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((___)) ((___))
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[ x x ] cDc communications [ x x ]
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\ / presents... \ /
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(` ') (` ')
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(U) (U)
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RENEGADE COWS
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by HAL 8999
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>>> A CULT Distribution.....1986 <<<
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-cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
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RENEGADE COWS-BY HAL 8999 QUESTION AUTHORITY BBS
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These were not the average "contented" cows. They were cows born for
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trouble. They were not cows who could stand by and let people call them Bossy.
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They were cows who could not hang around all day lowing. They were cows who
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could be just as happy chewing someone else's cud as their own. These were
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renegade cows.
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My first experience with the renegade cows began one day as I was admiring
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a particularly attractive cow at Johnson's Weed Farm. As I stood there,
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watching her sultry body move lithely through the rushes, I noticed several
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other cows staring at me through the weeds, giving me that look that only a cow
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can give...
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Later that night, I was at home, thinking over the day's events. The
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Rubber Duck Throwing Contest, the parade that followed: bands and floats and
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baton-tossing girls all marching down the middle of the Missouri river. I
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SHOULD have been analyzing the glare of those cows I'd seen earlier that day.
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The doorbell rang. I opened the door, glad to have a visitor, but found
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myself face to face with three renegade cows. I could not see their eyes behind
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the dark glasses.
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They ambled in and I did not try to stop them.
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That night, they just stood around my bed and watched me sleep, much the
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same way my potatoes do, and I guess you might say I learned my lesson:
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DON'T FOOL WITH RENEGADE COWS.
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(c)1986 cDc communications by HAL 8999 0/0/86-05
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All Rights Worth Shit
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