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Oh my oh my. When your standing at that toll booth at the beginning of
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your journey, and the man asks you for your coin....just cock your head
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and give him a smirk and say, "Hey....you think your a smart ass? Well
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I got a question for ya..."
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"Ohuh?"
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"You think you got the guts, Boothman?"
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"Ohuh?"
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Widen your smirk and simply say, "What's Next To The Moon?"
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And while he's pondering that question in total amazment, just slip by
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the gate and put the pedal to the metal. Works every time!!
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-< Big-O Jet Airliner. >-
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And BY CHANCE that doesn't work, just make sure you have a walkman with
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you....because in this world, every being is total amazed by the sound
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of Rock 'N Roll. It's a Phenomenon that can't be explained. Go
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figure.
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(>
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Well, I've been travelling down this road for some time...it's been a
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fun road. I've never had a bad time. And Wisdom I have gained, that I
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have. And my book has been filled...and oh man-o-man......it's that
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time again.
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-< Ten Years Gone >-
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I've spent alot of time floating in that black void...it makes you
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wonder what the big secret is. I mean, your like a puppet under the
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Blue. And there's nothing wrong with that, now is there? Four strings
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coming of your limbs and all you do is dance. Dance with the
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Dancer....out into the void. Follow traces...follow the light and
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blend. wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Just
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blend. bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb tttttttttttttttttt qq...
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Ever wonder what the answer to Life, the Universe and all the Virgins you
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can lay is?
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I'll tell you...
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Answer: X
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
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Thats what it is, Jack..... the fuckin Big Variable In The Sky!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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If your reading this...then I think you should know that I am fuckin
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drunk. And if you knew that, then....do you have any mushrooms?
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Well, there's only one thing to do at this Point.........<gulp...>
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-< Hot Summer Nights >-
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(Oh yeah....and listening to the Stereo..... A massive Stereo at
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that!!! Thanx to Sir Death, of course....) (Very big
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speakers...very...art thou Very? )
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(> . .
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. . . ... ..
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...... .. . . . . . . . .
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. . . . . . . . .
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.... ..
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T I I A U L M N L E S G H H H H H H H !
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H S S S B I I A M S A E A A A A A A A!
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Distributed in part by:
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Skeleton Crue 415-376-8060 located out of Moraga, California.
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!!Get on the band wagon before it RUNS YOU DOWN!!
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The very LAST bastion of Abusive Thought in all of the Suburbian West Coast...
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(CH&AOS)
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Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm)
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Jeff Hunter 510-935-5845
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The Salted Slug Strange 408-454-9368
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408-363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510-527-1662
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