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"Grab the mic, and Ma Bell will connect you."
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------f---u----c-----k----t---h-------e-----g--e-----s--t---a---po-----------!
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_-~A Definitive Study on Primate Behavior~-_
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----and-the-Technique-of-Clear-Boxing-----
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So...what is the point of phreaking anyways? Well...to communicate
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with other people...FREE. There are a lot of phunky ways to accomplish this,
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involving tape recorders, tone dialers, economy-sized hair dryers, frequency
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scanners, buckets of mayonnaise, and complicated Box constructions. But all
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this is just a more complex way to rip off the Fone Company, when in reality,
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you don't need any of the above equipment. None of it...not even the
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mayonnaise. Of course, that would be fun to have handy, but its not totally
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necessary. One can wreak plenty of havoc without it.
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To accomplish this pheat of phreaking proficiency, all you need is a
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nail. Yes, a 3/32" diameter finishing nail, or something similar in shape,
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and conductive. To make a free local call, just cram that sucker into the
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central hole of the mouthpiece, smack it against something really hard a few
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times, and dial the first six digits of the number you're calling. Then,
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touch the end of the nail to the metal cover of the money safe, and dial the
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seventh number. Then...if you did everything right, Ma Bell will connect you,
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and you can get funky on the mic all you want. If it doesn't work, then wipe
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the partially-chewed gum offa your boots, pick up your trusty mayo bucket, and
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move on down that old dusty road; the pay fone you have chosen doesn't work.
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Don't worry...theres plenty of phish in the sea.
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An alternate technique is to punch the mouthpiece with the nail as
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above, and then to unfold a large paperclip so that it forms a square. Stick
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one end of this into the hole, and tuck the other end of it under the 'Blue
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Guy' (the little blue thingy that covers the wire's connection to the mouth-
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piece). Dial the first six, then take the paperclip out of the mouthpiece,
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and dial the seventh.
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This technique is _untraceable_ by ESS...It is the _least_ dangerous
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form of phreaking. So...if you're stuck at the airport w/out a quarter, don't
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call dial 1-8oo-CoLLeCT. The polite thing to do is to ClearBox it.
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