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File : INTRVIEW.TXT
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Author : Iceman
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BBS : The Banana Repbulic BBS
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An Interview with El Presidente
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Reporter: Good evening LP.
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LP: Good (hick) evening.
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Reporter: Is it true that you have imported a special squad of Ecuadorean
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bananas to join the Te Atatu South Banana Party on your behalf, on
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the understanding that if they voted for you in the upcoming
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elections they would recieve special treatment when it came to
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applying for immigration visas and housing?
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LP: No....shhhnot true...honesht!
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Reporter: But we have reports of 4-week old bananas being signed up to
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Banana Party membership by their parents, and reports of bananas
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who were listed as Banana Party members who didn't even know they
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were members. Is this true?
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LP: gluglugluglugluglug...swish
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Reporter: Er...yes. Well what do you think of these rumours?
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LP: Bleeeuuurrgghhhh!!!!!
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Reporter: I see. And is the rumour of legal action against yourself by
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members of the right-wing Banana-bone Club faction of the Banana
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Party true?
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LP: Barri? Where'sh Barri? arrgghh..oh, there-ee-ish. Hi Barri.
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Reporter: Thankyou for appearing in this interview.
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LP: aaauuuhhhh...(clunk).
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Voiceover: And that was the situation as of late last night. Further news
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as it comes to hand. And in our next news item, a shocking
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expose on the blowing up of letterboxes in the Te Atatu South
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electorate. Who is responsible? More news after this break.....
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AUTHOR : Iceman
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Brought to the WORLD by The Banana Republic BBS, Auckland, New Zealand.
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