39 lines
1.6 KiB
Standard ML
39 lines
1.6 KiB
Standard ML
Get Fucked Up Fast---- By the BLADE
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Ok all you party animals....like you are at a party, and things are goin a
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little slow....so you decide to break out your brewski (beer) goods.
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1) Ok, the first way to get fucked up fast is to get a syphon...like a small
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plastic one good old mom uses in the kitchen. Then get plastic tubing that
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will fit snugly around the end of the end of the syphon. Get 2 people to hold
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the syphon in the air (as far as the tube goe) and you lie down on your back
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with the end of the tube in your mouth...and pour the beer into the
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syphon....and suck away on the tube!!! After you drink 2 full beers doing
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this...(depending on your weight and sex) when you get up..its like headrush
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city.....and try to walk around, thats the best part.
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2) ok, if you are fresh outs syphons, do it the conventional way. Alls ya
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need is yourself and somebody else... Get the bottle of beer (MUST be a botle)
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and hold it under your freinds beer (about 4 inchs) and get your freind to tap
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as hard as he or she can on the top of your beer without cracking the
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bottle.....this should make the beer foam....when the foam is almost to the
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top of the beer chug the WHOLE beer WITHOUT stopping....this gets you fucked
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up pretty quick too.
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Well hope you have fun....and if you die from these instructions...thats not
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my fault.
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and remember.....
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Dont drink and drive...... You might spill some!!!!!!
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PARTY DUDES!!!! And dont be picky...cheap beer is better than no Beer!
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THE BLADE - - - - - - - - - 12/16/84
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Call the Metal Mansion AE 201-879-6668 PW-kill - only on
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weekends
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