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71 lines
1.9 KiB
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How to get a hacker to bed
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(What to do when the chips are down)
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Phrases that will turn him/her on
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How about a little time sharing?
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Would you like to try a manual entry?
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My response time is shorter than an ELF.
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I run on AC or DC.
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I'll trade you my software for your hardware.
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I'm a member of Aslib.
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Want to try my back-up equipment?
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How about a digital search?
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Boot my system.
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I need my cards punched
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Mind if I run a cylinder scan on you?
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Wanna see my dedicated port?
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You can have direct access if you want.
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How about a flip-flop?
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Are you interested in gang-punching?
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Like to see my head rotor?
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Let me try your joystick
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Kiss my system!
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You'll always be LILO in my system.
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It's time to log in.
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Massage my input.
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Wanna twiddle my mouse?
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I've also got a slow mode
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I'm programmed for parallel processing.
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I'm into RAM.
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Let's advance the state of the art.
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Like some digital timesharing of my TTS?
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Clothes that will drive him/her wild
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White shirt with plastic pencil case in pocket
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T-shirt with rock group on front
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White socks
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Worn out running shoes
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Shiny suit pants
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Hawaiian shirt
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12-point wingtips
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Carry a briefcase
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Food to stimulate him/her
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Warm Coke
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Twinkies
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Szechuan food
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Week-old pizza
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Oreo cookies
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Lukewarm coffee
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Selected reading to whisper in his/her ear
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On circuit operation (read as if lecturing):
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The input signal is impressed on the grid of the voltage amplifier tube,
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T_1. This signal is amplified and appears across R_1 after
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experiencing a 180' phase shift.
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On common polyphase rectifier circuits:
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A three-phase, delta-wye circuit, sometimes known as a three-phase,
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half-wave rectifier circuit, has the disadvantage of giving a large ripple
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voltage in the output circuit.
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If all else fails, try this wining line:
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I = {E \over X_T} \quad{\rm where}\quad
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X_T = X_{c1} + { X_{c2}X_{c3} \over X_{c2} + X_{c3} } +
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{ X_{c4} X_{c5} X_{c6} \over X_{c4} X_{c5} + X_{c7} }
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