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67 lines
3.5 KiB
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I'm sure many of you have been wondering what is meant by:
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#include <stdisclaimer.h>
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Well below is stdisclaimer.h.
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STANDARD DISCLAIMER
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This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance
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to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where
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prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by
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bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during
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shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or
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implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy
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equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB
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approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to
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affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp.
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Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only.
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Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition
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persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside.
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Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without
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notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary
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if mailed in the United States. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance
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of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits
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all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of
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non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent
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the forms which seem to be right for you. Slippery when wet. For
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office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop
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in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool; process promptly.
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Post office will not deliver without postage. List was current at
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time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file,
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unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental
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or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure
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to perform. At participating locations only. Not the Beatles.
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Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial
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penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling
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rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your cancelled check is your
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recipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin.
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Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly
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endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west
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of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible.
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Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions
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before the show. Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt
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delivery. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this
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engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at location stamped in
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code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only
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in well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flame. Replace with
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same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. Check
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here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price
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does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for
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children. Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly
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prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs, or horses. No
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anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not fr
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resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull
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down. Call toll free before digging. Driver does not carry cash.
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Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for
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identification puroses only. Record additional transactions on back
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of previous stub.
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This supersedes all previous notices.
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* Origin: Dave's Fido, Gardner,ma (101/27)
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Found on:ThelmaNet 415-548-0163
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