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"The First Sermon"
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Typed in (on Macintosh) by The Macster
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Transcribed to //e by The Prophet
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Thanx to A.M. wherever you are?
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Special Thanx to: The Metallian
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Anyone caught editing this text will be subject
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to the punishment of the one and only "Roboz"
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A Metal Communications/Neon Nights Presentation of course
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* Call: Metalland West System 10Megs/AE/BBS/Catfur/Elite <503> 538 - 0761 *
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Once upon a time, there was a young monk with a problem. To solve his problem
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the pupil went to the high priest and said "I have tried and tried but I cannot
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relax. Do you, oh wise one, have a bit of advice for me?" "Yes", said the high
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priest, "put martinis in your water pitcher; this should help you to relax." The
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young monk followed the orders, and during his sermon a week later he talked up
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a storm. After the sermon, the young monk went to the high priest to find out
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how he had done with his first sermon. The high priest paused after this
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question and said "OK, but there are a few things you should know:
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First of all,
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Sip the martinis, don't gulp them down by the glassful.
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There are ten commandments, not twelve.
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There are twelve diciples, not ten.
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Its the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost, not Big Daddy, Junior, and Spook.
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It's Jesus Christ and his diciples, not J.C. and the boys.
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David slew Goliath, not kicked the shit out of him.
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It's the Holy Cross, not the Big "T".
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They nailed Jesus to the Cross, not tacked his ass to a tree.
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It's the Virgin Mary, not Mary with the cherry.
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And last but not least,
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There's a taffy pull at Peter's, not a Peter pull at Taffy's.
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* This has been another file brought to you by The Metallian fo MWS. *
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