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A n Arc hy inc. ...presents...
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"Revenge for the sadistic pleasure of getting even."
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As written by The Daredevil.
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Chapter one: Revenge itself...
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Well, as soon as a friend of mine sees this file, he's going
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to think:"Oh no! He ripped off my idea!" Well, not really. You see, I just
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wanted to say a couple of methods of getting even with some idiot who believes
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that the world is there to push him around. I've always liked revenge.
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However, it has come to be that revenge is associated with evil. Westerns
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usually deal with the subject of revenge, and buddism says that the antagonist
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will get what is coming to them, tenfold. It is said that you'd be no better
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than them. But, what happened to sayings like "Turnabout is fair play",
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and "An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth"? Well, the debate on revenge
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could go on and on. I think an associate and good friend of mine, The Sheik,
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put it best:
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"Sure, revenge is immature. But..it's SO much fun."
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Chapter two: various methods.
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Well, what I'm mainly going to deal with is getting revenge
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on people (your own age), who have wronged you. If they've stolen from you,
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threatened you, or just insulted you, and you feel that they deserve to get
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it back, then go for it. One thing, is that most teenagers don't realise
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that they usually have the authorities on their side. Example:
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The local school moose pulls up in his truck, with two girls, and
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to impress them, starts rattling off every swear word in the book at you,
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and accelerates in your presence. I can think of three things to do.
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One, is to get his lincense plate number, and call 911. Report a drunk
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driver, selling cocaine, without any clothes on, holding a shotgun.
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Of course, don't go overboard. But, 911 usually sends somebody out to check
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this sort of thing out. If you're lucky, they'll be caught for speeding at
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least. Another thing, is to give their parents a call.
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"Hello, this is a person at school, who wants to tell you about your son."
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"What about my darling son?"
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Go on to tell about his experiences with drugs, threatening teachers,
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carrying weapons, and bad-mouthing his parents. Tell about him being
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arrested twice, but released. Tell them about the girl he got pregnant.
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Of course, this all is obviously going to be fictional. But, don't
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tell the parents that. Believe me, I've done it before. The parents will
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believe the son's word over the anonymous phone caller's, but they will
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keep a pretty close eye on him. Don't expect him to act up in the
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near future.
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Heck, you could go as far as posting their home phone number all
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over bulletin boards in the country. Remember, you have the power of a
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modem at your fingertips. Don't misuse it, but remember, if there's somebody
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that you REALLY hate, their number just might "accidentally" go up as a
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`Hot Sex Line` or `new 10 meg AE/BBS/Catsend` or whatever you'd like.
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Chapter two: Getting phone #'s as a teenager...
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Well, teenagers have a lot of access to phone numbers,
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moreso than some adults. One, is the fact that your local paperboy has the
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phone numbers to -everybody- on his/her route. If you're a paperboy, you've
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got it made. Parents usually have (hidden away) old class lists, with the
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names of parents on the PTA, including phone numbers, addresses, etc.
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A well-timed pipe bomb on their front step never hurt you. It sure have
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hurt other things, but not you. (Just kidding about the pipe bomb.)
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Ever wander into the office of your local high school?
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There's usually a large black binder sitting out in the office. It contains
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all the grades of the students of the year. As well as their phone numbers,
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addresses, parent's names, etc. Ask to "look up your grades" sometime,
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if they're not sitting out there. Teachers have the phone numbers of all
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their students in their grading binders. It's usually below the name. Damn
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useful. Telephones aren't the only way to get them, though. One -really-
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nasty thing to do is explained in chapter three.
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Chapter three: Oh-so-nasty things to do...
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One is to send your victim a letter (perhaps printed with
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Print Shop) that they have won a free Macintosh computer!! Wow! With all
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the trimmings! Now, procede to credit card fraud a Macintosh to their house.
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They will take it in, set it up, and have a merry ol' time. Until the
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Police of PI's come to the front door to have a chat with them. -THEY-
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might even be suspected of credit card fraud. Or, if the contest idea is
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out, mention to them that it's a gift, or just send it. They might take it
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in, if they're stupid enough. You can do this once a month, if you choose.
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(For more information on Credit Card Fraud, read the file by the same name
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written by The Griffin.)
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I believe that another really nasty thing to do, is to
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approach their house (unseen) with a pair of wire-cutters, and cut -all-
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the wires leading from their house. Some of the popular wires include tele-
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phone wires, and maybe even clothlines...(Just kidding. But do cut the
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telephone wires.)
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Well, a lot of people will find me a bit weird, a bit cruel,
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and a bit unstable. Or a combination of all three. But
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you know, they may be right...heheh...
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Ask yourself two questions, before you begin...
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1. "Is it really worth it?"
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2. "What will happen if I get caught?"
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Think about the two of those, before you try
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some of the things in this file. Have at it
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and have a nice day, making the day of the
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same name miserable for the other fool.
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..The Daredevil, of Anarchy inc.
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