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## HM ÄÍðZhit Axis Nation presentsðÍÄ W () W ##
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## Mommy, I got a question about...? \||/ ##
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## Written by: Creature of Prometheus _/ \_ ##
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## Dated: 7/28/91 ##
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## Greet(s) to: Fifi Gonzales, Erasmus, Wisconsin Dells, and Black Death... ##
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## ##
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## Ying Yang BBS The Game Parlor BBS FuNHouse BBS ##
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## ZAN Promised Land ZAN Mosque#002 ZAN Mosque#001 ##
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## SysOp: CoP SysOp: Eightball SysOp: Erasmus ##
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DisClaimer: Welp, this is here compiled from reading and experiencing the
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hawdag of life... Read it, and if you don't laugh, raid your local 7-11!!!!
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[---]
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Many kids are honest and curious... Everyone was a kid, and there was
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only one real knower of all. This should be (unless you are evicted from your
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room) your dear old parents. You probe with endless question about
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everything... But do they know the answer?? Well, let's see.
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Here is a short brief list of what normal (ack) kids ask their dear
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parents...
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"If you lick a fly swatter, will it kill you?"
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"Is today's music as lame as it sounds?"
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"How can God sleep when people are starving?"
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"When you see someone wearing a t-shirt that says, 'sexy grandpa,'
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should you run?"
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"Is pine-scented insecticide really such a good idea?"
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"What are people who wear black fingernail polish thinking?"
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"If animals have no souls, where will Rover spend eternity?"
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"If you stick yourself with a pencil, will you get lead poisoning?"
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"Do amoebas feel love?"
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"Is there anything scarier than an open mike poetry reading?"
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"If you vote Republican, does that make you an accomplice to their
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crimes?"
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"Are balloon animals art?"
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"What do Dog biscuits taste like?"
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"Is there a treasure hidden in a drainage pipe?"
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"What happens when you stick a fork into an electrical outlet?"
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"Will your arm get ripped off if you stick it out the school bus
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window?"
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"Will prayer bring a dead squirrel back to life?"
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"What happens when you dial phone numbers at random?"
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"If you eat a bunch of Fizzies, then drink a glass of water, will you
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explode?"
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"Can Dogs and Bees smell fear?"
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"Is nothing impossible? Not even a little baby counting all the grains
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of snad in the whole world in a fraction of a second?"
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"If you throw a penny off the top of the Sears Tower, will it go a foot
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into the sidewalk?"
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"Is there a place in France where the ladies wear no pants?"
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"If you cut open a golfball, will the radioactive juice inside blow up?"
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"Is rain just God peeing on you?"
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"If you die in your dream, will you die?"
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"Are adults really martians, and only up to no good?"
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"Is it possible to go all the way around on a playground swing?"
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"Do bees get mad when you knock down their nests with a rock?"
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"What's under a girl's dress?"
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"When you go to Heaven, do you look like how you did when you died?"
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"If your leg gets amputated during your life, is it waiting for you in
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heaven?"
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"Can dead people in coffins hear what you're saying?"
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"If cats are bad, do they go to cat hell?"
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"Are there cavemen in heaven?"
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"If I go to Heaven, will I have any friends?"
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"Won't eternity get kind of boring after awhile?"
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"Will I go to Hell just for asking these questions?"
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-CoP
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"Thanks Matt!"
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[---]
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I dedicate this file to Michelle...
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