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## HUMOR!! ÄÍðZhit Axis Nation presentsðÍÄ W () W ##
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## Several Proverbs to Live by! \||/ ##
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## Written by: Creature of Prometheus _/ \_ ##
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## Dated: 7/27/91 ##
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## Greets to: The GELster, Guido's little brother, Erasmus' ##
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## bigger sister, Baron's dog, Trojan Man's Nachos... ##
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## ##
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## Ying Yang BBS The Game Parlor BBS FuNHouse BBS ##
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## ZAN Promised Land ZAN Mosque#002 ZAN Mosque#001 ##
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## SysOp: CoP SysOp: Eightball SysOp: Erasmus ##
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DisClaimer: Have fun, or play with yourself...
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[-------]
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"The corn is never declared innocent in the court of chickens."
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-Old Ewe Proverb
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"Now is yesterday's tomorrow."
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-Cosmic California Proverb
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"Good luck is an eel in the pond of fools."
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-Hoary Russian Proverb
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"You may drink out of a human skull but you may never forget it once
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had eyes in it."
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-Venerable Shmolo Proverb
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"Love is a dark pit."
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-Timeworn Hungarian Proverb
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"Wealth is like hair in the nose; if much is pulled out, it is painful,
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if little, it is painful."
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-Logical Kongo Proverb
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"The Lithanian is stupid like a pig but cunning like a serpent."
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-Thoughtful Polish Proverb
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"When you have figs in your haversack, everybody seeks your friendship."
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-Tested Albanian Proverb
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"But for the wide trousers, prayer would be a scandal."
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-Provocative Wolof Proverb
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"God often gives nuts to toothless people."
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-Tested Montenegrin Proverb
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"He who was Diarrhea cannot hold up him who vomits."
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-Philosophical Ruanda Proverb
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"A dragon stranded in shallow water furnishes amusement for the
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shrimps."
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-Oh-So-True Chinese Proverb
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"If you see ants on the staircase, know that there is semolina
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upstairs."
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-Scientific Moorish Proverb
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"If you want to know your friends, lie down in the gutter, pretend to
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be drunk, and shout strange proverbs."
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-Sad Colombian Proverb
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"Truth is greater than ten goats."
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-Bucolic Zogo Proverb
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"The water-carrier drinks no slime."
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-Eloquent Ngoni Proverb
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"At home even wood tastes good."
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-Cryptic Norwegian Proverb
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"When the cat dies, the mice rejoice."
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-Inspirational Flemish Proverb
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"Drink beer, think beer."
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-Pithy Rongan Proverb
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"Brotherly love for brotherly love, but cheese for money."
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-Unsentimental Albanian Proverb
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"A mean guy shouldn't have any wine."
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-Blunt Bulgarian Proverb
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"Humans are not pigs; they'll eat anything."
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-Ambiguous Swedish Proverb
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"A watermelon will not ripen in your armpit."
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-Unique Egyptian Proverb
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"Every day is not friday; there is also tuesday."
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-Quizzical Persian Proverb
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"In the forest a skillet sounds like music."
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-Candid Prussian Proverb
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"Young pigs grunt as old pigs grunted before them."
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-Perceptive Polish Proverb
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"When your dog says he will catch an elephant for your dinner, he is
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deceiving you."
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-Irrefutable Ibo Proverb
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"Do not blow into a bear's ear."
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-Educated Czech Proverb
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"The best of the 36 plans is to run away."
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-Frank Korean Proverb
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"Do not tell proverbs in the winter; if you do, the toads will visit
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you."
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-Unnerving Cree Proverb
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[-----]
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This is dedicated to Anita.
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