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26 lines
557 B
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Faster than a speeding Banana
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More power than a loco-Banana
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Able to leap tall Bananas in a single bound
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Look, up in the sky, its a bird, its a plane, no its...
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THE BANANA REPUBLIC BBS
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"Awww Mom, its not flying, I can see the strings holding it up..."
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"Quiet Johnny"
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"But Mom, its just an old Banana in red tights!"
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"Shut up JOHNNY!"
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"But Mom..."
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"FUCK UP!!!!!!"
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"SOB SOB WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
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