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...presents... Dance of the Cow
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by Akira
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>>> a cDc publication.......1990 <<<
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-cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
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...And so it was in those days that Cow did come forth, having forsaken
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the peace of death in return for the promise of renewed glory... and the
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Dancers of the Cow were plentiful, fulfilling the ancient rites with their
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purity and self-cleansing. The Chant did spring forth onto the Land, and
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throughout the World, to every corner of the Earth, did the haunting lilt of
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the Chant extend. The wind did carry the name of Cow to all who listened.
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"May the Promise of Bovine Restfulness be with us all. Let Humanity know that
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Cow has returned." Thus did the cry ring out - over hill, over dale did the
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name of Cow extend, until the Universe chanted in rhythm with the Dancers. The
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Holy Circle did expand, yea, unto a tumultuous whirlpool of raw emotion and
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festivity.
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...And Cow did proclaim with all heartfelt sincerity to those assembled,
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"Moo." The four winds blew across the world, taking Cow's wisdom wherever
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they went.
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The audience of the Cosmos replied, as one, "We listen and we
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obey, O Cow!"
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But soon did the Evil One come forth, proclaiming to the Dancers of the
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Cow that their deeds were reprehensible, that the wondrous fluids and juices of
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Cow could ne'er again be used, that any follower of Cow who danced to the
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Rhythm would be forever imprisoned in The Pit. The Dancers were wary, and yea,
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brother did turn against brother, and servant upon master, and pupil upon
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teacher. Dark times descended upon the followers of Cow, the cry extending
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over all the Earth. "Why hast thou forsaken us, O Cow? Where are thy wondrous
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elixirs and potions? Thy powerful lows of wisdom which rain down upon us like
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a fountain of spittle?" But the Cow did not make its presence known. The
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followers of Cow did weep and wail and rend their garments and smear themselves
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with the sacrificial ashes, and still was Cow nowhere to be found.
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And in those days there was a thunderous roaring in the Heavens, and the
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High Priestess of Cow did proclaim to those who mourned, "Cow battles with
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the Evil One!" And so the Call went forth for all who knew of Cow to come
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together and aid in the defeat of the Evil One, he who did proclaim that Cow's
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wondrous fungal miracles were abomination. The days, verily the years, passed;
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still the battle in the Heavens raged on... until, in the depths of the darkest
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night, the rumble ceased. All who followed Cow looked to the Heavens, praying
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that they may be rescued from this dark turn of events... and lo! An app-
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arition formed in the Heavens! Cow bellowed forth triumphantly! Tremendous
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amounts of milk of knowledge and cud of wisdom and juice of happiness beyond
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all tally and imagination did rain from the Heavens, and all was suddenly
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silent. The Heavens were stilled, and Cow did return to the Dancers, and the
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Dancers of Cow did rejoice long after...
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_ _ ____________________________________________________________________
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/((___))\|The Dead Zone........214/522-5321|Demon Roach Undrgrnd..806/794-4362|
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[ x x ] |Grassroots...........619/460-3249|NIHILISM..............415/285-9453|
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\ / |The People Farm......916/673-8412|Tequila Willy's GSC...209/526-3194|
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(' ') |Lunatic Labs.........213/655-0691|The Works.............617/861-8976|
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.ooM |(c)1990 cDc communications by Akira. 07/23/90-#147|
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\_______/|All Rights Pissed Away. |
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