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((___)) ((___))
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[ x x ] cDc communications [ x x ]
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\ / presents... \ /
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(U) (U)
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MAIL FRAUD
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by L.E. Pirate
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>>> A CULT Publication......1987 <<<
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-cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
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Mail Fraud. The best thing since sugar free Jello (right Psyche?).
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It is probably the most illegal thing you can get involved in, even worse
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than (gulp) credit card scams. If you watch the news much, they nab alot
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of mafia dudes and drug guys for mail fraud, so I really do not recomend
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this as something you should do; I don't do it, so you know how much
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trouble you can get in.
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In order to do this, you have to card an advertisement in a magazine for
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a cruise, like a 6-10 day cruise in the Bahamas and 2 days in DisneyWorld.
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Make the ad colorful, something that would "jump out" at the person. I
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suggest you advertise in National Inquirer, Weekly World News, or something
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like that (the bullshit papers, "I had a UFO Monkey for a baby, etc.") Those
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kinds of papers will carry any ads. Either get a voice mail system, or a
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voice line (which is so stupid since the feds will catch you faster than
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you can say "jail sentence"). Make the voice mail system message say
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something like this.
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(PLAY SOME MUSIC, NOT ROCK OR ANYTHING, LIKE MUZAK SHIT)
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"Hello there, you have reached Star*Dust International Cruise Line
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Reservations. At the moment, no one is currently available in the
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office. Please leave your name, and voice number where you can be reached,
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daytime or home numbers are accepted. Please leave it at the sound of the
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tone. Thank you, and have a nice day!" BEEP.
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Next. Call them and say, "Star*Dust International calling" or whatever.
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Ask them if they would like a FREE cruise line listing. Write down their
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address. Before anything, you should call a real place and ask for some
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cruise line booklets delivered to YOUR house (YOUR address). Make an
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official looking cruise line sheet to go inside the booklet, rip the ones
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out that are in there. Ask shit like drivers license number, 2 forms of
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identification, visa/mc/amex card (you know), references, etc. Tell them
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to mail it to a P.O. box (get one registered under an alias, not your
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handle, dipshit, but like, 'TOM DICKFACE' or something. If they need I.D.
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read the file coming out soon, 'PAPER FRAUD' or 'CHANGING YOUR I.D.', it
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will appear in the first issue of Beyond TAP Magazine in March, 1988).
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Then tell them their tickets will be mailed to them. You might want to
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call a place and ACTUALLY get them the tickets, or just forget about it.
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If you send the tickets, they will totally forget about it. If not, I'm
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sure a full investigation will kick in. Best to do it.
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Please be careful...I would not actually try this. I have not tried
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it, and I do not plan on trying it. I take no responsibility for what
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you do (right there, I said it). If you try anything in ANY of my files,
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you are totally 100 percent liable for everything you do. I did not make
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you do anything, and I assume you are not a 'tard and can understand that
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mail fraud is one of the grandmaster biggies of all time. So stay cool.
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I'd like to thank ME, Swamp Rat, The Blade, Professor Falken, Ice Pic,
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Brain Tumor, The Traxster, Dr. Rom, Grass Lunatic, Bronze Rider, The Disk
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Jockey, The Perplexer, Dial Tone, Scourge, Fry Guy, The Snowman, and
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anyone that I forgot. Big FUCK YOU's go out to Dead Lord who thinks Blade
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won't get his book sold. Thanks again.
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Support these K00L Systems...
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Dragonfire Private.....Pr]OPEN SESAME Nu]DEAD..BBS for BTAP..609/424-2606
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Metal AE...............Pr]KILL...............................201/879-6668
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Demon Roach Underground Pr]xxxxxx Nu]xxxx................806/794-4362
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Castle Catatonic.......Terminal]NEW Nu]ROAMER..............806/794-1842
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===============================================================================
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(c)1987 cDc communications by L.E. Pirate 0/0/87-44
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All Rights Worth Shit
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