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| | c o m m u n i c a t i o n s | |
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...presents... SPANK MY MONKEY
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(Dedicated to White Knight, our Monkey Boy)
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by Lady Carolin
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2/15/1998-#347
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__///////\ -cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc- /\\\\\\\__
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\\\\\\\/ Everything You Need Since 1986 \///////
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___ _ _ ___ _ _ ___ _ _ ___ _ _ ___
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|___heal_the_sick___raise_the_dead___cleanse_the_lepers___cast_out_demons___|
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Benny good monkey.
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Benny like play Lisa. Benny like learn. Learn signs. Learn computer.
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Benny learn make pictures.
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Benny play.
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Lisa come? Lisa come?
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Benny sit.
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Lisa come. Lisa bring cookie. Benny good monkey.
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Benny like cookie. Benny eat cookie. Want cookie. More cookie.
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Lisa play Benny. Benny learn computer. Benny make pictures. Lisa make pictures.
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Lisa sign. Benny sign. Good monkey.
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Benny run. Benny play. Jump jump. Run.
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Benny falldown. Benny hurt.
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Lisa kiss Benny.
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More kiss.
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Lisa look picture. Benny look picture. Lisa sign.
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Benny sign good picture horse. Good picture kitty. Benny want play kitty.
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Lisa look picture. Benny look picture. Lisa sign.
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Benny sign good picture baby. Benny want play baby.
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Lisa sign kiss baby.
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Lisa go. Nightnight. Benny go sleep.
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Benny good monkey. Byebyebye Lisa.
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Benny sleep.
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Lisa come. Benny eat banana. More banana good banana.
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Benny learn. More learn.
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Lisa play Benny. Benny make pictures. Lisa make pictures. More signs.
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Benny run. Benny sit. Benny make mess. Monkey smell.
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Lisa sign. Bad monkey.
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Lisa go. Nightnight. Benny kiss Lisa. Lisa kiss Benny. Benny good monkey.
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Byebyebye Lisa.
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Benny sleep.
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Lisa come. Lisa bring Lisa baby.
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Monkey no touch!
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Lisa play baby. Baby laugh. Lisa kiss baby. Lisa sign baby.
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Benny want play baby.
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Benny kiss baby. Baby cry. Baby cry!
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Benny sign. Benny want baby sign. Make pictures baby.
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Baby smell. Baby mess?
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Benny bite baby. Baby cry.
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Benny bite baby. More bite.
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Baby falldown. Baby hurt.
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Baby sleep.
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Lisa cry. Lisa cry!
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Benny bad! Bad monkey. BAD MONKEY!!
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/ \ .-. ((___)) .-. / \
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/.ooM \ / \ .-. [ x x ] .-. / \ /.ooM \
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-/-------\-------/-----\-----/---\--\ /--/---\-----/-----\-------/-------\-
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/lucky 13\ / \ / `-(' ')-' \ / \ /lucky 13\
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\ / `-' (U) `-' \ /
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`-' the original e-zine `-' _
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Oooo eastside westside / ) __
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/)(\ ( \ WORLDWIDE / ( / \
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\__/ ) / Copyright (c) 1998 cDc communications and the author. \ ) \)(/
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(_/ CULT OF THE DEAD COW is a registered trademark of oooO
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cDc communications, PO Box 53011, Lubbock, TX, 79453, USA. _
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oooO All rights reserved. Edited by Grandmaster Ratte'. __ ( \
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/ ) /)(\ / \ ) \
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\ ( \__/ Save yourself! Go outside! Do something! \)(/ ( /
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\_) xXx BOW to the COW xXx Oooo
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