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| -- Cable Theft Made Easy -- |
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| The title says it all..this phile will teach you the |
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| quickest and easiest method of pilfering Cable Television! |
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| _| Compiled by: Acid Reign |_ |
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| | Designed by: Riff Raff | |
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(*) An OverView (*)
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This phile will tell you how to "customize" your television to receive
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every channel offered by your local Cable Television company without having
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to build your own cable receiver...in fact, it's so easy, ANYBODY can do it,
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and it's so obvious, you'll hate yourself for not thinking of it sooner...
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(*) The Procedure (*)
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1. First, call your local Cable Company up and tell them that you
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want to alter your current subscription by adding on all the other
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channels offered which you are not currently receiving.
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2. Next, wait until you start receiving your "new" channels, and
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then call your Cable Company back. Tell them you didn't like this
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new subscription, you don't want to get it anymore, and you would
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just like to receive the basic package from now on.
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3. Once you are off of the phone, disconnect the main cable from
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your cable box, (NOT the cable that runs from the box to the
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television set, the one that runs into the cable itself.) Keep
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this disconnected for two or three days.
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4. After a few days, reconnect the cable to the box. You will now
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receive every channel...free of charge!
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NOTE: For one billing, you WILL have to pay for the "complete"
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package...but, after that, you only pay for your new order,
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the "basic," or "poor man's" package!
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(*) Why It Works (*)
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Todays cable boxes are used to unscramble select signals transmitted
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thru the cable. Your BOX determines which channels you can and which channels
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you do not receive simply through remote programming from the Cable Company's
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main computer. So, whenever they change an order, they simply re-program the
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subscriber's box, (from their office), so that it can decode the new channels'
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signals. Where, in the past, they only used to send the signals which you had
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subscribed to, they now send all signals but only let the box decode the
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selected channels. Therefore, the box, AS IT IS, always has the potential to
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decode every signal which is sent by the Cable Company.
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The Cable Company has no way of knowing if their signals ever get thru to
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your box at all, so, once you have disconnected the cable from your box, the
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Company will not be in contact with it at all, and therefore will not be able
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to change its current configuration. Therefore, your Cable Company will THINK
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that they have changed your box, and, resultantly, THINK that you are only
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able to receive the basic package, when you really are still receiving your
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"elite" configuration -- the basic set with all the "pay" stations which you
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ordered previously, such as HBO, ShowTime, PlayBoy, and CineMax...for free!
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-Cable Theft- is a TradeMark of DeadMan Operations and Activities, Inc.
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(K)opyWrong 1986 -- D.O.A. All Rights Phucked
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(*) This Phile Was Compiled by the Phollowing (*)
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Acid Reign Riff Raff Sid Vicious Kable Kommie
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_________________________________________________________________________
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This Article was downloaded from the Unet by Dr. Strangelove. If anyone
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knows anything more about Captain Midnight, let me know; I would like to
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find this guy.
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I can be contacted on the Matrix, 415-922-2008
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Distributed in part by:
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Skeleton Crue 510-376-8060
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!!Get on the Band Wagon before it RUNS YOU DOWN!!
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The LAST bastion of abusive thought in ALL of Suburban West Coast!
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(PHNORD) |