazing Archaeological Discovery!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/turkey.hum [ 3726] Going Cold Turkey, by The Blue Buccaneer
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/typicaol.txt [ 3468] AOL's Diary, from Anonymous
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/u_songs.txt [ 4504] A Few MIT Drinking Songs
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/ultimate.spr [ 7910] Excellent Response by Digital to a VMS Leap year Complaint
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/ultimav.hum [ 7553] The Ultimate Ultima
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/unifid.field [ 1162] The Unified Field Theory
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/unisys.jok [ 2451] The Burroughs/Sperry (now Unisys) Merger Song
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/universa.vax [ 1106] God Logs Onto his VAX
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/unix-stories [ 22756] Adminstration Horror Stories From the Usenet (1992)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/unix.admin.horror-1.1 [ 141662] The Unofficial Unix Administration Horror Story Summary, version 1.1
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/unix.cmd [ 3228] Funny UNIX Commands to Type
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/unix.jok [ 920] Unix Jokes
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/unix.ooh [ 6589] Creative Writing Project: The UNIX Program Gone Bad
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/unix.rm [ 5998] A new version of rm(1) for DOD contractors by Steve Baur (1989)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/unixkill.txt [ 3413] Manual Entry for XKILL, which Kills Processes and the users who start them!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/unixlove.jok [ 9610] Rant about UNIX, and USENIX as well
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/unixtrek.txt [ 4291] UNIX Trek
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/unixtrix.txt [ 143498] A VERY Large Collection of UNIX Shell Tricks
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/unixttl1.hac [ 31322] UNIX Communication Commands, Part I
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/unixwars.txt [ 25526] The UNIX Wars Saga, Version 1.1
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/usenet.oly [ 44437] The Usenet Sports Programming Network presents: Exclusive Coverage of the Men's Flame Baiting Finals
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/usenet_b.fax [ 3766] PLTS Announces "Netnews by Fax"
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/usenet_g.pos [ 7957] The USENET Guide to Power Posting
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/ussrmodm.txt [ 7168] Split Personalities on Electronic Bulletin Boards, by Rangott Splieken
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/utopia.hum [ 3193] A Login Session with Utopia BBS
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/uzi&comp.txt [ 2663] The Uzi vs. The Computer, by Yossie Silverman
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/uzivs.jok [ 1602] The UZI Versus the Computer
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/valgol.txt [ 2194] Announcing VALGOL, the Valley Girl Operating Language
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/valguy.hum [ 2836] Silicon Valley Guy (to the Tune of Valley Girl)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/vangojok.txt [ 3220] The Writings of a Minor 19th Centure Post-Impressionist Programmer
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/vaporwre.1 [ 10149] Murph's VAPORWARE column for March 1990
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/vaporwre.2 [ 6591] Murph's VAPORWARE column for April 1990
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/vaxen.jok [ 15163] The Infamous VAXEN War Story
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/vaxlaws.hum [ 5476] The Law of the VAXes
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/vaxtrek.1 [ 3650] Vax Trek V The Movie: "The Crunchy Bits"
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/vi_addic.txt [ 1580] Addicted to VI (Parody of Addicted to Love)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/virtual.mem [ 2743] I/O Deja Vu: A Farce in one act
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/virus.hack [ 1969] Look Out for this New Virus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/virus.joke [ 3822] The Michelangelo Virus Hysteria Syndome
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/virus.txt [ 4325] A List of Humorous Viruses
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/vmexplan.hum [ 4032] A Very Weird Explanation of Memory Paging
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/voyager.hum [ 8576] The Voyage of the Digi-Nerds
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/vu.txt [ 2554] IBM's Virtual Universe Operating System
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/w95startmeup [ 2925] Song Parody of "Start Me up" by Dix/Dem (1995)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/warbitch.hum [ 8769] BitchWar Manual #1, by Barney Badass
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/warbitch.txt [ 9225] B-File #1: Barney Badass's Bitch War manual
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/wargames.txt [ 9762] Is Wargames Possible? Bullshit! By The Jabberwock
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/warning.hum [ 2619] Warning! This Machine Intentionally Goes Down!
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/weird.pro [ 14307] Bored by Pascal? A Posting from Magnus (September 29, 1989)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/weirdpro.txt [ 13454] The Bored by pascal? Series
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/what_is_.gur [ 2956] How to Tell if You Have a UNIX Guru in the House
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/who-me.hum [ 9214] So You Want to be a SysOP
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/why-text.oct [ 3437] Why I Like Textfiles, by Jason Scott
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/why_i_li.309 [ 3790] Why I Like the IBM 3090
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/win95.txt [ 3303] Joke Press Release: Windows Buys Up Satisfaction
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/winjokes.txt [ 11956] Six Gabillion Anti-Windows/Microsoft Taglines
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/wint95experience.txt [ 7852] Out of the Box with Windows 95 (August, 1995)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/wisdom.talk [ 1742] IMMANUEL: A Wisdom Based System for Discovering Deep Philosophical Ideas
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/writdocd.hum [ 8043] How to Write Documentation Documentation (Needs Editing)
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/xdos7.txt [ 5353] Christian Deity Ontological System Version 7 (XDOS 7.0), or Christianity 7
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/xtnd8088.txt [ 4604] Extended Op-Code Set for 8088/8086, or What Intel forgot To Tell.
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/yale.1 [ 1993] An Example of a Fake AI System
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/you're.tired [ 1059] Art Buchwald's Story about Why You're So Tired
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/zany232.art [ 5675] DL-232: A suggestion for even more stupid signals on computer cables
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/zendocum.txt [ 4118] Zen and the Art of Software Documentation by W.C. Carlson
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/zippy_eliza [ 6055] Attacking on ELIZA with some ZIPPY Quotes
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/humor/COMPUTER/zzzmodem.txt [ 5145] ZZZMODEM: The Slowest Modem Protocol Ever
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