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<> <>
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<> What Assholes Do..... <>
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<> <>
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<> By THE BLADE <>
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<> A Neon Knight Presentation <>
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<> Inspired by: <>
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<> "The Real Pirate" <>
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<> <>
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<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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<> Dist: Metal Communications <>
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<> & <>
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<> The Neon Knights <>
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<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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After viewing "The Real Pirate" file
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I saw that a few things were missing,
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mosly about what 'assholes do'. If
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over %50 of this following file
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pertains to you....I wood get out of
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the Pirating business untill you have
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reserected a new personallity.
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<:><:><:> What Assholes Do <:><:><:>
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Assholes hang up on a SYSOP when they
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answer the phone.
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Assholes hang up when a SYSOP breaks
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in to see who they are.
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Assholes call AE's and download 100
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programs and when the SYSOP wants a
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new ware that they have, they want
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something in return.
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Assholes crash AE's and BBS's (only
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crashing a system is ok when the sysop
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is an Asshole or the system really
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sucks.)
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Assholes dont know where the DOS is
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located on a disk.
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Assholes stay in on friday and saturday
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nights because they have no friends.
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Assholes call BBS's and AE's from 9 am
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untill 11 pm because they have nothing
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better to do.
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Assholes threaten to blow up your
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system with a "yellow & black box".
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Assholes listen to the TOP 40.
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Assholes get all A's on their report
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card...and are very upset with a 'B'.
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Assholes call the same ae every 2 hours
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to see if there are any new wares.
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Assholes have pulse dial phones.
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Assholes dont know how much an '800'
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call costs.
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Assholes USALLY (there are exceptions)
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have MM//e's, Networker, prometheus, or
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other modems that suck fuck.
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Assholes buy ss/sd disks for $32 a
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box.
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Assholes usally have Television sets
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for a monitor.
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Assholes name theirselves after dumb
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animals: THE CAT, THE WAREZWOLF,
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THE PINK PANTHER, (PUT OTHER ASSHOLES
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HERE).
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Assholes have never touched a girl in
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their life.
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Assholes think 'control characters' are
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police in a movie.
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Assholes live in towns with the
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population thats under 500.
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Assholes wear 'parachute pants'.
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Assholes dont play sports.
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Assholes have never used an Illegal
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substance in their life.
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Assholes use handles that are over
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3 words long.
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Assholes think krackowicz is still
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around.
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Assholes have daisy wheel printers.
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Assholes dont have a phone next to
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their computer.
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Assholes use their real name instead
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of a handle.
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Assholes have hours on their systems.
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Assholes don't own their computer.
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Assholes only have 48 k.
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Assholes pay to get their modem
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installed.
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Assholes like Tina Turner, New Edition,
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Cindy Lapur, Michael Jackson, Prince,
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and The Pointer Sisters.
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Assholes are Assholes.....
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--------------------------------------
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I've been wanting to get that off my
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chest for a long while. And dont
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forget, not everyone is perfect. So
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if more than 50 percent of this file
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appilies to you.....Get A REAL life.
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()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
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What Assholes Do ][ will be at
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an AE near you soon...
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Call the Metal Catsend-
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201-879-6668 Indvidual passwords
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Metalland AE/BBS/CATSEND/10megs
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(503)538-0761
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()()()(- A Neon Knight Release -)()()()
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