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! Formatted 80col of course !
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! How to Construct a ZOOM Tube !
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! By: The Metallian & !
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! Rat Salade !
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! A Metal Communications / Neon Knights Presentation !
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! Call these Genocidal Systems... !
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! !
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! /\/\etalland, The Third Dimension...........................[Coming Soon] !
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! /\/\etal AE PW:KILL........................................[201]879-6668 !
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! The Mordor 10megs/AE/1200bps only/PW:ZANDAR................[201]528-6467 !
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The Zoom Tube, or Beer Bong, is a very usefull instrument in today's living.
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It simply consists of a tube(we suggest 1inch in diameter, and 2 1/2 feet long),
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and a funnel. Simply put the funnel on one end of the tube, and presto, you
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have a Zoom Tube! For fun and enjoyable times!
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Here is how to use it...
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Place the funnel on one end of the tube, making sure that it sits pretty
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tight on the tube. Hold the funnel a little bit lower than the other end of
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the tube. oor the beer into the funnel, making sure that the funnel stays
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lower than the other end of the tube. Now wait for the foam to go down. When
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the foam is settled a bit, take a deep breath and put your mouth around the un-
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funnelled end of the tube. Now, have another person hold the funnel. Motion to
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the person holding the funnel, to raise it up, higher than the end in your mouth.
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And dow it goes. Using this method will get you ripped a lot quicker, because
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your tongue doesn't absorb any of the beer! Try bonging 4 beers!
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A lot of people have modified this technique, this was the simple design to
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show you a basic one, so, make soe mods for it! I will include sometime, when
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I have time, some other designs of the beer bong.
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Take one (or two or three...) to the next party you go to, believe me, it
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will be a big hit (no pun intended)! You will find that some people will be
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a little paranoid to try it, but friends of mine have taken 4 down, and haven't
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puked, or felt sick or anything. So go for it!
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Later,
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The Metallian &
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Rat Salade
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! This has been another text file by Metal Communications & The Neon Knights !
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! to better the knowledge of the world! So far, MCI & NK have realeased many,!
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! many philes/wares/misc, and are still going strong! And are expanding! !
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! If you are interested in joining, or just interested in our progress, the !
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! only board that I call regularly(that anyone can get onto), is The 7 Gates !
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! of Hell(listed in title). Just leave mail to The Metallian. Or call my !
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! system, if you can get through, /\/\etalland I 10megs. !
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