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# - An Octothorpe Production 12/5/86 Author: The Mathematician Approx Size:3k
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º Physics Terms Made Easy º
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º Entered By The Mathematician º
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Calculus of residues How to clean up a bathtub ring
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Catoptric A feline eye
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Coma Italian: A multi-toothed device for
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re-arranging one's hair
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Commutator A student who drives to school
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Conic section Funny paper
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Corona Officer who enquires into the manner
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of violent death
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Cosine The opposite of `Stop sign'
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Cusp To use profane language
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Exit pupil A retiring student
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Flux Past participle of the verb 'to
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flex'
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Gram To review for examinations
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Grand canonical ensemble Ecumenical council
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Graph Principal item of a cow's diet
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Ground state Coffee, before brewing
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Harmonic function Concert
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Hermitian operator Recluse surgeon
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Humbug Noisy wiretap
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Hypotenuse Animal like rhinoceros but with no
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horn on nose
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Len Singular of lens, specifically a
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one-surface optical element
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Marginal ray A ray of doubtful origin
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Millimeter A bug like a centimeter but with
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more legs
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Normal solution The wrong answer
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Orifice Headquarters or place of business
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Paradox Two Ph D's
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Polygon A dead parrot
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Poynting vecotr A redundant term; all vectors point
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Spectra A female ghost
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Sphere A long, pointed weapon
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Spin operator Owner of a ferris wheel
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Statistical correlation 36-22-35
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Torque Conversation
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Ultraviolet catastrophe Bad sunburn
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Vortex Point of a mathematical figure
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opposite the base
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Watt Will you please repeat that remark?
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