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39 lines
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BAR
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Bad Ass Retards
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presents
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"How to rip off Food Machines"
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You have seen those food machines that have the spiral rings
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that shoot out the food right? Well this is the way to rip them off.
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There are really two different methods to go about doing this. There
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is always the dollar bill trick.
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OK here is what you do. You get a regular one dollar bill.
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You get some really strong package tape. You tape the tape
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to the dollar bill. You do it to the oppsoite end that is
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going in. Once the machine takes in the dollar bill you
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type what you want. Once you get what you want you rip as
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hard ass you can on the tape. The dollar bill will then
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come back out and there you have it. The tape should be about
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a foot long. You tape it to both sides so that it is not sticky.
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The second method of going about doing this is one
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that will get you as much candy as you damn well please. and
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tons of money. What you do is go to a computer store and say
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that you have acidently locked your computer with the key. They
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will give you a ring that is filled with the different sizes of
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keys. The lock that opens up the soda machine is just like the
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one for your computer. Then you open up the machine. You take all
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the candy that you damn well please but then you can get the money.
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The place where the dollar bill goes, there are tons of dollar bills.
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You open the machine and you pop open that compartment and take all
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of the dollar bills. There you have it. Tons of cash and plenty of
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candy.
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BAR
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by
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jUNGLE jIMMY
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