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105 lines
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THE TWELVE COMPUTERIZED DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
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On the first day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
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A glitch on the video screen.
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On the second day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
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Two keyboard bounces, and a glitch on the video screen.
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On the third day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
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Three loose plugs,
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Two keyboard bounces,
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And a glitch on the video screen.
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On the FORTH day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
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Four garbled SAVE's,
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Three loose plugs,
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Two keyboard bounces,
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And a glitch on the video screen.
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On the fifth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
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Five blank cassettes,
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Four garbled SAVE's,
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Three loose plugs,
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Two keyboard bounces,
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And a glitch on the video screen.
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On the sixth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
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Six I/O spasms,
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Five blank cassettes,
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Four garbled SAVE's,
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Three loose plugs,
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Two keyboard bounces,
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And a glitch on the video screen.
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On the seventh day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
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Seven system resets,
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Six I/O spasms,
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Five blank cassettes,
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Four garbled SAVE's,
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Three loose plugs,
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Two keyboard bounces,
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And a glitch on the video screen.
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On the eighth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
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Eight worthless printouts,
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Seven system resets,
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Six I/O spasms,
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Five blank cassettes,
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Four garbled SAVE's
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Three loose plugs,
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Two key bounces,
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And a glitch on the video screen.
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On the ninth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
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nine burnt-out fuses
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Eight worthless printouts,
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Seven system resets,
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Six I/O spasms,
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Five blank cassettes,
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Four garbled SAVE'S
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Three loose plugs,
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Two key bounces,
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And a glitch on the video screen.
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On the tenth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
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Ten disk-drive lockouts,
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nine burnt-out fuses
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Eight worthless printouts,
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Seven system resets,
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Six I/O spasms,
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Five blank cassettes,
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Four garbled SAVE'S
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Three loose plugs,
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Two key bounces,
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And a glitch on the video screen.
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On the eleventh day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
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Eleven damaged diskettes,
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Ten disk-drive lockouts,
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nine burnt-out fuses
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Eight worthless printouts,
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Seven system resets,
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Six I/O spasms,
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Five blank cassettes,
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Four garbled SAVE'S
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Three loose plugs,
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Two key bounces,
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And a glitch on the video screen.
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On the twelfth day of Christmas, my computer gave to me
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Twelve blown-out circuits,
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Eleven damaged diskettes,
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Ten disk-drive lockouts,
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nine burnt-out fuses
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Eight worthless printouts,
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Seven system resets,
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Six I/O spasms,
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Five blank cassettes,
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Four garbled SAVE'S
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Three loose plugs,
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Two key bounces,
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And a glitch on the video screen.
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