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76 lines
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BAR
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Bad Ass Retards
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presents
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"How To Steal"
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OK. You know how when you go to steal things you can always
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have a little trouble. Well this file is going to tell you all the
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things that can help prevent that. And how to steal from certain places.
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You don't want to get caught and neither do I. My method has never
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been caught ever.
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Contents:Long sleeve shirt
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Big bag that is not see through
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And yourself
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#1.This is wear you are going to need the long sleeve shirt.
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Go into a store. Take your time looking around. You don't want to
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look suspicios. Find all the cameras that are in the store. Now
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that you knwo where they are located you are in business. Find the
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item that you wish to steal. It does not matter if you are infront
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of a camara or not. They wont be able to pick this up. Have you long
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sleeve shirt on. Make it so your hand is in the sleeve. Then what
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you do is stick your hand over top of the item you want. You then
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have it in your sleeve. The cameras have no clue what you have done
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and now you are home free.
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#2.This is for items that are pretty big. You need to have your
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bag now. OK walk around the store and do the same procedure. Find the
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item that you want to steal. Put two of the items down on the ground. If
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they are small enough put two of them in your hand. Your back has to be
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to the camara though. Now the people watching the camaras think that you
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have just picked up one. You put the one in the bag and then carry around
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the other one for a while. Like you are going to buy it. They think that
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nothing is up. Then you act like you just saw the price on it. You then
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go and put it back. Then just to be safe. Go and buy something that costs
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about a dollar. You can leave the store and nothing will happen to you.
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#3.This is how to steal CD's and Tapes from record stores. This
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will only work on the ones that have the alarms set up. Have you ever seen
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those little alarm thinigs on your c.d.s, well now you are goign to find out
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how to steal these with out getting caught. Take off the alarm sticker.
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They are just stick on things so they are very easy to get off. Then you
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stick that alarm sticker on someones back. Once that they walk out of the
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store, the alarm will go off. Now that they are totally checking out this
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guy that you put the alarm on, you are now leaving. You have pulled all
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of the alarm stickers off of your tapes and cds. You can walk right on out.
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They wont even look at you.
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#4.Have you ever wante to steal from K-Mart, or WalMart. Well this
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is the way to do it. Wait until it is about closing time there. All the
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people at the in there will be tired. Most of the people shopping have
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left for the night. The man that usually watches the door is also not there.
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You grab the thing that you want and carry it into there garden center. If
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they have one. You can then walk right on out. Have the thing in your bag
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and the people wont even look at you. If the don't have a garden center then
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go to somewhere in the back. Like the shoe departement. Nobody ever is in
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there. This will always work and is fun doing it.
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#5.Stealing from Topps. You might think that this is hard to do but
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it is really not. Walk into the store with an empty box. You have found
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this box in the garbage cans, or the dumster there. You walk into the store
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and go and put the box down where its identical merchandise is. You then walk
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away for a moment. When you come back you take another box that has something
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in it. You walk out of the store. Then the guy who works at the door that
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asks to see your receit asks to see it. You say "oh, I was just returning
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this. The workers here said that I could return it." Then the dumb ass will
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say "OK" Then you are through. It helps to have a women do the stealing for
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this one. They always give them a little bit more sympathy.
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BAR'93
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jUNGLE jIMMY
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