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this contains no caps in the begining of the sentences.
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farfel odditys
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this is a series that i will try to continue once a month or the amount
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of stupid things this person dose that i am writing about.
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the farfel (introduction) the farfel is a weird and uniqly diffrent in
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his stupidity from others. (background) the farfel moved into my neighborhood
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about a year and a half ago and as acted stupid since.with dumb and some of
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the weirdest things that i have ever seen on the face of the.
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situation 1
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the farfel has had a lot of dumb things happen to him but i will try to
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pick out the best (not very hard) . the farfel is the type of person that
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looks like a walking ball of hair. his (half brother i strees it greatly) his
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hair is never combed and his explination is that he dosen't have warsh and
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ware hair. his room is hell on earth. walking into his room is not a good
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idea. first of all the stench is so bad that it will make you almost tear.
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there is a little trail in the middle of the room with about six inches of
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junk (basicly food cups papper nintendo games dirt,dirt,dirt socks shirts
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underware pants and just about everything else) on the floor. this path goes
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strait into the middle of the room to the tv around the bed and nowhere else.
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the reasonthe path goes to the tv is as follows.
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he is a person that is almost or is fourteen years old in seventh grade.
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he comes home runs from the bus stop to the mail box as fast as he can ( the
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way he runs is unexplainable) to just get the mail. according to him anything
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that says esident is his because it starts with "r" and so dose his name
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(robert). if theres nothing else for him he takes it into his room and it
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dissapears or he leaves it where no one would look for it. some tims he will
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even take some of my freinds cd's (god only knows for what reason he dosen't
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own a cd player. except for this peice of crap tap player that he found in
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the trash up the street. he goes inside and makes his first snack of the day
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(#1). takes the phone and goes downstairs and turns on the tv. which will be
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on for the rest of the day. this kid consentrates so much on tv that the
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world dissapears to him he cant hear anything else going on. when the phone
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rings he dosen't awnser because like i said he dosen't hear any thing. about
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an hour after getting home he'll go back upstairs to get another snack (#2).
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which wold probaly be the rest of the bag of potato chips which would be half
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full. going back downstairs to watch mighty morphine power rangers and super
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samiri warriors, and don't forget the vr troopers. he also has the power
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ranger window stickers pens posters and hangs the boardings to his door. then
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my freind will come home around work at six o'clock. the farfel jumps up out
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of his bed and runs to his door saying mommy? he'll do this to anyone else
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that walks threw the door and calls on the phone. his mom ( not putting her
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down she's kind cool) raised him like a little girl! once for christmas she
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bought him a easy- bake oven. and this christmas he asked for some sort of
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sewing machine. every hour on the hour or half hour he will go and get other
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snacks.
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if in the morning his mom wasen't there this kid would look like well a
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farfel in the morning going to school. 1 he would probally where red sweat
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pants with a green shirt that has dirt marks all over it. she has to wake him
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up an hour to two hours early and he still will not be ready in time to go to
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school. he would not brush his teeth or take shower or any thing he would
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probaly just end up sitting in front of the tv in some sort of trance for the
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rest of the day even.
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now he also dose some things when my freind isn't home. 1)he will go
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into his room and go threw everything and not put it back the way it was.
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he'll go threw my freinds video tapes and leave one laying in the middle of
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the floor.
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2)he will go threw my freind beauro desk you name it and he's gone threw it.
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(dinner) now so you can understand this part i must tell you somthing
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else. now were kinda positive that the farfel is gay ( no offense). he has
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muscle magazines laying in the middle of his floor. he saves the boxes to his
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speedo underware and keeps them in his room. sometimes he'll leave his door
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open during the day. not a pretty sight when you look in but . sometimes you
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can see him what we call farfeling himself. he realy takes his fingers (
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gross part you shouldn't read) and puts them down his pants and what looks
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like up his but (i'm going to hurl now).now to the dinner part. my freind has
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two real sister and they make fun of the farfel at dinner when his mom is not
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there. durring diner they start calling him a farfel and saying like how he
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takes his fingers and shoves them up his but. my freinds real dad dosen't
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care thet they say this he even tries o hold back his laugh. the farfel eats
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like a baby that Knows how to shove food into their mouth but not chew.
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spageti , put it on his plate half will be in his stomach and the other on
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his face. one time when i was eating pizza he ate three peices befor i was
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done with two peices. when he eats he makes this anoying slurping noise but
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without soup. his reason for this is that he dosen' get enough food into his
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mouth because it keeps falling off his fork. of course it couldnt be that he
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tries to shove it into his mouth so fast. and it all falls off on the way
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there.
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well thats all this time wait until next week and there will be more.
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james. |