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Message #001 : TIME CAPSULE entry
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Current Date : Sunday 05-May-1985 AD
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Identification : Ron S. van Zuylen!
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CompuServe ID : 72655,510
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Ethnic Group : Official Bozo
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Social Status : Jennifer Kirby
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Dedicated to Jennifer Kirsten Kirby and the planet Earth.
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You're viewing 24 hour recorded modem entertainment.
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The following document is being written by the famous Ron S. van Zuylen,
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elite audio engineer and professional programmer. He does not find calling
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local computerized bulletin board systems intellectually stimulating, so he is
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not up to date with all the pseudo named social outcasts in the modem world.
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This document is not covered by any United States copyright laws and may be
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distributed at your discretion.
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Hello, I'm Ron S. van Zuylen, of the infamous VanCo Audio Engineers and VanCo
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Software Development Group.
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So this is a "TIME CAPSULE" eh? Will people read this in a million years and
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enjoy my material? Just thinking about it frightens me.
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I'm just Ron S. van Zuylen, a poor audio engineer and professional programmer
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living in beautiful Sunnyvale, California in the year of our lord one-thousand
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nine-hundred eighty-five (1985). If I'm not alive when you are reading this,
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I'm probably dead, so please do not try to contact me in any way.
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Now I would like to take some time to talk about all these useless groups of
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under aged modem enthusiasts such as Bfb, Olympia, and Anarchy (Sorry Daredevil)
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that are around toady. People in the modem world just love belonging to some
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sort of group. I assume they enjoy boasting, "I'm in [Group Here] and you're
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not!" I just hope by the time you are reading this that people will have stopped
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creating useless groups, but I doubt it.
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The age of modem users has dropped drastically in the past few years. About
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three years ago, almost everyone using modems were over seventeen years old.
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Today, almost all modem users are under eighteen. One thing that bothers me is
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that kids seem to use the modem as a substitution for extracurricular
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activities. They use their free time using modems to call systems and/or trade
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(steal) the latest copyrighted software. I really feel sorry for these people.
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There is so many things these people can do with their lives and they waste it
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using a modem. They should discover the outside world, and the opposite sex.
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If you were a "hacker" a few years ago, you were an experienced computer
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programmer or technician. Now if a person is a "hacker", he/she destroys or
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alters data in other computers. I do not know how this stereotype was started.
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The software industry has been slowly going down the drain. Many software
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designers have already left the industry due to software piracy. You probably
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think that the software developer is rich and won't miss the sales from the
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program you just stole. Are you naive enough to believe that you are the only
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person in the whole world who thinks the way you do? If the designer makes
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$5.00 from the sale of a single program, and a thousand people think the way you
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do, the designer just lost $5000. Why do you think the price of software is
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what it is today? I wish people would show some intelligence.
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Don't you just love how everything is in 1985 AD? Great isn't it?
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Ok, so you want to know how life is in 1985 AD huh? Well, basically it is.
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I'm just running around in limbo missing Jennifer Kirby. She just happens to be
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in Austrailia and probably doesn't give a [censored] about me anymore. Well, I
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won't babble on about her right now...
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Dum dee dum dum...
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Well, I'll just say a few things about myself right now. I'm a hetrosexual
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male human. I'm 6'2" (wide). I have infared Hair and ultraviolet Eyes. I'm
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not attached to one person at the moment (at the wrists and ankles that is). My
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favorite type of music comes from Ice Cream Trucks. I yell "Ey, yuk!" at the
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precise moment of orgasm. I only smoke when I'm burning. My favorite formula
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is "X=X". My favorite time of the day is miller time. My favorite abbreviation
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is "PS". My favorite sport is Underwater Basket-Weaving. I run at up to 9600
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baud. And I love Jennifer.
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I believe that life is life a vacuum cleaner... sometimes it sucks!
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Well, I think that is all I have to say. So have a wonderful life in whatever
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century you are living in now. I wonder if Atari is accepted now?
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Thank you for viewing this low quality text-file. You schmuck!
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Also, I would like to clear up who I work with. The VanCo Associates consists
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of Ron S. van Zuylen, Jennifer K. Kirby, Eric Ly, Karen Abrahms, Gavin
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Haubelt, and Paul Mac. We are not a group of modem enthusiasts as most
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misinformed people think. If you have not already noticed, you probably have
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never seen most of these people on computerized bulletin board systems. The
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VanCo Associates is a valid business and we do make money on our various audio
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and software projects.
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>Ron S. van Zuylen >VanCo Entertainment/Software >Time Capsule Text Revision
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1.20
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"Why should I have Sex? I have a fireplace!"
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Thank You-Bye!
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End.Of.File (EOF)
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