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-----=======Article for PHAiT=======------ Shadow Runner 06/06/94
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!’n…RCHŠ˜!
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-TiME-
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PYROMANIA. Well if your like me, you love fire, and there
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is nothing better than seeing a field or a neighbors grass burn to
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a crisp. SO in the next few paragraphs, we will discuss, how to get
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revenge on someone, how to just have fun, and other things.
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REVENGE:
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Ever get that one mother-fucker who thinks he's the shit?
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Well I have, wanna know how to fuck him up? Follow this
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easy recipe. Now I got the basis of this recipe from an
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article in the JR Cook Book but built on it.
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1) 1 tennis ball (NEW)
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2) 1 box, strike anywhere matches
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3) 1 pound black powder (OPTIONAL)
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4) Speed
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first, cut about an eight of an inch of the tennis ball, shove all the match
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heads you can to fill the ball half way, then file about 5 tsp of black
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powder in, then close the hole with the piece you cut out, or with some
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glue. Then put it somewhere cold, like a freezer, or outback during winter.
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What happens, is the blackpowder starts to dismiss fumes and breakdown in
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colder weather, the fumes blend with the match heads, and make them very
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unstable. To say the least don't touch the tennis ball for about 24-30
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hours. After about a day and a half. Get the ball, It will feel like there
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is just one thing in the ball, thats what you want, if it sound like more
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than one or two things are rattling, throw the bal as fast and as far as you
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can and run. If it sound likes it should, find the little prick man, and
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throw it at him. When the ball hits him, he wont be having a pleasant day ;)
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How to get in anywhere:
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Get gasoline, any kind, and get a metal container, and some
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Styrofoam, mix two parts ga, with 1 part Styrofoam. Then
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wait a while like overnight, and it will look like the gas
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decomposed the Styrofoam, well get rid of the big chunks on
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top, pour the remaining gas into another container(for use
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again) and on the bottom should be some "GOOP", well thats
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what you want, you need to gather this "GOOP" and put it
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on say a masterlock or something, and light it, this shit
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will never burn out, it will fuck up the lock, long before
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it looses its power. This recipe is also good if your beige
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boxing and you don't wanna get caught, just lace the phone
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line and the victims box with this shit, and if anyone sees
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you light the shit, then wire, box and phone service will
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be out for at least a week.
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PHAiT- `Putting new twists on old ideas!'
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