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º³³³³³º ÓÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÍð úúúúúúpresentsúúúúúúú ðÍÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĽ º³³³³³º
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º³³³³³º WL#003 ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ º³³³³³º
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º³³³³³º ³ ® The Great Hate List ¯ ³ º³³³³³º
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º³³³³³º ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ º³³³³³º
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º³³³³³º Compiled by : White Lightning º³³³³³º
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º³³³³³º º³³³³³º
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º³³³³³º Howdy to : Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, all the lucky º³³³³³º
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º³³³³³º people at the Styx concert, Jobu, Gelster, º³³³³³º
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º³³³³³º Baron, Ninja, Gweedo, Elvis, and God. º³³³³³º
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ÖÐÁÁÁÁÁз ÖÐÁÁÁÁÁз
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ÓÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÐÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÐÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĽ
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Disclaimer : Yuck foo.
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>> This is my official Hate List I've been compiling for awhile...all the <<
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>> things in life that piss most of us off...feel free to add your own, or <<
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>> create your own Hate List...look for the Long Live list coming soon to <<
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>> a BBS near you... <<
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DEATH TO............
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Gang member wannabees
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Monochrome monitors the color of dog piss
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Hot sticky summer days when your parents refuse to put the air on
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Russian rule over Baltic states
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"Do-me" slutty people
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Conformity
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Cavaricci's, IOU's, Polo by Ralph Lauren
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The greenhouse effect
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Dan Quayle
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Line noise
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Bumblefuck towns like Palos Park
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Guys with big egos
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Broccoli
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Satanic Slayer shit music
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High gas prices
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Greasy gas station attendants
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Answering machines
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Mothers who bitch about your messy room
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Viruses
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Trojans (the virus type, not the condom)
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When people take showers and use up all the hot water
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B96, Z95
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Killer bees
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Shareware
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PSATs, ACTs, SATs, AIDS, SCUDS
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Saddam Hussein
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Phony people
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Wrong numbers at 3:00 am
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People who go 45 mph when you can go 55
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Potpourri (it makes me sneeze)
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People who think "damn" is a bad word
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Jock itch
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When your Silly Putty gets all hairy
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Sock lint
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Road kill
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George Bush
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Not having enough file points
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People who don't like Pink Floyd
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Pop quizzes
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Generic things
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PCBoard
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Great Expectations
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Echomail
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Mailmen
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Dogs who slobber
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People who slobber
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Mailmen who slobber
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Runtime errors
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People who don't know who Thoreau is
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People who don't know who I am
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Stubbing your toe
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When your underwear starts crawling up your ass
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Malfunctioning antiperspirant
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Parents who just don't understand
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Eyeboogers
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Ma Bell
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Pens that don't write
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Yugos
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Yuppies who drive BMWs
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The Grapes of Wrath
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Body odor
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Phlegm
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Bad sectors
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The itchy part of your back you can never reach
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Elmhurst
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Crickets
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Not having a 1.44M drive
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When people who you don't like keep calling you and bugging you
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Same as above at 4:00am
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Prodigy
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Virginity
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Women with hairy legs
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Women with hairy armpits
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When I'm hungry and there's nothing to eat
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Help and the Globe
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When the line is busy
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When somebody forgets to put the toilet seat back on
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Manuel Noriega
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Oil spills
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Biblethumpers
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Couch potatoes
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Greasy food
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When a bird dumps on my car
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The thought of your parents having sex
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Insects that make loud crunchy noises when you step on them
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People who ignore you
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People who can't carry on an intelligent conversation
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Phone bills
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Shin splints
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Hairy palms
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People who jerk off in your house and don't clean it up
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Nosy neighbors
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CAPS LOCK
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Abort, Retry, or Ignore?
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Tofu
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People who don't recycle
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Bell Biv Devoe
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Puberty
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Gettling lost in downtown Chicago and looking like an ass
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Ball State University, Indiana
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Farting
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Parents who tell you to go to bed, like it's any of their business
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Cordless phones
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When there's no toilet paper left...
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Minimum wage
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Stubbing your toe
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Global warming
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Wishy-washy people
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When there's nothing to do over summer vacation but vegitate
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Your sibling's dorky friends
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Classifying people into cliques
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Skinheads, skaters, nerds, geeks, burnouts, stoners
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The Posse
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Bad breath
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Mung on your teeth
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Ditzy blondes
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People who say all blondes are ditzy
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Channel 11
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When you forgot where you parked your car
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When you don't even have a car
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Bell bottoms
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Neo-Nazis
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People who say I'm weird and mean it negatively
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The people who took one look at this file and deleted it
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Alarm clocks that don't do what they're supposed to do
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Low-level formats
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Feather pillows (they make me sneeze)
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When I'm playing Monopoly and I don't have all the railroads
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Guys who don't aim when they go to the bathroom
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Trying to prove a point then realizing you're wrong
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Condoms that aren't lubricated
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When you get ketchup on your shirt at a fancy restaurant
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People who make gross noises when you slam on the brakes
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Yellow snow
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Madonna
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Not having MTV
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Not having ANY cable for that matter
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Braces
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Excess gas
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People with no attention span
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Spam
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Taking the big yellow cheesewagon to school
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Three Guys Discount Plumbing
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Stepping on a rusty nail
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Drunkards
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Drunkards who walk down the street singing at 3am
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"<du du du> The number you have reached....has been disconnected"
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The Operator
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Jesse Jackson
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Dumb commercials
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People with big noses
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Guys over 15 with really squeaky voices
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Deans
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Going to the dentist
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General Failure reading Drive C
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Being alone
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Being scared
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People who whine
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People who won't wear anything without Cross-your-heart
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People who apologize for how "gross" they look when they're lying
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People who fish for compliments
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Bart Simpson
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Not getting a tan even after laying out for six hours straight
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Well water (it makes my hair turn psychadelic colors)
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Babysitting
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Zits
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Peer pressure
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People who get pissed off if you belch
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Roaches
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Detentions
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XT's
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900 numbers and how they're so damn expensive
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Long N' Hard
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Preppies
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People with perfect bodies, perfect tans, perfect lives
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Ear wax
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When your goldfish dies
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When you flush your t-shirt down the toilet
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Procomm
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Cheesy answering machine messages
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Fake plastic plants
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When you try to water a fake plastic plant
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Getting busted
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Family outings
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Family vacations to gay places like Kankakee, IL
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Noisy coffee pots
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People who crack their knuckles
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Being broke
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Being under 18
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Fanatics
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There we go, a loooong list of the things that piss people off most in life...
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Whew! Well, there are probably a thousand more things to hate, but feel free
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to add to this or create your own, it's fun to do when you have nothing else
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to do....
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Hope you enjoyed reading this, cuz it was an enlightening experience writing
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it! Write your own and send it around!
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Don't eat yellow snow....
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Long live life,
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White Lightning |