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70 lines
3.8 KiB
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How to make a really good bong by -Castro (ding) of the FiSH GaNg
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After finding the smoothness of a good bong about a year ago me and
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several of my colleagues have come upon a few good methods of making
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them. First Off if you dont know what a bong is go away. Or i could
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just tell you....not to suttley though (Its to smoke pot out of).
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There are several (hundred?) methods. here are a *few*.
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Method A.
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To Make This Bong You Need:
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1. A Glass Jar (The Things Your Mom Uses to bottle fruit)(With A Lid)
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2. Water Weenee (whatever you call it..surgical tubing i guess)
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3. Something to use as a bowl such as a big peice of wood looking
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thing with a small bowl shaped thing at the top to put the buds in.
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4. something to put in it. You *can* use water but i strongely suggest
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beer.
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Okay First off we need to Clean out the glass jar (dont want nothing
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harmfull in our good ol' bong now do we?). Now You need to make a hole
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in the lid about the size of the thing your gonna use for a bowl.
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Now we take the the lid and make another hole in it for the tubing.
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this is what youll be sucking on to get the smoke out of it. now put
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the bowl in the lid and hot glue gun it in and make sure its gonna
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be air tight or else this wont work very good. make sure the bowl
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thing goes down almost to the bottom of the jar. now you wanna make a
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hole for the tubing (did i say that all ready?) and hot glue that
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in as well. okay now fill the thing up with beer or whatever make a
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trip to your friendly neighborhood drug dealer and your set.
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Method B.
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What Youll Be needen to make this one:
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1. PVC piping. about 7 inches tall and about 3 inches wide would ya say?
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oh yeah it helps to have an end peice to it too.
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2. another thing to use as a bowl. Ive used plastic tubing before and
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wood parts (looks kind of like a pipe?).
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This Method is somewhat easier to make then the above and its smaller
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as well. First off cut a hole in the pipe about 1 or 1/2 inch above
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the bottom of it. make it a diagonal cut so the bowl il (el?) fit good.
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Now insert the bowl going almost straight up but now quiet (?). just
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enough (youll see). now you kind of need to glue it in and make it
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air tight. now all you have to do is fill it up and put some
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budz(s?) in. now light the ol' herb up and ...um...do whatever comes
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to mind.
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Method A.
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What You might be needen:
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1. A Baby Bottle (any kind should do)
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2. some more water weeny. (unless you like them plastic nipples).
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3. another thing to use as a bowl and neck thing. tube or one of
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those things youll find lurking in your room somewhere that you
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dont know where the hell it came from but it sure makes you say
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"this sure would work as a bowl for a bong".
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Okay First off cut that damn plastic nipple thing off the baby
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bottle. not to much but enough. you be the judge. then whilst
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your there tape or glue the weeny to the the end of the thing
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you just cut off as to make it easy to pass around. now you
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need to make a hole in the baby bottle about oh id say 1 inch up
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from the bottom of it about (you guessed it) the size of the
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thing your gonna be using as a bowl. now glue the bowl in and
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make sure you get it pretty good as baby bottles are a pain in
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the ass sometimes (you perv). now unless i forgot something you
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should be able to fill it up with something (whiskey would be fun)
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and go toke till you may toke no more.
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There you go. you now are enlightened with the art of bong making.
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share your knowledge so that others might know as well (hehehehe).
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oh ...one more thing you might want to get is a lighter. dont
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use matches as they are gross and will kill you on the first hit.
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try experimenting with what you put in your bong as different things
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do different things. tropical fruits and whiskey are always fun for me.
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buh bye. -Castro
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