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49 lines
936 B
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[ONE MORNING, ON THE PRESIDENTIAL FRONT LAWN]
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...Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
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Heroes in a half-shell,
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TURTLE POWER!!!!!!!!!
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"Hey, Donatelo dude, scope this out man!!"
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"What is it Leonardo??"
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"Mondo, dude, its some sort of Palace in a Tropical Paradise!!"
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"This looks like the Shreder's work guys!!"
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[INSIDE THE PALACE]
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"Barri!?"
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"Yes, boss?"
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"Barri, why are there four idiotic turtles, cavorting on my front lawn?"
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"I dunno, boss..."
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"Barri, get rid of them."
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"Yes, boss!"
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[RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA]
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"Barri?"
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"Yes, boss?"
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"Send out the invitations, its turtle soup, for dinner tonight, in...
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THE BANANA REPUBLIC BBS
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