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* * * * * * !>lack Hand Society * * * * * *
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* * * * * * in association with * * * * * *
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Metal Communications and The Neon Knights
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present
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-=- THE ANARCHY MANUAL -=-
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-=- volume one -=-
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call these awesome lines:
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The Anarchy Manual
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Written by: Jonin Meka of
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The Black Hand Society
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Section One: The essence of terrorism
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Welcome ! In the following text I will attempt to explain to you the way of
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Anarchy and how to be an Anarchist. One major section of Anarchy is terrorism.
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Terrorism is to me the best thing ever to grace man's path. Personally I love
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terrorism because- well the reason is because I really hate strangers.
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Sometimes I'll decide to blow someone's car or house or even the person all
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together just because they don't look right. But now back to terrorism:
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Terrorism defined as "mass-organized ruthlessness" and a terrorist is defined
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as "one who rules by terror." Both of these descriptions are fairly accurate
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but to me terrorism is the hatred of all good, organization, love, and anything
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liked by normal morons who live in our disguting society we all call free !
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Therefor terrorism is the destruction of society. I love that ! To be a
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terrorist you must have this attitude ! Don't read any farther unless you are
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a terrorist. Well, now the we all have the understanding of terrorism we can
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begin. Note- you don't have to have killed to be a terrorist. Just be sure
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you love love to cause terror !!!
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Section Two: Simple Terrorism
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Welcome again ! Before I write anymore I must tell you that the reason I am
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writing this manual is because I wish to spread terroristic ideals and ideas.
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Also I wish to tell you that Black Hand Society rules. Well, on with it. The
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following are some of my own little goodies that I like to do once in a while.
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One more thing- this manual does not explain how to make destruction devices or
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any of that kind of stuff. And finally one more thing- I find experimentation
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is best when trying to terrorise someone or something. Here we go !
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section two point one: ding dong ditch
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Ding dong ditch (DDD) is probably one of the simplest forms of terrorism known.
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It is played by millions and is also the check point for a future terrorist.
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What I mean is that we a kid first plays DDD he sub-conscously decides if he
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will be a terrorist. I still love to play this game but I add little things
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here and there like ringing the dorr bell,running,and then shooting the moron
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who answers with a BB gun or with a rock shot with a wrist rocket. Other
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things are possible too such as ringing the dorrbell, and not running. This
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takes great courage and I find it stupid but extremely funny ! Like the time
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my friend rang some morons doorbell then pretended to be selling....well shall
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I say sexual protection for both men and women. There was one problem with
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this though- while my friend was talking I couldn't stop cracking my head off !
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So finally when the moron decided to (I can't belive this happened) buy some I
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just had to stop the humility by taking an M-80 and shooting it (with the Wrist
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Rocket) through the guys window. Boom ! That was the end of "Trojan
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Distributing Western New York Division." (God was that a laugh!)
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section two point two: shoplifting
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Ahhh my favorite. Here is the best and most economical way to obtain anything
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you desire: Shoplifting ! One note- this is highly dangerous in these days of
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hidden cameras and microphones so be very careful and if all else fails and
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you're caught but some stupid moron of a "store-detective" just be sure to keep
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a cube of "potassium chloide plastic explosives" with so you can light it while
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the moron has you by the arm and is taking you whereever it is they take you
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when your caught. Well on to some safety clauses. For one always be silent
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while shoplifting as of the microphones (if any). Next always look for two-way
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mirrors, black spots on ony store walls, and most of all people who stay in a
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store for more than an hour- The're Narcs ! And now for some advanced
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techniques. One I find to be fun is to stuff my jacket then go up to the
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register and then buy something small ! That really confuses the people.
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Another trick is to have your friend buy something while you talk to him and at
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the same time have a goodie right in your own hand then just walk out of the
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store still talking with your friend. One last thing- bagging goods with stuff
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you already bought is stupid unless the store doesn't give reciets but what the
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f--k is you're good enough !!!
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section two point three: illegal entry
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Another of my favorites. What is there really to say about illegal entry
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except for it is a great way to attract attention to a neighboorhood. I mean
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with all the cops that come around the next day. Also this is a great way to
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obtain valuble goodies like electronic equipment. One thing never do this in
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your own neighboorhood because you won't be able to use the goodies you obtain.
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Well here we go again. Never break into a house with people in it if you are
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trying to obtain goodies and also never break into a house with an alarm (no
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s--t!). Always observe the area you're going to break into before entering and
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look through the window next to the front door to see if they have an alarm.
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There are several ways to break in: One is to lockpick your way through but to
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the novice this may take time and years of learning but one advantage is that
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it is real silent and undetectable. Another way is to use the BB gun Ice pick
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method. First bring your BB gun (pistol preferable) and shoot a small hole
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next to the lock. Then use the Ice pick or some other device to undo the lock
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on the window. Never leave anything of yours at the scene. Cat numbers and
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the such are traced quick. One final way to enter is to just crash the window
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with a stick. This is really noisy but fun. If you want to do this the target
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window should be next to another noisy place like a street or something. Also
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don't spend to much time in the place after entering and most off wear gloves
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and a black suit and always enter a night. One more,thing I find it enjoyable
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to paint some type of remark or sarcastic saying (real big of course) on one of
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the main walls. Such an example would be a certain symbol like a pentagram or
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a saying like "fuck off" (simple but suggestive) or to be creative "you have
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bad taste in panties and curtains" or my favorite "pigs have little dicks."
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Most of all be creative when signing you're little messages usually I sign them
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by putting "You're worst dream" and "love, John". You may find it wasteful to
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write such messages but personally I think terrorism should be funny,
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sarcastic, and confusing. Two more things- try not to leave any trace of
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yourself such as articles of your clothing or even your blood (you might cut
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yourself if you break the window). And if you consider yourself a common
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theif, DONT! You are an Anarchist and a Terrorist !!!
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section two point four: Misc.
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Here are other simple things you might like to do:
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1) Enter a place with people in it and sneak up them and then totally surprise
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the f--k out of them while the're sleeping. You might do this by screaming and
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hollering at the foot of their bed or by setting their bedroom curtain on fire
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and then scream and holler at the foot of their bed. Scream "Get out the house
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!!! There is a f--king fire !!!" Also if you're horny you might decide to
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pretend to be the husband and molest the wife while she's sleeping. Think of
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the possibilites. Pretending to be the husband is my favorite because....well
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I'm horny. I start off by gently massaging the women's breast and then taking
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my other hand and venturing into beaver land ! Another thing I find enjoyable
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is if the the women is alone in the house I do the above but when she wakes up
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I simply knock her out with the stick I used to break in with. If you plan to
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do this be sure that as soon as she opens her eyes you give her a swift blow to
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the head. Don't wait for her to scream for God's sake ! After you have done
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this it's one for all and one for one. One more thing if you're really horny I
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suggest you tie her up and then wait for her to wake. Note- Do note cosider
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this rape ! It is not ! It is terrorist tension relief. Also it was done
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under pleasant circumstances.
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2) Letting the air out of people's car tires has always been fun but I prefer
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to blow the tires up with impact explosives better. Also I recomend blowing up
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the whole car. This is not only fun but it makes great reading light. May I
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also suggest you do the above before you read the rest of the manual. That way
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after you blow the car up you can sit next to a great reading light and read
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some more of this manual while the car burns. And finally one more thing- I
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love to watch the people scurrying trying to put the car out. I mean if they
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had any brains they would not it is impossible exspecially if you put a buck of
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Napalm in their front seat. Also I suggest you paint the ground surrounding
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the car with impact explosives. That way when the car blows up (or just starts
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on fire) as soon as the people run to the car and watch it burn they'll step on
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the dried explosives and blow themselves up. Note- This is really cruel but
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what the hell ! You're a terrorist !
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3) Lastly, suggest you....well fuck I'll let you create your own little goodies
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for you to do. I've given you a start now go out and experiment ! Note- I
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have lots more but I don't want to give away all my secrets. (maybe in later
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issues.)
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Section Three: Destruction (and death as a result)
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Many of you I suspect don't want to become murders so I suggest you dont read
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any further.It takes a great hatred to kill a human being and I highly recomend
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you don't do it. Not only is it really evil but you will have severe guilt
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trips and may even commit suicide as a result. Personally I don't care anymore
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and could give a fuck about everything but occasionally I do regret all the
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things I've done. Please don't read the rest of the manual unless for
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entertainment purposes otherwise welcome to the world of Hell. (ha ha ha ha ha
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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ha ha !) (Stupid ? Well yes to a mere human but to a terrorist the above is a
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sign of greatness. I mean a terrorist should be crazy !!!)
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(This concludes this volume of The Anarchy manual. Watch for volume two in the
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next couple of months. )
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(This volume was written on an Apple II+ with 64K and three drives. Also
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present was an Apple DMP printer and an Apple Silentype printer with an Echo II
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speech synthesiser and a Micromodem //e. Lastly a speaker modification was
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made so that the II+ had two speakers: one on each side of the com- puter.
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Also the manual was written with Magic Window II so that it could be formated
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for 70 columns.)
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