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## PH#001 ÄÍðZhit Axis Nation presentsðÍÄ W () W ##
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## The Meaning of Life-PART X \||/ ##
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## Written by: Guido Sanchez _/ \_ ##
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## Dated: June 14 1991 ##
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## Greet(s) to: Baron, Kimo, Hades, and the rest of you ZANophiles!!! ##
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## Special Greets to: Ydna Emarf of LAAAAA and the rest of the Mormon Mafia ##
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## ##
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## Ying Yang BBS The Baron's Bistro FuNHouse BBS ##
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## ZAN Promised Land ZAN Mosque#001 ZAN Mosque#002 ##
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## SysOp: CoP SysOp: The Baron SysOp: Erasmus ##
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ThisClaimer: This is for educational, destructional, and anarchial purposes..
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If anything happens to you, I AM responsible... but remember I KNOW where you
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LIVE!!! You can distribute this in any way (ZIP, by hand), but DO NOT EDIT
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THIS file!! If you happen to pull out your EDIT prog and work on this, PLEASE
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leave the opening screen, and add your additions at the end of the file...
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Welcome to the Meaning of Life Part X!!!! In this Chapter we explore:
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The Chaotic Symbolism of Clowns
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Well, some may not know it, but the reason we are on this planet is because of
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the circus!!! Yes, in an alternate universe there was once a band of Psychotic
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Circus Fellows, in fact 5 to be exact. Well, they were a bunch of sideshow
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freaks who specialized in raping people. The fellows decided one day "Hey, lets
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create an alternate universe in which there is a planet named earth, on which
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there are a group of people called ZANists, and only they know about us". This
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came to pass after many hours of extensive bribery of major constellations to
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look the other way. So, they created the universe, and life was good, in fact
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life was great until someone know as the "ZANist Minister of Philosophy"
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Namely, moi, discovered that the great chaotic realm which we know as earth was
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created by a band of Psychotic Circus Fellows. He divulged this fact to other
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people at his local Academic Hall (school), where they attempted to lock him
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up. He then turned to the almighty Zhit Axis Nation where he was welcomed
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with open arms as a brother of chaos. He divulged the information to them,
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and cringed back for fear of strait jackets, but they instead heralded him as
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the prophesied Greatest Philosopher of All Time. He pledged his life to
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Zhitzu who was actually one of the original Psychotic Circus fellows. ZANists
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everywhere lived in chaos, and all was good. The word was spread around the
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world of the ZAN Promised Land, a place called "Ying Yang". There was a
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frantic search for the place, for the ZANists wanted desperately to get there.
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Unbeknowest to them, such a place did not exist yet for the God of Computer
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Parts had delayed the creation of the Promised Land. A temporary land was set
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up, and to this day ZANists are stupidly searching for the Promised Land.
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One may think that this was a more theologistic paper than a philosophical
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one, but another one (me) might think FUCK YOU!!! There, that's all of the
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philosophy you'll get for today!!
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-Guido Sanchez
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(MoPZAN, EoLAAAAA)
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