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File : SPH-4.TXT
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Author : Bat Bastard
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BBS : The Banana Republic BBS
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SPHEROIDS PART 4, MORE THAN YOU EXPECTED TO SEE, MORE THAN YOU EXPECTED TO FEEL
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(see sph-4.txt for eps 1 to 3)
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Lacy ran and ran and ran. When she was sure no-one was following her, she
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headed for home. On the way she noticed a dead bird lying in the gutter. "Hello
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bird!" said Lacy. "kwarkle oogle argle ogle" sqwarked the bird. "You smell of
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mists of mellow fruitfullness" continued Lacy looking at its putrifying carcase.
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"Bog Off." said the bird, so she stomped on its head. When Lacy got home, she
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noticed a large unruly crowd,outside her neighbours house. The attention
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appeared to be centred on a large, white van with the words "NOISE ABBAITMENT"
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stencilled on the side . Stange noises came from the house."Crrrooooinqqqq!"
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"qwadddDDDannngg!". Obviously that nice young ethnic gentleman was playing thae
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blend of african rythmn and white synchopation that he found appealling to his
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cultural identity. He began to speak (well, yell, actually, for at this moment,
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the music reached a particularly strident chord, and the mna from noise
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abaitment appeared to be donning a flak jacket) "......THEN I SEE, A NIGGER
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THAT I DON'T LIKE..." heard Lacy,"......I'M THE KIND OF NIGGER THATS BUILT TO
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LAST..." He was obviously recounting anacdotes to his chums "... FUCK WITH ME
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I'LL PUT MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS..." ,Really, thought Lacy, that young of man
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african descent obviously had an outlook problem.
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Stepping between the man from the salvation army, and the ready-reaction
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force, Lacy entered her home. "Hello Tilly !", she saluted her sister.
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"Got the Risotoo?" hissed Tilly. "Better" said Lacy,displaying the
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aforementioned poison. "Good" snapped Tilly, "now, do your stuff".Tilly retired
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toher room to listen to a record of one of the best talents of 'New-Wave' music
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to come out of Britain in the late seventies. Lacy mixed the poison with her
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mothers midday meal, a 'big-serve' can of DB. Wearing a smirk akin to that worn
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by a mormon on a moped, entered the lounge with her mothers lunch on an
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upsidedown chinese-checkers board (the closest they had to a silver tray).
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Mummy had a 'Trick' so she made herself scarce.
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Mummy and Co had the radio on in the background (91FM , since thier
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collective IQ didn't reach double figures). "It has been revealed today"
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crackled the announcer "that a new brand of rat poison has been released on the
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market , a brand wholley harmless to humans.It is called ....."
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"Snorffff!" Said mummy,quaffing deeply to fortify herself for the nuptials
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to come .
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"However, tests on lab humans have revealed that in combination with DB, this
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poison is lethal..."
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"Harwkkhh-Froth-froth-swgidggle" said mummy
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"Synchronicity....." Warbled Gordon.
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AUTHOR : Bat Bastard
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Brought to the WORLD by The Banana Republic BBS
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