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ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ
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ݱ30 Mar 90±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±_ROR_-_ALUCARD_±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±Ý? Þ°
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Ý Ý A Þ°
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Ý The Answers to the Fnordian Question Ý ?Þ°
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Ý of Existence! A ßßßßß°
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Ý Tfile Þ°
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Ý Do YOU remember the Question?! Well, guess what?? Distribution Þ°
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ÜÜÜÜÜ YOU'RE ON SHAWN-DA-LAY TEE-VEE!!!!! Centere Þ°
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Ý? Þ - RoR - Þ°
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Ý A Þ_____________________________________________________________________Þ°
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Ý ?Þ Shawn-Da-Lay Boy Productions, Inc.úúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúÞ°
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°°°The HQ of SDBP, Inc - 510/237/8563°°PolySpock Project - 510/524/3649°°°
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°Drop Sites°°°°°° Hollow's Renaissance - 510/669/9432°°°°°Drop Sites°°°°°°
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Remember logging onto that certain bbs....thinking that it was
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probably another PD/CD rom drive Mega-BBS? And saying, "GOD...not ANOTHER
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one of THOSE!!" And then to find yourself answering this extremely odd logon
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questionnaire? Well, guess what? That questionnaire held a secret to
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Existence and Life as the Valgars know it! That questionnaire held the
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question of YOUR Destiny! Your Existence! Your Acuality! Your VERY SELF-
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HOOD REVEALING!! AND YOU ANSWERED IT!!!!!!
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Subconsciously...........of course.
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Let me continue.....you will now see the Answers to the Fnordian Question of
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Existence! Some are odd, some are weird, and some are down right sicko! But
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those that were stupid, and just a total waste of time, were deleted, and may
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the souls of those who did, fry in the depth of hell until dementia rots
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whatever is left of there reality into little fragments of maggot embryo
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lying on a piece of some skunk carcass laying out in the middle of a road on
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some planet way out in the backwaters of time and space, of your previous
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existence!! THAT will teach them a lesson to be aware and decisive during
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these tests of Life!! Fools.
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For those who did answer.....thank you I'm sure you're better
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off for it.
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Here are there answers! Do with them what you will. May you learn by them!
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We wish your reality a good one.................
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The Question:
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Froodblau Ickshaw flicken-floom Razzzzzzzzhump?
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The Answers:
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Shoestring #143 8:51 pm Tue Nov 28, 1989
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What's red and bubbly, and scrathes on glass?
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R. Bubba Magillicutty #151 6:47 pm Thu Nov 30, 1989
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Baby on Fnord
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Wax #160 9:29 am Sat Dec 02, 1989
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What the FUCK you looking at bullet head!
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B.F.S. #164 12:43 pm Sun Dec 03, 1989
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"That's MISTER to you."
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Lost Wanderer #171 8:25 am Tue Dec 05, 1989
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watch where your going and quit trying to read stupid signs like this
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Dr. Strangelove #178 11:49 pm Fri Dec 08, 1989
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Ichban de snoogle frotz qua del snoto.
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Wolvie #179 12:45 am Sat Dec 09, 1989
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lsssskdl iiiiiiirrrr lisdhj xxxzaRRRRRR!!!!!!!
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Red Baron #182 10:24 am Sat Dec 09, 1989
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Shez....wierd questionaire if I ever saw one
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Chick #184 11:58 am Sat Dec 09, 1989
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NYETT!
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Innocenti #186 7:26 am Sun Dec 10, 1989
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hoopersnacky gingus snabblin trablinkanker.
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Great One #187 1:25 pm Mon Dec 11, 1989
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No thanks, I've had mine already today.
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Steve Aubrey #188 12:25 pm Tue Dec 12, 1989
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twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimbel in the wabe
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God Almighty #189 2:40 pm Tue Dec 12, 1989
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Plllllllllllbt!
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Harry #192 12:24 am Fri Dec 15, 1989
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why not then moose!
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Srossar #195 2:51 pm Fri Dec 15, 1989
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Ickeh Beughrt Freud
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Ironblade #198 11:20 pm Fri Dec 15, 1989
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Ich verstehe Sie nicht.
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Karl #199 7:45 am Sun Dec 17, 1989
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WHAT GREAT DRUGS!!!!!
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Wood Stork #204 11:46 pm Sun Dec 17, 1989
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OK, call me voice and we'll set it up.
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Zmbngasomar #206 1:33 pm Mon Dec 18, 1989
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Froodblau Ickshaw flicken-floom Razzzzzzzzhump? [Dunno German]
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Unga Bunga #210 4:21 am Wed Dec 20, 1989
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God damn straight! I have to say `yea' to that.
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Tr1P0D #211 8:46 am Wed Dec 20, 1989
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Yeah, I know, och jag snackar svenska!
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Henry Skye #216 6:42 pm Fri Dec 22, 1989
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Eat my shorts!
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Digibase #218 10:17 am Sat Dec 23, 1989
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I could, but today I am already committed.
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John Maio #219 8:06 pm Sat Dec 23, 1989
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blacke nuiloi netttre be cezz!
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Mr.Wizard #220 12:06 pm Sun Dec 24, 1989
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Gggggggaaaaaaaaaarrpppppppppppppphhhhhhllllllbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaarrffffffffff!
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The Eternal Sage #221 12:22 pm Mon Dec 25, 1989
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Yes, I'll try some, Xanadu.
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Warangel #224 8:44 pm Mon Dec 25, 1989
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MISha Ida looloo
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Dankari #226 11:34 am Wed Dec 27, 1989
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Bicken floundhump Quissenf!!! Darf!, Uggla?
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Miller-Man #232 6:31 pm Thu Dec 28, 1989
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Fuuushin Iknabooo Sheneeenha
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Allan Burrington #237 11:18 pm Fri Dec 29, 1989
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The outcome of inbreeding
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Victor Nowik #245 10:57 pm Sun Dec 31, 1989
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testu and cunard quaka-wha quaka-wha
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Mr. Bradshaw #248 4:26 am Tue Jan 02, 1990
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Satanic Sacrifice
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Norman Ash #250 8:41 am Tue Jan 02, 1990
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rbudlig noflitferz
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Piro #252 12:28 pm Wed Jan 03, 1990
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correct, but only on alternate tuesdays
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Godd Dammit! #255 2:49 am Thu Jan 04, 1990
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My Mother does not wear high heels!
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Mojo Mafet #238 3:05 am Sat Jan 06, 1990
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No I don't like big breasted women
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Dinoceros #244 10:01 pm Sat Jan 06, 1990
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that's write and don't you forget it
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Swazimoto #262 9:18 pm Sun Jan 07, 1990
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Knooplan Kiri-Kara mustaffah Telephongespracht!
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Cthulhu #266 12:38 pm Mon Jan 08, 1990
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Na Krego Va El Metchik
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Hugh Next #270 7:29 am Wed Jan 10, 1990
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I only do that with my wife.
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Harrison Page #271 11:55 am Wed Jan 10, 1990
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Because ice cream has no bones.
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Hacker X #272 12:37 am Thu Jan 11, 1990
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Grimble freeb the wable-wobs at nuremblit.
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Dark Nite #276 10:24 pm Thu Jan 11, 1990
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My dick is long and hard
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Mikhail Gorbachev #277 6:29 pm Fri Jan 12, 1990
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Hrmmmmmbob flippin orble snraf
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Yawn #277 1:24 am Sat Jan 13, 1990
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lkjsdf, jiiououp "flopuoije!", hahahaha!!!!!1
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Zero Interupt #279 6:30 pm Sun Jan 14, 1990
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blab asfde dabdas!!! ahahahahahahaha
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Crush Commander #282 4:53 pm Mon Jan 15, 1990
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What is this cheezy Bullshit?
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Notman #287 6:08 pm Wed Jan 17, 1990
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Back and forth in a rowboat!
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Finn #3 1:37 am Sat Jan 20, 1990
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Ehbee Shippen Der Flooken-das Reminheinz der Shifelof!
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Telathan #294 9:12 pm Tue Mar 06, 1990
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Such language! and on a children's board! (psst...Time &place)
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Fred C. Dobbs #297 3:29 am Wed Mar 07, 1990
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Leon Redbone
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Saruman #298 8:45 am Wed Mar 07, 1990
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kILTER KLAN KLEPTO KALX CLAMBAKE BOOOOOOOOM!
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Jeff Hunter #299 10:47 am Wed Mar 07, 1990
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Rah! Rah! Rah!
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Leon Trotsky #300 2:28 pm Wed Mar 07, 1990
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Greemph notz.
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Mada Namni #301 3:05 pm Wed Mar 07, 1990
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FARZI WOSNOT BLOOTHGLIME
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Blade Runner #303 5:17 pm Wed Mar 07, 1990
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Hickenbotham, Veres tahf scrimply-gimples.
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Stooge #304 11:45 am Thu Mar 08, 1990
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I DON'T KNOW SIR DEATH'S LANGUAGE
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Jack Death #310 3:08 pm Sat Mar 10, 1990
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in domon'e di-nostre astaroth
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Kfog #293 1:56 pm Sun Mar 11, 1990
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XZASJJJHJK!!!! HOLA! Mas despacio por favor!
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Master Of Shadow #313 7:28 pm Sun Mar 11, 1990
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quood lib ug hudger you mortal!
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Abdul Chuggabeer #318 5:33 pm Tue Mar 13, 1990
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izzflarnk gazoob pristhenk
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Don Juan #320 11:18 pm Tue Mar 13, 1990
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May you find a yak in your bed
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The Opportunist #321 12:25 am Wed Mar 14, 1990
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When I was about 16, yes.
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Jota #322 11:43 am Wed Mar 14, 1990
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WABBA NEEBE SNOOK SPAW.
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Video #323 7:57 pm Wed Mar 14, 1990
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Grqqqzzzzp?
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Baby Ford #324 9:21 pm Wed Mar 14, 1990
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Hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy.. poetry?
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Walter Beckmann #326 2:04 pm Thu Mar 15, 1990
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Fgrty defhijty femnascy!
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Silver Bullet #331 9:21 pm Fri Mar 16, 1990
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a fucked up person
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Kallisti #332 9:40 pm Fri Mar 16, 1990
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Mein inchor flouzy! Der oph in der maggerlou!
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Case #335 9:15 pm Sun Mar 18, 1990
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Goodentag, dumpkof.
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Scott Thomas #337 6:39 pm Mon Mar 19, 1990
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Ah, the smell of it.....
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Balder #338 7:42 pm Mon Mar 19, 1990
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Dood! Your on drugs.
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Monster Bash #339 9:59 pm Mon Mar 19, 1990
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Okitamadi nishiga shawshawdigiba ni shita ma?
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Bag Clip #343 6:19 pm Wed Mar 21, 1990
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REEB RELLIM!!!
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The Monarch #345 10:44 am Thu Mar 22, 1990
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Neer bup lich imer
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Auld Phart #346 12:42 am Fri Mar 23, 1990
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Why the Porridge Bird Laid His Egg In the AIr
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Bashman #348 4:19 pm Fri Mar 23, 1990
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No, but I've excreted some in my time..
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Zanbar #354 4:21 pm Mon Mar 26, 1990
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Well, I guess I could if I got paid enuff
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Electronic Elf #356 1:42 pm Wed Mar 28, 1990
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Nri Kraakw
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Splicer #357 5:19 pm Wed Mar 28, 1990
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Mick-Mak-Fizzlebrack oopy-moopy mao mao!
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This is ONLY the FIRST file! The other users are being
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calculated and strategically placed in their perspective files.......soon to
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be
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released.
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You now know the Question. What would YOUR answer be? Call now,
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The Headquarters of The Shawn-Da-Lay Boy Productions, inc.
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415/236/2371
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You will be recorded and recognized by the goddess Isabeau! And
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you answer may be on the next answer sheet! (Sheet? Of what, man?) Now you
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know which of these above people are aware of their reality!
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Are you?
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RoR - Alucard
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Signed,
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Doctor Murdock
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And
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you answer may be on the next answer sheet! (Sheet? Of what, man?) Now you
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know which of these above people are aware of their reality!
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Are you?
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RoR - Alucard
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Signed,
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Doctor Murdock
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