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Hey, you. Yeah, YOU, the stupid-looking one reading this textfile. Get your
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sticky hands off my keys! Yuchh! Ptoooey! [THIS file's off to a good start!]
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July 9th in the Year of Our Lord, 1987.
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Ranier -- A Song Paraody by Night Hawk and The Cruiser
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[sung to the tune of 'Luka' by Suzanne Vega]
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My name is Ranier
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I live on the second floor
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I live upstairs from you
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No, I don't think that you've seen me before
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You won't hear nothin' late at night
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Cause I'll be having my mid-night bite
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Just don't ask me what it was
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Just don't ask me what it was
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Just don't ask me what I ate
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I think it's 'cause I'm senseless
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I worship a 10-year-old
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Maybe it's because I'm stupid
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I try not to act real smart
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I go hyper, then my mother makes me cry
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After that, I take a nap
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I just don't argue anymore
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I just don't argue anymore
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I just don't argue with her anymore
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Solo [acoustic guitar]
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I guess I think I'm O.k.
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Stayed in the house again
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I think I'll rent a movie today
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It's only summer, anyway
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I guess I'd like to be alone
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No social life, never away from home
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Just don't ask me how I am
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Just don't ask me how I am
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Just don't ask me -- how I am
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My name is Ranier
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I live on the second floor
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I live upstairs from you
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No, I don't think you've seen me before
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You won't hear nothin' late at night
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'Cause I'll be havin' my mid-night bite
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Just don't ask me what it was
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Just don't ask me what it was
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Just don't ask me what I ate
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I go hyper, then my mother makes me cry
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After that, I'm sent to bed
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I just don't argue anymore
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I just don't argue anymore
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I just don't argue with her anymore.
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[Mike, you should know that girlfriends, garage bands, and having a social
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life comes AFTER college! Get with it!]
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[I think I'll rent a movie tonight. Sorry, guys, I can't play. I wish I
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was in Florida right now with cousin Henry...]
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Whoo! That felt good. 'Luka' Words and Music (C)opyright 1987 Suzanne Vega;
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'Ranier' lyrics and rhythm not copyrighted and is a direct infringement of
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United States copyright laws. Sorry, Suzanne. I bet this is really going to
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slow your business down. Yah. Shour. If you understood this file, then call
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The P.U.D. <313>/433-3164. And say "hi" to Evil Bunny (no, he's not sysop. Or
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cosysop even. He just sits in front of the c0mpyuter and looks cute. Boog.)
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______________________________________________________________________________
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The name of Patti O'Shaughnessey, in all of her beauty, intelligence, passion
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and sensuousness shall live in the electronic highway forevermore.
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