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...presents... Eye-r0N-EE
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by Swamp Ratte'
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>>> a cDc publication.......1994 <<<
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-cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
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24655 Re: Self-involved navel-gazing bastards (was Re: I am a bitch)
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24656 Re: Self-involved navel-gazing bastards (was Re: I am a bitch)
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24657 Re: Self-involved navel-gazing bastards (was Re: I am a bitch)
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24658 Re: Self-involved navel-gazing bastards (was Re: I am a bitch)
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24659 Re: Self-involved navel-gazing bastards (was Re: I am a bitch)
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24660 Re: Self-involved navel-gazing bastards (was Re: I am a bitch)
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24661 Re: Self-involved navel-gazing bastards (was Re: I am a bitch)
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24662 Re: Self-involved navel-gazing bastards (was Re: I am a bitch)
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24663 Re: Self-involved navel-gazing bastards (was Re: I am a bitch)
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24664 Re: Self-involved navel-gazing bastards (was Re: I am a bitch)
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24665 Re: Self-involved navel-gazing bastards (was Re: I am a bitch)
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24666 Re: Self-involved navel-gazing bastards (was Re: I am a bitch)
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Group alt.angst available: 23928 - 24666 unread: 24
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article 24666 13-JAN-1994 06:33:33.33
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sometime in the past there was a golden age when everyone was happy
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and automatic washing machines were worth striving for.
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This is, of course, bullshit. If such things could be measured you would
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probably find that, on average, a person born in the 1st world has more
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opportunities now than at any time in the past. We also have more TV,
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radio, newspapers etc spouting bullshit and pointing out our failures
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to confuse and depress us. Why do you feel worthless?
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For magazines are essentially trojan horses for getting the reader to look
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at advertisements, just as the only purpose of commercial television is
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to use the guise of entertainment to round up an audience to sit through
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the commercials. Why do magazine articles break up after two pages, to
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be "continued on page 132"? To get the reader to turn through the next
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sixty pages, all while looking at the ads. None of this is going to help
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you get better.
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We took the quiz to see if we were in fact boring. I had long suspected
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that this was the case and the proof was give when I scored 24 out of a
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possible high of 30 boringness points. I don't ever wanna be scary to you
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or anything. cw, the freak that he is, was only 19.
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In the hopes of hitting the mark, they constantly engage in overkill, as if
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their audience could never accept anything but affirmations of what they
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already are. This gets very boring very fast. None of this is going to
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help you get better.
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Before I worked at McDonald's, Collie and I ate White Castles. We'd drive
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in and order like fifteen - ten or eleven for him, a few for me. I'd feed
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them to him while he was driving. I wanted to just hold you and not think
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about anything else for a minute. Then we'd go to Dunkin' Donuts for
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chocolate creme-filleds and Munchkinds.
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>Am I so unhappy/unsatisfied in general because I refuse to be deceived
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>and buy into the whole game and play my dirty little part, or is it
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>that I've just gotten so used to getting screwed that I actually avoid
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>success... none of this is going to help you get better.
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The grainy home movie shows Lucy and Desi, young and happy together. They
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sit in the convertible limousine, waving to the crowds of admirers. A lot
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of times they'll try and do stuff but end up just sitting and staring at
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nothing. They look so young, so in love... the feisty redhead and the
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hot-blooded Cuban romantic.
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>My friend says its 'cause I don't want to really be happy and face
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>having to do something with my life. None of this is going to help you
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>get better.
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My eye, which is at the tip of my penis, captures it all. Why do you hurt
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so much? I recall being dismembered during the trench fighting of World
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War I.
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My coolness knows no bounds. I am so far beyond the normal definition of
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"cool" that I look down upon the hipsters as self-deluded flocks drenched in an
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all-consuming geek juice. You cannot know me, you are not cool enough. Fear
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my low temperatures, my icy stares, for everything is transparent and you are
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revealed to me as a naked, shameful cheese-head. Oh, but you tried so hard
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didn't you. Don't worry. I noticed.
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All of this is so far from the ideal.
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From my own experiences I can see how such a feeling of 'not deserving'
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can be altered by the psyche into a feeling of 'this is all bullshit
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and I don't even want to take part', and when we look for the evidence
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we naturally find it. None of this is going to help you get better.
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Most of the poetry is kinda the same, and an attempt at therapy - the
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desire to get something out of one's system and not so much to create
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work that transcend the medium and develop relevance on several different
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planes.
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No, most poetry sucks. Most poets are bad poets and need to take their Bad
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Poets' Society card-carrying selves and die their little turburculosis-deaths.
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Frame 238: three shots ring out in quick succession. A cloud of blood
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explodes from Desi's head and a flap of the Conga singer's scalp peels
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back. Lucy cradles Desi's head in her lap and huddles over his body
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as the Secret Servicemen run to aid them. None of this is going to help
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you get better.
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It is the end of America's most beloved comedy team. Who can say what
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new wonders they might have created if not for those shots from the
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grassy knoll?
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1/13/94 1:30pm. A brand new, bright-shiny day. Later, I will go out
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for coffee. None of this is going to help you get better.
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But then again, a lot of it is bullshit.
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None of this is going to help you get better.
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-Mad Doctor Leroy
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"You're fucked up."
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Closing News server connection...
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Purging old version of XX.NEWSRC and XX.OLDNEWSRC...
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Message 20/43 From Panama Joe Jan 12, 94 08:44:10 am
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edt
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To: sratte@phantom.com
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Subject: cdc submission...
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Comments: asdjlkhgh
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Date: Jan, 12 1994 08:44:10 EDT
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Organization: The Works BBS - Informational Archives - Est. 1985
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hey, what's going on? I am interested in writing for CDC... in short, i
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have writtten some cool stuff that you might be interested in... here is
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somehting i have written recently:
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How To Harass a Real Estate Agent
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--By Panama Joe
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First, let's start out with *WHY* you would want to harass a real
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estate agent. My only advice is to be creative. don't be afraid of
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resorting to wild conspiracy theories, or reasonings that would sound
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best as Inquirer headlines (i.e. Elvis made me do it so i could bear
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his alien child, etc..).
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sorry abt all the <cr/lf>'s, but i did an ascii upload... bletch.. oh
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well.. feel free to call my board or call me voice <314-862-1342> thanks
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alot.. l8r
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+ T-files | .---' | | | | | | `---. .---' Suburban +
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Our greatest thanks go out to those pioneers of the T-File, S. Ratte and cDc,
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for giving us the inspiration to write these files. Without them, we'd be
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nothing but bored BBS-surfers without any real purpose in our lives. Thanx,
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guys!
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And with that, we'll sign off this SHIT introdutory file. Be on the look-out
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for a lot more in the near future!
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Laterz, d00dz!
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_______ __________________________________________________________________
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/ _ _ \|Demon Roach Undrgrnd.806/794-4362|Kingdom of Shit.....806/794-1842|
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(' ') | Save yourself! Go outside! DO SOMETHING! |
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.ooM |Copyright (c) 1994 cDc communications and Swamp Ratte'. |
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\_______/|All Rights Reserved. 07/01/1994-#265|
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