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Hello, you sweet, lovely, user person!!!!!
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Welcome to the "Sweetness and Light Bulletin Board" (tm).
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This BBS is run by the:
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HOME COMPUTER, STRICTLY NON-COMERCIAL SOFTWARE
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SWEETNESS AND LIGHT HOBBYISTS COMPUTER CLUB
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We love new users, but please, be real nice and obey our simple rules:
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1. REAL names ONLY please! (We need to know what to call you)
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2. NO comercial software! (We believe in paying software royalties)
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3. NO naughty or rude words! (You know like... "Hell", "Damn" or "God")
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4. DON'T upset the other users! (Calling them "mother-fucker" is naughty!)
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5. DON'T make any remarks to upset:
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a. The born again Christians
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b. The bleeding heart liberals
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6. Smile a lot, and please, NO intelligent conversations!
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See, isn't this such a sweet, loveable, BBS.....
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