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HANS PHAALL
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by Edgar Allan Poe
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There is, strictly speaking, but little similarity between this
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sketchy trifle and the very celebrated and very beautiful "Moon-story"
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of Mr. Locke- but as both have the character of hoaxes, (although one
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is in the tone of banter, the other of downright earnest) and as
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both hoaxes are on the same subject, the moon- the author of "Hans
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Phaall" thinks it necessary to say, in self-defence, that his own
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jeu-d'esprit was published, in the Southern Literary Messenger,
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about three weeks previously to the appearance of Mr. L's in the New
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York "Sun." Fancying a similarity which does not really exist, some of
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the New York papers copied "Hans Phaall," and collated it with the
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Hoax- with the view of detecting the writer of the one in the writer
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of the other.
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By late accounts from Rotterdam, that city seems to be in a high
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state of philosophical excitement. Indeed, phenomena have there
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occurred of a nature so completely unexpected- so entirely novel- so
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utterly at variance with preconceived opinions- as to leave no doubt
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on my mind that long ere this all Europe is in an uproar, all physics
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in a ferment, all reason and astronomy together by the ears.
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date), a vast crowd of people, for purposes not specifically
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mentioned, were assembled in the great square of the Exchange in the
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well-conditioned city of Rotterdam. The day was warm- unusually so
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for the season- there was hardly a breath of air stirring; and the
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multitude were in no bad humor at being now and then besprinkled
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with friendly showers of momentary duration, that fell from large
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white masses of cloud which chequered in a fitful manner the blue
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vault of the firmament. Nevertheless, about noon, a slight but
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remarkable agitation became apparent in the assembly: the clattering
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of ten thousand tongues succeeded; and, in an instant afterward, ten
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thousand faces were upturned toward the heavens, ten thousand pipes
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descended simultaneously from the corners of ten thousand mouths,
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and a shout, which could be compared to nothing but the roaring of
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Niagara, resounded long, loudly, and furiously, through all the
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environs of Rotterdam.
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The origin of this hubbub soon became sufficiently evident. From
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behind the huge bulk of one of those sharply-defined masses of cloud
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already mentioned, was seen slowly to emerge into an open area of blue
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space, a queer, heterogeneous, but apparently solid substance, so
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oddly shaped, so whimsically put together, as not to be in any
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manner comprehended, and never to be sufficiently admired, by the host
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of sturdy burghers who stood open-mouthed below. What could it be?
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In the name of all the vrows and devils in Rotterdam, what could it
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possibly portend? No one knew, no one could imagine; no one- not even
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the burgomaster Mynheer Superbus Von Underduk- had the slightest clew
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by which to unravel the mystery; so, as nothing more reasonable
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could be done, every one to a man replaced his pipe carefully in the
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corner of his mouth, and cocking up his right eye towards the
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phenomenon, puffed, paused, waddled about, and grunted significantly-
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then waddled back, grunted, paused, and finally- puffed again.
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In the meantime, however, lower and still lower toward the goodly
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city, came the object of so much curiosity, and the cause of so much
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smoke. In a very few minutes it arrived near enough to be accurately
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discerned. It appeared to be- yes! it was undoubtedly a species of
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balloon; but surely no such balloon had ever been seen in Rotterdam
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before. For who, let me ask, ever heard of a balloon manufactured
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entirely of dirty newspapers? No man in Holland certainly; yet here,
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under the very noses of the people, or rather at some distance above
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their noses was the identical thing in question, and composed, I
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have it on the best authority, of the precise material which no one
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had ever before known to be used for a similar purpose. It was an
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egregious insult to the good sense of the burghers of Rotterdam. As to
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the shape of the phenomenon, it was even still more reprehensible.
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Being little or nothing better than a huge foolscap turned upside
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down. And this similitude was regarded as by no means lessened when,
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upon nearer inspection, there was perceived a large tassel depending
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from its apex, and, around the upper rim or base of the cone, a circle
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of little instruments, resembling sheep-bells, which kept up a
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continual tinkling to the tune of Betty Martin. But still worse.
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Suspended by blue ribbons to the end of this fantastic machine,
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there hung, by way of car, an enormous drab beaver bat, with a brim
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superlatively broad, and a hemispherical crown with a black band and a
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silver buckle. It is, however, somewhat remarkable that many
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citizens of Rotterdam swore to having seen the same hat repeatedly
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before; and indeed the whole assembly seemed to regard it with eyes of
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familiarity; while the vrow Grettel Phaall, upon sight of it,
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uttered an exclamation of joyful surprise, and declared it to be the
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identical hat of her good man himself. Now this was a circumstance the
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more to be observed, as Phaall, with three companions, had actually
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disappeared from Rotterdam about five years before, in a very sudden
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and unaccountable manner, and up to the date of this narrative all
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attempts had failed of obtaining any intelligence concerning them
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whatsoever. To be sure, some bones which were thought to be human,
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mixed up with a quantity of odd-looking rubbish, had been lately
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discovered in a retired situation to the east of Rotterdam, and some
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people went so far as to imagine that in this spot a foul murder had
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been committed, and that the sufferers were in all probability Hans
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Phaall and his associates. But to return.
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The balloon (for such no doubt it was) had now descended to within a
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hundred feet of the earth, allowing the crowd below a sufficiently
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distinct view of the person of its occupant. This was in truth a
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very droll little somebody. He could not have been more than two
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feet in height; but this altitude, little as it was, would have been
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sufficient to destroy his equilibrium, and tilt him over the edge of
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his tiny car, but for the intervention of a circular rim reaching as
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high as the breast, and rigged on to the cords of the balloon. The
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body of the little man was more than proportionately broad, giving
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to his entire figure a rotundity highly absurd. His feet, of course,
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could not be seen at all, although a horny substance of suspicious
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nature was occasionally protruded through a rent in the bottom of
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the car, or to speak more properly, in the top of the hat. His hands
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were enormously large. His hair was extremely gray, and collected in a
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cue behind. His nose was prodigiously long, crooked, and inflammatory;
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his eyes full, brilliant, and acute; his chin and cheeks, although
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wrinkled with age, were broad, puffy, and double; but of ears of any
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kind or character there was not a semblance to be discovered upon
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any portion of his head. This odd little gentleman was dressed in a
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loose surtout of sky-blue satin, with tight breeches to match,
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fastened with silver buckles at the knees. His vest was of some bright
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yellow material; a white taffety cap was set jauntily on one side of
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his head; and, to complete his equipment, a blood-red silk
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handkerchief enveloped his throat, and fell down, in a dainty
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manner, upon his bosom, in a fantastic bow-knot of super-eminent
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dimensions.
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Having descended, as I said before, to about one hundred feet from
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the surface of the earth, the little old gentleman was suddenly seized
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with a fit of trepidation, and appeared disinclined to make any nearer
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approach to terra firma. Throwing out, therefore, a quantity of sand
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from a canvas bag, which, he lifted with great difficulty, he became
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stationary in an instant. He then proceeded, in a hurried and agitated
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manner, to extract from a side-pocket in his surtout a large morocco
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pocket-book. This he poised suspiciously in his hand, then eyed it
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with an air of extreme surprise, and was evidently astonished at its
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weight. He at length opened it, and drawing there from a huge letter
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sealed with red sealing-wax and tied carefully with red tape, let it
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fall precisely at the feet of the burgomaster, Superbus Von
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Underduk. His Excellency stooped to take it up. But the aeronaut,
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still greatly discomposed, and having apparently no farther business
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to detain him in Rotterdam, began at this moment to make busy
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preparations for departure; and it being necessary to discharge a
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portion of ballast to enable him to reascend, the half dozen bags
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which he threw out, one after another, without taking the trouble to
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empty their contents, tumbled, every one of them, most unfortunately
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upon the back of the burgomaster, and rolled him over and over no less
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than one-and-twenty times, in the face of every man in Rotterdam. It
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is not to be supposed, however, that the great Underduk suffered
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this impertinence on the part of the little old man to pass off with
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impunity. It is said, on the contrary, that during each and every
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one of his one-and twenty circumvolutions he emitted no less than
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one-and-twenty distinct and furious whiffs from his pipe, to which
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he held fast the whole time with all his might, and to which he
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intends holding fast until the day of his death.
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In the meantime the balloon arose like a lark, and, soaring far away
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above the city, at length drifted quietly behind a cloud similar to
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that from which it had so oddly emerged, and was thus lost forever
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to the wondering eyes of the good citiezns of Rotterdam. All attention
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was now directed to the letter, the descent of which, and the
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consequences attending thereupon, had proved so fatally subversive
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of both person and personal dignity to his Excellency, the illustrious
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Burgomaster Mynheer Superbus Von Underduk. That functionary,
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however, had not failed, during his circumgyratory movements, to
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bestow a thought upon the important subject of securing the packet in
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question, which was seen, upon inspection, to have fallen into the
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most proper hands, being actually addressed to himself and Professor
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Rub-a-dub, in their official capacities of President and
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Vice-President of the Rotterdam College of Astronomy. It was
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accordingly opened by those dignitaries upon the spot, and found to
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contain the following extraordinary, and indeed very serious,
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communications.
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To their Excellencies Von Underduk and Rub-a-dub, President and
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Vice-President of the States' College of Astronomers, in the city of
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Rotterdam.
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Your Excellencies may perhaps be able to remember an humble artizan,
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by name Hans Phaall, and by occupation a mender of bellows, who,
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with three others, disappeared from Rotterdam, about five years ago,
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in a manner which must have been considered by all parties at once
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sudden, and extremely unaccountable. If, however, it so please your
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Excellencies, I, the writer of this communication, am the identical
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Hans Phaall himself. It is well known to most of my fellow citizens,
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that for the period of forty years I continued to occupy the little
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square brick building, at the head of the alley called Sauerkraut,
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in which I resided at the time of my disappearance. My ancestors
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have also resided therein time out of mind- they, as well as myself,
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steadily following the respectable and indeed lucrative profession
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of mending of bellows. For, to speak the truth, until of late years,
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that the heads of all the people have been set agog with politics,
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no better business than my own could an honest citizen of Rotterdam
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either desire or deserve. Credit was good, employment was never
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wanting, and on all hands there was no lack of either money or
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good-will. But, as I was saying, we soon began to feel the effects
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of liberty and long speeches, and radicalism, and all that sort of
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thing. People who were formerly, the very best customers in the world,
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had now not a moment of time to think of us at all. They had, so
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they said, as much as they could do to read about the revolutions, and
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keep up with the march of intellect and the spirit of the age. If a
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fire wanted fanning, it could readily be fanned with a newspaper,
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and as the government grew weaker, I have no doubt that leather and
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iron acquired durability in proportion, for, in a very short time,
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there was not a pair of bellows in all Rotterdam that ever stood in
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need of a stitch or required the assistance of a hammer. This was a
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state of things not to be endured. I soon grew as poor as a rat,
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and, having a wife and children to provide for, my burdens at length
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became intolerable, and I spent hour after hour in reflecting upon the
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most convenient method of putting an end to my life. Duns, in the
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meantime, left me little leisure for contemplation. My house was
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literally besieged from morning till night, so that I began to rave,
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and foam, and fret like a caged tiger against the bars of his
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enclosure. There were three fellows in particular who worried me
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beyond endurance, keeping watch continually about my door, and
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threatening me with the law. Upon these three I internally vowed the
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bitterest revenge, if ever I should be so happy as to get them
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within my clutches; and I believe nothing in the world but the
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pleasure of this anticipation prevented me from putting my plan of
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suicide into immediate execution, by blowing my brains out with a
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blunderbuss. I thought it best, however, to dissemble my wrath, and to
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treat them with promises and fair words, until, by some good turn of
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fate, an opportunity of vengeance should be afforded me.
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One day, having given my creditors the slip, and feeling more than
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usually dejected, I continued for a long time to wander about the most
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obscure streets without object whatever, until at length I chanced
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to stumble against the corner of a bookseller's stall. Seeing a
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chair close at hand, for the use of customers, I threw myself doggedly
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into it, and, hardly knowing why, opened the pages of the first volume
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which came within my reach. It proved to be a small pamphlet
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treatise on Speculative Astronomy, written either by Professor Encke
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of Berlin or by a Frenchman of somewhat similar name. I had some
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little tincture of information on matters of this nature, and soon
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became more and more absorbed in the contents of the book, reading
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it actually through twice before I awoke to a recollection of what was
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passing around me. By this time it began to grow dark, and I
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directed my steps toward home. But the treatise had made an
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indelible impression on my mind, and, as I sauntered along the dusky
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streets, I revolved carefully over in my memory the wild and sometimes
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unintelligible reasonings of the writer. There are some particular
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passages which affected my imagination in a powerful and extraordinary
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manner. The longer I meditated upon these the more intense grew the
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interest which had been excited within me. The limited nature of my
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education in general, and more especially my ignorance on subjects
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connected with natural philosophy, so far from rendering me
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diffident of my own ability to comprehend what I had read, or inducing
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me to mistrust the many vague notions which had arisen in consequence,
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merely served as a farther stimulus to imagination; and I was vain
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enough, or perhaps reasonable enough, to doubt whether those crude
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ideas which, arising in ill-regulated minds, have all the
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appearance, may not often in effect possess all the force, the
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reality, and other inherent properties, of instinct or intuition;
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whether, to proceed a step farther, profundity itself might not, in
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matters of a purely speculative nature, be detected as a legitimate
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source of falsity and error. In other words, I believed, and still
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do believe, that truth, is frequently of its own essence, superficial,
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and that, in many cases, the depth lies more in the abysses where we
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seek her, than in the actual situations wherein she may be found.
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Nature herself seemed to afford me corroboration of these ideas. In
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the contemplation of the heavenly bodies it struck me forcibly that
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I could not distinguish a star with nearly as much precision, when I
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gazed on it with earnest, direct and undeviating attention, as when
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I suffered my eye only to glance in its vicinity alone. I was not,
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of course, at that time aware that this apparent paradox was
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occasioned by the center of the visual area being less susceptible
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of feeble impressions of light than the exterior portions of the
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retina. This knowledge, and some of another kind, came afterwards in
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the course of an eventful five years, during which I have dropped
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the prejudices of my former humble situation in life, and forgotten
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the bellows-mender in far different occupations. But at the epoch of
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which I speak, the analogy which a casual observation of a star
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offered to the conclusions I had already drawn, struck me with the
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force of positive conformation, and I then finally made up my mind
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to the course which I afterwards pursued.
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It was late when I reached home, and I went immediately to bed. My
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mind, however, was too much occupied to sleep, and I lay the whole
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night buried in meditation. Arising early in the morning, and
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contriving again to escape the vigilance of my creditors, I repaired
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eagerly to the bookseller's stall, and laid out what little ready
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money I possessed, in the purchase of some volumes of Mechanics and
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Practical Astronomy. Having arrived at home safely with these, I
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devoted every spare moment to their perusal, and soon made such
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proficiency in studies of this nature as I thought sufficient for
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the execution of my plan. In the intervals of this period, I made
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every endeavor to conciliate the three creditors who had given me so
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much annoyance. In this I finally succeeded- partly by selling enough
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of my household furniture to satisfy a moiety of their claim, and
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partly by a promise of paying the balance upon completion of a
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little project which I told them I had in view, and for assistance
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in which I solicited their services. By these means- for they were
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ignorant men- I found little difficulty in gaining them over to my
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purpose.
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Matters being thus arranged, I contrived, by the aid of my wife
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and with the greatest secrecy and caution, to dispose of what property
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I had remaining, and to borrow, in small sums, under various
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pretences, and without paying any attention to my future means of
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repayment, no inconsiderable quantity of ready money. With the means
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thus accruing I proceeded to procure at intervals, cambric muslin,
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very fine, in pieces of twelve yards each; twine; a lot of the varnish
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of caoutchouc; a large and deep basket of wicker-work, made to order;
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and several other articles necessary in the construction and equipment
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of a balloon of extraordinary dimensions. This I directed my wife to
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make up as soon as possible, and gave her all requisite information as
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to the particular method of proceeding. In the meantime I worked up
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the twine into a net-work of sufficient dimensions; rigged it with a
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hoop and the necessary cords; bought a quadrant, a compass, a
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spy-glass, a common barometer with some important modifications, and
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two astronomical instruments not so generally known. I then took
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opportunities of conveying by night, to a retired situation east of
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Rotterdam, five iron-bound casks, to contain about fifty gallons each,
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and one of a larger size; six tinned ware tubes, three inches in
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diameter, properly shaped, and ten feet in length; a quantity of a
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particular metallic substance, or semi-metal, which I shall not
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name, and a dozen demijohns of a very common acid. The gas to be
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formed from these latter materials is a gas never yet generated by any
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other person than myself- or at least never applied to any similar
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purpose. The secret I would make no difficulty in disclosing, but that
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it of right belongs to a citizen of Nantz, in France, by whom it was
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conditionally communicated to myself. The same individual submitted to
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me, without being at all aware of my intentions, a method of
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constructing balloons from the membrane of a certain animal, through
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which substance any escape of gas was nearly an impossibility. I found
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it, however, altogether too expensive, and was not sure, upon the
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whole, whether cambric muslin with a coating of gum caoutchouc, was
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not equally as good. I mention this circumstance, because I think it
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probable that hereafter the individual in question may attempt a
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balloon ascension with the novel gas and material I have spoken of,
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and I do not wish to deprive him of the honor of a very singular
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invention.
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On the spot which I intended each of the smaller casks to occupy
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respectively during the inflation of the balloon, I privately dug a
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hole two feet deep; the holes forming in this manner a circle
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twenty-five feet in diameter. In the centre of this circle, being
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the station designed for the large cask, I also dug a hole three
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feet in depth. In each of the five smaller holes, I deposited a
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canister containing fifty pounds, and in the larger one a keg
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holding one hundred and fifty pounds, of cannon powder. These- the
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keg and canisters- I connected in a proper manner with covered
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trains; and having let into one of the canisters the end of about four
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feet of slow match, I covered up the hole, and placed the cask over
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it, leaving the other end of the match protruding about an inch, and
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barely visible beyond the cask. I then filled up the remaining
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holes, and placed the barrels over them in their destined situation.
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Besides the articles above enumerated, I conveyed to the depot,
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and there secreted, one of M. Grimm's improvements upon the
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apparatus for condensation of the atmospheric air. I found this
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machine, however, to require considerable alteration before it could
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be adapted to the purposes to which I intended making it applicable.
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But, with severe labor and unremitting perseverance, I at length met
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with entire success in all my preparations. My balloon was soon
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completed. It would contain more than forty thousand cubic feet of
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gas; would take me up easily, I calculated, with all my implements,
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and, if I managed rightly, with one hundred and seventy-five pounds of
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ballast into the bargain. It had received three coats of varnish,
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and I found the cambric muslin to answer all the purposes of silk
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itself, quite as strong and a good deal less expensive.
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Everything being now ready, I exacted from my wife an oath of
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secrecy in relation to all my actions from the day of my first visit
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to the bookseller's stall; and promising, on my part, to return as
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soon as circumstances would permit, I gave her what little money I had
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left, and bade her farewell. Indeed I had no fear on her account.
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She was what people call a notable woman, and could manage matters
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in the world without my assistance. I believe, to tell the truth,
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she always looked upon me as an idle boy, a mere make-weight, good for
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nothing but building castles in the air, and was rather glad to get
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rid of me. It was a dark night when I bade her good-bye, and taking
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with me, as aides-de-camp, the three creditors who had given me so
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much trouble, we carried the balloon, with the car and
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accoutrements, by a roundabout way, to the station where the other
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articles were deposited. We there found them all unmolested, and I
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proceeded immediately to business.
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It was the first of April. The night, as I said before, was dark;
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there was not a star to be seen; and a drizzling rain, falling at
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intervals, rendered us very uncomfortable. But my chief anxiety was
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concerning the balloon, which, in spite of the varnish with which it
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was defended, began to grow rather heavy with the moisture; the powder
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also was liable to damage. I therefore kept my three duns working with
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great diligence, pounding down ice around the central cask, and
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stirring the acid in the others. They did not cease, however,
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importuning me with questions as to what I intended to do with all
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this apparatus, and expressed much dissatisfaction at the terrible
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labor I made them undergo. They could not perceive, so they said, what
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good was likely to result from their getting wet to the skin, merely
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to take a part in such horrible incantations. I began to get uneasy,
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and worked away with all my might, for I verily believe the idiots
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supposed that I had entered into a compact with the devil, and that,
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in short, what I was now doing was nothing better than it should be. I
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was, therefore, in great fear of their leaving me altogether. I
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contrived, however, to pacify them by promises of payment of all
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scores in full, as soon as I could bring the present business to a
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termination. To these speeches they gave, of course, their own
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interpretation; fancying, no doubt, that at all events I should come
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into possession of vast quantities of ready money; and provided I paid
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them all I owed, and a trifle more, in consideration of their
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services, I dare say they cared very little what became of either my
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soul or my carcass.
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In about four hours and a half I found the balloon sufficiently
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inflated. I attached the car, therefore, and put all my implements
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in it- not forgetting the condensing apparatus, a copious supply of
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water, and a large quantity of provisions, such as pemmican, in
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which much nutriment is contained in comparatively little bulk. I also
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secured in the car a pair of pigeons and a cat. It was now nearly
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daybreak, and I thought it high time to take my departure. Dropping
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a lighted cigar on the ground, as if by accident, I took the
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opportunity, in stooping to pick it up, of igniting privately the
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piece of slow match, whose end, as I said before, protruded a very
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little beyond the lower rim of one of the smaller casks. This
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manoeuvre was totally unperceived on the part of the three duns;
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and, jumping into the car, I immediately cut the single cord which
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held me to the earth, and was pleased to find that I shot upward,
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carrying with all ease one hundred and seventy-five pounds of leaden
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ballast, and able to have carried up as many more.
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Scarcely, however, had I attained the height of fifty yards, when,
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roaring and rumbling up after me in the most horrible and tumultuous
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manner, came so dense a hurricane of fire, and smoke, and sulphur, and
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legs and arms, and gravel, and burning wood, and blazing metal, that
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my very heart sunk within me, and I fell down in the bottom of the
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car, trembling with unmitigated terror. Indeed, I now perceived that I
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had entirely overdone the business, and that the main consequences
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of the shock were yet to be experienced. Accordingly, in less than a
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second, I felt all the blood in my body rushing to my temples, and
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immediately thereupon, a concussion, which I shall never forget, burst
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abruptly through the night and seemed to rip the very firmament
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asunder. When I afterward had time for reflection, I did not fail to
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attribute the extreme violence of the explosion, as regarded myself,
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to its proper cause- my situation directly above it, and in the line
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of its greatest power. But at the time, I thought only of preserving
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my life. The balloon at first collapsed, then furiously expanded,
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then whirled round and round with horrible velocity, and finally,
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reeling and staggering like a drunken man, hurled me with great force
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over the rim of the car, and left me dangling, at a terrific height,
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with my head downward, and my face outwards, by a piece of slender
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cord about three feet in length, which hung accidentally through a
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crevice near the bottom of the wicker-work, and in which, as I fell,
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my left foot became most providentially entangled. It is
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impossible- utterly impossible- to form any adequate idea of the
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horror of my situation. I gasped convulsively for breath- a shudder
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resembling a fit of the ague agitated every nerve and muscle of my
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frame- I felt my eyes starting from their sockets- a horrible nausea
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overwhelmed me- and at length I fainted away.
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How long I remained in this state it is impossible to say. It
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must, however, have been no inconsiderable time, for when I
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partially recovered the sense of existence, I found the day
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breaking, the balloon at a prodigious height over a wilderness of
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ocean, and not a trace of land to be discovered far and wide within
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the limits of the vast horizon. My sensations, however, upon thus
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recovering, were by no means so rife with agony as might have been
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anticipated. Indeed, there was much of incipient madness in the calm
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survey which I began to take of my situation. I drew up to my eyes
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each of my hands, one after the other, and wondered what occurrence
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could have given rise to the swelling of the veins, and the horrible
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blackness of the fingemails. I afterward carefully examined my head,
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shaking it repeatedly, and feeling it with minute attention, until I
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succeeded in satisfying myself that it was not, as I had more than
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half suspected, larger than my balloon. Then, in a knowing manner, I
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felt in both my breeches pockets, and, missing therefrom a set of
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tablets and a toothpick case, endeavored to account for their
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disappearance, and not being able to do so, felt inexpressibly
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chagrined. It now occurred to me that I suffered great uneasiness in
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the joint of my left ankle, and a dim consciousness of my situation
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began to glimmer through my mind. But, strange to say! I was neither
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astonished nor horror-stricken. If I felt any emotion at all, it was a
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kind of chuckling satisfaction at the cleverness I was about to
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display in extricating myself from this dilemma; and I never, for a
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moment, looked upon my ultimate safety as a question susceptible of
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doubt. For a few minutes I remained wrapped in the profoundest
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meditation. I have a distinct recollection of frequently compressing
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my lips, putting my forefinger to the side of my nose, and making
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use of other gesticulations and grimaces common to men who, at ease in
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their arm-chairs, meditate upon matters of intricacy or importance.
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Having, as I thought, sufficiently collected my ideas, I now, with
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great caution and deliberation, put my hands behind my back, and
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unfastened the large iron buckle which belonged to the waistband of my
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inexpressibles. This buckle had three teeth, which, being somewhat
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rusty, turned with great difficulty on their axis. I brought them,
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however, after some trouble, at right angles to the body of the
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buckle, and was glad to find them remain firm in that position.
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Holding the instrument thus obtained within my teeth, I now
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proceeded to untie the knot of my cravat. I had to rest several
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times before I could accomplish this manoeuvre, but it was at length
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accomplished. To one end of the cravat I then made fast the buckle,
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and the other end I tied, for greater security, tightly around my
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wrist. Drawing now my body upwards, with a prodigious exertion of
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muscular force, I succeeded, at the very first trial, in throwing
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the buckle over the car, and entangling it, as I had anticipated, in
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the circular rim of the wicker-work.
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My body was now inclined towards the side of the car, at an angle of
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about forty-five degrees; but it must not be understood that I was
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therefore only forty-five degrees below the perpendicular. So far from
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it, I still lay nearly level with the plane of the horizon; for the
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change of situation which I had acquired, had forced the bottom of the
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car considerably outwards from my position, which was accordingly
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one of the most imminent and deadly peril. It should be remembered,
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however, that when I fell in the first instance, from the car, if I
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had fallen with my face turned toward the balloon, instead of turned
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outwardly from it, as it actually was; or if, in the second place, the
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cord by which I was suspended had chanced to hang over the upper edge,
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instead of through a crevice near the bottom of the car,- I say it
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may be readily conceived that, in either of these supposed cases, I
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should have been unable to accomplish even as much as I had now
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accomplished, and the wonderful adventures of Hans Phaall would have
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been utterly lost to posterity, I had therefore every reason to be
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grateful; although, in point of fact, I was still too stupid to be
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anything at all, and hung for, perhaps, a quarter of an hour in that
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extraordinary manner, without making the slightest farther exertion
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|
whatsoever, and in a singularly tranquil state of idiotic enjoyment.
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But this feeling did not fail to die rapidly away, and thereunto
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|
succeeded horror, and dismay, and a chilling sense of utter
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|
helplessness and ruin. In fact, the blood so long accumulating in
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the vessels of my head and throat, and which had hitherto buoyed up my
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spirits with madness and delirium, had now begun to retire within
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their proper channels, and the distinctness which was thus added to my
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perception of the danger, merely served to deprive me of the
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self-possession and courage to encounter it. But this weakness was,
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luckily for me, of no very long duration. In good time came to my
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rescue the spirit of despair, and, with frantic cries and struggles, I
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jerked my way bodily upwards, till at length, clutching with a
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vise-like grip the long-desired rim, I writhed my person over it,
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and fell headlong and shuddering within the car.
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It was not until some time afterward that I recovered myself
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sufficiently to attend to the ordinary cares of the balloon. I then,
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however, examined it with attention, and found it, to my great relief,
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|
uninjured. My implements were all safe, and, fortunately, I had lost
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neither ballast nor provisions. Indeed, I had so well secured them
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|
in their places, that such an accident was entirely out of the
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|
question. Looking at my watch, I found it six o'clock. I was still
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rapidly ascending, and my barometer gave a present altitude of three
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and three-quarter miles. Immediately beneath me in the ocean, lay a
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small black object, slightly oblong in shape, seemingly about the
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|
size, and in every way bearing a great resemblance to one of those
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childish toys called a domino. Bringing my telescope to bear upon
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|
it, I plainly discerned it to be a British ninety four-gun ship,
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close-hauled, and pitching heavily in the sea with her head to the
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W.S.W. Besides this ship, I saw nothing but the ocean and the sky, and
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the sun, which had long arisen.
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It is now high time that I should explain to your Excellencies the
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|
object of my perilous voyage. Your Excellencies will bear in mind that
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distressed circumstances in Rotterdam had at length driven me to the
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resolution of committing suicide. It was not, however, that to life
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|
itself I had any, positive disgust, but that I was harassed beyond
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|
endurance by the adventitious miseries attending my situation. In this
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|
state of mind, wishing to live, yet wearied with life, the treatise at
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|
the stall of the bookseller opened a resource to my imagination. I
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|
then finally made up my mind. I determined to depart, yet live- to
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|
leave the world, yet continue to exist- in short, to drop enigmas, I
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|
resolved, let what would ensue, to force a passage, if I could, to the
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moon. Now, lest I should be supposed more of a madman than I
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actually am, I will detail, as well as I am able, the considerations
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|
which led me to believe that an achievement of this nature, although
|
|
without doubt difficult, and incontestably full of danger, was not
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|
absolutely, to a bold spirit, beyond the confines of the possible.
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The moon's actual distance from the earth was the first thing to
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|
be attended to. Now, the mean or average interval between the
|
|
centres of the two planets is 59.9643 of the earth's equatorial radii,
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|
or only about 237,000 miles. I say the mean or average interval. But
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|
it must be borne in mind that the form of the moon's orbit being an
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|
ellipse of eccentricity amounting to no less than 0.05484 of the major
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|
semi-axis of the ellipse itself, and the earth's centre being situated
|
|
in its focus, if I could, in any manner, contrive to meet the moon, as
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|
it were, in its perigee, the above mentioned distance would be
|
|
materially diminished. But, to say nothing at present of this
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|
possibility, it was very certain that, at all events, from the 237,000
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|
miles I would have to deduct the radius of the earth, say 4,000, and
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|
the radius of the moon, say 1080, in all 5,080, leaving an actual
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|
interval to be traversed, under average circumstances, of 231,920
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|
miles. Now this, I reflected, was no very extraordinary distance.
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|
Travelling on land has been repeatedly accomplished at the rate of
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|
thirty miles per hour, and indeed a much greater speed may be
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|
anticipated. But even at this velocity, it would take me no more
|
|
than 322 days to reach the surface of the moon. There were, however,
|
|
many particulars inducing me to believe that my average rate of
|
|
travelling might possibly very much exceed that of thirty miles per
|
|
hour, and, as these considerations did not fail to make a deep
|
|
impression upon my mind, I will mention them more fully hereafter.
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The next point to be regarded was a matter of far greater
|
|
importance. From indications afforded by the barometer, we find
|
|
that, in ascensions from the surface of the earth we have, at the
|
|
height of 1,000 feet, left below us about one-thirtieth of the
|
|
entire mass of atmospheric air, that at 10,600 we have ascended
|
|
through nearly one-third; and that at 18,000, which is not far from
|
|
the elevation of Cotopaxi, we have surmounted one-half the material,
|
|
or, at all events, one-half the ponderable, body of air incumbent upon
|
|
our globe. It is also calculated that at an altitude not exceeding the
|
|
hundredth part of the earth's diameter- that is, not exceeding eighty
|
|
miles- the rarefaction would be so excessive that animal life could
|
|
in no manner be sustained, and, moreover, that the most delicate means
|
|
we possess of ascertaining the presence of the atmosphere would be
|
|
inadequate to assure us of its existence. But I did not fail to
|
|
perceive that these latter calculations are founded altogether on
|
|
our experimental knowledge of the properties of air, and the
|
|
mechanical laws regulating its dilation and compression, in what may
|
|
be called, comparatively speaking, the immediate vicinity of the earth
|
|
itself; and, at the same time, it is taken for granted that animal
|
|
life is and must be essentially incapable of modification at any given
|
|
unattainable distance from the surface. Now, all such reasoning and
|
|
from such data must, of course, be simply analogical. The greatest
|
|
height ever reached by man was that of 25,000 feet, attained in the
|
|
aeronautic expedition of Messieurs Gay-Lussac and Biot. This is a
|
|
moderate altitude, even when compared with the eighty miles in
|
|
question; and I could not help thinking that the subject admitted room
|
|
for doubt and great latitude for speculation.
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But, in point of fact, an ascension being made to any given
|
|
altitude, the ponderable quantity of air surmounted in any farther
|
|
ascension is by no means in proportion to the additional height
|
|
ascended (as may be plainly seen from what has been stated before),
|
|
but in a ratio constantly decreasing. It is therefore evident that,
|
|
ascend as high as we may, we cannot, literally speaking, arrive at a
|
|
limit beyond which no atmosphere is to be found. It must exist, I
|
|
argued; although it may exist in a state of infinite rarefaction.
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On the other hand, I was aware that arguments have not been
|
|
wanting to prove the existence of a real and definite limit to the
|
|
atmosphere, beyond which there is absolutely no air whatsoever. But
|
|
a circumstance which has been left out of view by those who contend
|
|
for such a limit seemed to me, although no positive refutation of
|
|
their creed, still a point worthy very serious investigation. On
|
|
comparing the intervals between the successive arrivals of Encke's
|
|
comet at its perihelion, after giving credit, in the most exact
|
|
manner, for all the disturbances due to the attractions of the
|
|
planets, it appears that the periods are gradually diminishing; that
|
|
is to say, the major axis of the comet's ellipse is growing shorter,
|
|
in a slow but perfectly regular decrease. Now, this is precisely
|
|
what ought to be the case, if we suppose a resistance experienced from
|
|
the comet from an extremely rare ethereal medium pervading the regions
|
|
of its orbit. For it is evident that such a medium must, in
|
|
retarding the comet's velocity, increase its centripetal, by weakening
|
|
its centrifugal force. In other words, the sun's attraction would be
|
|
constantly attaining greater power, and the comet would be drawn
|
|
nearer at every revolution. Indeed, there is no other way of
|
|
accounting for the variation in question. But again. The real diameter
|
|
of the same comet's nebulosity is observed to contract rapidly as it
|
|
approaches the sun, and dilate with equal rapidity in its departure
|
|
towards its aphelion. Was I not justifiable in supposing with M. Valz,
|
|
that this apparent condensation of volume has its origin in the
|
|
compression of the same ethereal medium I have spoken of before, and
|
|
which is only denser in proportion to its solar vicinity? The
|
|
lenticular-shaped phenomenon, also called the zodiacal light, was a
|
|
matter worthy of attention. This radiance, so apparent in the tropics,
|
|
and which cannot be mistaken for any meteoric lustre, extends from the
|
|
horizon obliquely upward, and follows generally the direction of the
|
|
sun's equator. It appeared to me evidently in the nature of a rare
|
|
atmosphere extending from the sun outward, beyond the orbit of Venus
|
|
at least, and I believed indefinitely farther.* Indeed, this medium
|
|
I could not suppose confined to the path of the comet's ellipse, or to
|
|
the immediate neighborhood of the sun. It was easy, on the contrary,
|
|
to imagine it pervading the entire regions of our planetary system,
|
|
condensed into what we call atmosphere at the planets themselves,
|
|
and perhaps at some of them modified by considerations, so to speak,
|
|
purely geological.
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*The zodiacal light is probably what the ancients called Trabes.
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|
Emicant Trabes quos docos vocant.- Pliny, lib. 2, p. 26.
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Having adopted this view of the subject, I had little further
|
|
hesitation. Granting that on my passage I should meet with
|
|
atmosphere essentially the same as at the surface of the earth, I
|
|
conceived that, by means of the very ingenious apparatus of M.
|
|
Grimm, I should readily be enabled to condense it in sufficient
|
|
quantity for the purposes of respiration. This would remove the
|
|
chief obstacle in a journey to the moon. I had indeed spent some money
|
|
and great labor in adapting the apparatus to the object intended,
|
|
and confidently looked forward to its successful application, if I
|
|
could manage to complete the voyage within any reasonable period. This
|
|
brings me back to the rate at which it might be possible to travel.
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|
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|
It is true that balloons, in the first stage of their ascensions
|
|
from the earth, are known to rise with a velocity comparatively
|
|
moderate. Now, the power of elevation lies altogether in the
|
|
superior lightness of the gas in the balloon compared with the
|
|
atmospheric air; and, at first sight, it does not appear probable
|
|
that, as the balloon acquires altitude, and consequently arrives
|
|
successively in atmospheric strata of densities rapidly
|
|
diminishing- I say, it does not appear at all reasonable that, in
|
|
this its progress upwards, the original velocity should be
|
|
accelerated. On the other hand, I was not aware that, in any
|
|
recorded ascension, a diminution was apparent in the absolute rate
|
|
of ascent; although such should have been the case, if on account of
|
|
nothing else, on account of the escape of gas through balloons
|
|
ill-constructed, and varnished with no better material than the
|
|
ordinary varnish. It seemed, therefore, that the effect of such escape
|
|
was only sufficient to counterbalance the effect of some
|
|
accelerating power. I now considered that, provided in my passage I
|
|
found the medium I had imagined, and provided that it should prove
|
|
to be actually and essentially what we denominate atmospheric air,
|
|
it could make comparatively little difference at what extreme state of
|
|
rarefaction I should discover it- that is to say, in regard to my
|
|
power of ascending- for the gas in the balloon would not only be
|
|
itself subject to rarefaction partially similar (in proportion to the
|
|
occurrence of which, I could suffer an escape of so much as would be
|
|
requisite to prevent explosion), but, being what it was, would, at all
|
|
events, continue specifically lighter than any compound whatever of
|
|
mere nitrogen and oxygen. In the meantime, the force of gravitation
|
|
would be constantly diminishing, in proportion to the squares of the
|
|
distances, and thus, with a velocity prodigiously accelerating, I
|
|
should at length arrive in those distant regions where the force of
|
|
the earth's attraction would be superseded by that of the moon. In
|
|
accordance with these ideas, I did not think it worth while to
|
|
encumber myself with more provisions than would be sufficient for a
|
|
period of forty days.
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|
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|
There was still, however, another difficulty, which occasioned me
|
|
some little disquietude. It has been observed, that, in balloon
|
|
ascensions to any considerable height, besides the pain attending
|
|
respiration, great uneasiness is experienced about the head and
|
|
body, often accompanied with bleeding at the nose, and other
|
|
symptoms of an alarming kind, and growing more and more inconvenient
|
|
in proportion to the altitude attained.* This was a reflection of a
|
|
nature somewhat startling. Was it not probable that these symptoms
|
|
would increase indefinitely, or at least until terminated by death
|
|
itself? I finally thought not. Their origin was to be looked for in
|
|
the progressive removal of the customary atmospheric pressure upon the
|
|
surface of the body, and consequent distention of the superficial
|
|
blood-vessels- not in any positive disorganization of the animal
|
|
system, as in the case of difficulty in breathing, where the
|
|
atmospheric density is chemically insufficient for the due
|
|
renovation of blood in a ventricle of the heart. Unless for default of
|
|
this renovation, I could see no reason, therefore, why life could
|
|
not be sustained even in a vacuum; for the expansion and compression
|
|
of chest, commonly called breathing, is action purely muscular, and
|
|
the cause, not the effect, of respiration. In a word, I conceived
|
|
that, as the body should become habituated to the want of
|
|
atmospheric pressure, the sensations of pain would gradually
|
|
diminish- and to endure them while they continued, I relied with
|
|
confidence upon the iron hardihood of my constitution.
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|
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|
*Since the original publication of Hans Phaall, I find that Mr.
|
|
Green, of Nassau balloon notoriety, and other late aeronauts, deny the
|
|
assertions of Humboldt, in this respect, and speak of a decreasing
|
|
inconvenience,- precisely in accordance with the theory here urged in
|
|
a mere spirit of banter.
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|
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|
Thus, may it please your Excellencies, I have detailed some,
|
|
though by no means all, the considerations which led me to form the
|
|
project of a lunar voyage. I shall now proceed to lay before you the
|
|
result of an attempt so apparently audacious in conception, and, at
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all events, so utterly unparalleled in the annals of mankind.
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Having attained the altitude before mentioned, that is to say
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three miles and three-quarters, I threw out from the car a quantity of
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feathers, and found that I still ascended with sufficient rapidity;
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there was, therefore, no necessity for discharging any ballast. I
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was glad of this, for I wished to retain with me as much weight as I
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could carry, for reasons which will be explained in the sequel. I as
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yet suffered no bodily inconvenience, breathing with great freedom,
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and feeling no pain whatever in the head. The cat was lying very
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demurely upon my coat, which I had taken off, and eyeing the pigeons
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with an air of nonchalance. These latter being tied by the leg, to
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prevent their escape, were busily employed in picking up some grains
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of rice scattered for them in the bottom of the car.
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At twenty minutes past six o'clock, the barometer showed an
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elevation of 26,400 feet, or five miles to a fraction. The prospect
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seemed unbounded. Indeed, it is very easily calculated by means of
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spherical geometry, what a great extent of the earth's area I
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beheld. The convex surface of any segment of a sphere is, to the
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entire surface of the sphere itself, as the versed sine of the segment
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to the diameter of the sphere. Now, in my case, the versed sine- that
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is to say, the thickness of the segment beneath me- was about equal
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to my elevation, or the elevation of the point of sight above the
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surface. "As five miles, then, to eight thousand," would express the
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proportion of the earth's area seen by me. In other words, I beheld as
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much as a sixteen-hundredth part of the whole surface of the globe.
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The sea appeared unruffled as a mirror, although, by means of the
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spy-glass, I could perceive it to be in a state of violent
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agitation. The ship was no longer visible, having drifted away,
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apparently to the eastward. I now began to experience, at intervals,
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severe pain in the head, especially about the ears- still, however,
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breathing with tolerable freedom. The cat and pigeons seemed to suffer
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no inconvenience whatsoever.
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At twenty minutes before seven, the balloon entered a long series of
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dense cloud, which put me to great trouble, by damaging my
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condensing apparatus and wetting me to the skin. This was, to be sure,
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a singular recontre, for I had not believed it possible that a cloud
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of this nature could be sustained at so great an elevation. I
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thought it best, however, to throw out two five-pound pieces of
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ballast, reserving still a weight of one hundred and sixty-five
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pounds. Upon so doing, I soon rose above the difficulty, and perceived
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immediately, that I had obtained a great increase in my rate of
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ascent. In a few seconds after my leaving the cloud, a flash of
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vivid lightning shot from one end of it to the other, and caused it to
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kindle up, throughout its vast extent, like a mass of ignited and
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glowing charcoal. This, it must be remembered, was in the broad
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light of day. No fancy may picture the sublimity which might have been
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exhibited by a similar phenomenon taking place amid the darkness of
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the night. Hell itself might have been found a fitting image. Even
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as it was, my hair stood on end, while I gazed afar down within the
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yawning abysses, letting imagination descend, as it were, and stalk
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about in the strange vaulted halls, and ruddy gulfs, and red ghastly
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chasms of the hideous and unfathomable fire. I had indeed made a
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narrow escape. Had the balloon remained a very short while longer
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within the cloud- that is to say- had not the inconvenience of getting
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wet, determined me to discharge the ballast, inevitable ruin would
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have been the consequence. Such perils, although little considered,
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are perhaps the greatest which must be encountered in balloons. I
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had by this time, however, attained too great an elevation to be any
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longer uneasy on this head.
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I was now rising rapidly, and by seven o'clock the barometer
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indicated an altitude of no less than nine miles and a half. I began
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to find great difficulty in drawing my breath. My head, too, was
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excessively painful; and, having felt for some time a moisture about
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my cheeks, I at length discovered it to be blood, which was oozing
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quite fast from the drums of my ears. My eyes, also, gave me great
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uneasiness. Upon passing the hand over them they seemed to have
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protruded from their sockets in no inconsiderable degree; and all
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objects in the car, and even the balloon itself, appeared distorted to
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my vision. These symptoms were more than I had expected, and
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occasioned me some alarm. At this juncture, very imprudently, and
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|
without consideration, I threw out from the car three five-pound
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pieces of ballast. The accelerated rate of ascent thus obtained,
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carried me too rapidly, and without sufficient gradation, into a
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highly rarefied stratum of the atmosphere, and the result had nearly
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proved fatal to my expedition and to myself. I was suddenly seized
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with a spasm which lasted for more than five minutes, and even when
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|
this, in a measure, ceased, I could catch my breath only at long
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intervals, and in a gasping manner- bleeding all the while copiously
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at the nose and ears, and even slightly at the eyes. The pigeons
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appeared distressed in the extreme, and struggled to escape; while
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the cat mewed piteously, and, with her tongue hanging out of her
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mouth, staggered to and fro in the car as if under the influence of
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poison. I now too late discovered the great rashness of which I had
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been guilty in discharging the ballast, and my agitation was
|
|
excessive. I anticipated nothing less than death, and death in a few
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|
minutes. The physical suffering I underwent contributed also to render
|
|
me nearly incapable of making any exertion for the preservation of my
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|
life. I had, indeed, little power of reflection left, and the violence
|
|
of the pain in my head seemed to be greatly on the increase. Thus I
|
|
found that my senses would shortly give way altogether, and I had
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|
already clutched one of the valve ropes with the view of attempting a
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|
descent, when the recollection of the trick I had played the three
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creditors, and the possible consequences to myself, should I return,
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|
operated to deter me for the moment. I lay down in the bottom of the
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car, and endeavored to collect my faculties. In this I so far
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|
succeeded as to determine upon the experiment of losing blood. Having
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|
no lancet, however, I was constrained to perform the operation in the
|
|
best manner I was able, and finally succeeded in opening a vein in my
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right arm, with the blade of my penknife. The blood had hardly
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|
commenced flowing when I experienced a sensible relief, and by the
|
|
time I had lost about half a moderate basin full, most of the worst
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|
symptoms had abandoned me entirely. I nevertheless did not think it
|
|
expedient to attempt getting on my feet immediately; but, having tied
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|
up my arm as well as I could, I lay still for about a quarter of an
|
|
hour. At the end of this time I arose, and found myself freer from
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|
absolute pain of any kind than I had been during the last hour and a
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|
quarter of my ascension. The difficulty of breathing, however, was
|
|
diminished in a very slight degree, and I found that it would soon be
|
|
positively necessary to make use of my condenser. In the meantime,
|
|
looking toward the cat, who was again snugly stowed away upon my coat,
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|
I discovered to my infinite surprise, that she had taken the
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|
opportunity of my indisposition to bring into light a litter of three
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|
little kittens. This was an addition to the number of passengers on my
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|
part altogether unexpected; but I was pleased at the occurrence. It
|
|
would afford me a chance of bringing to a kind of test the truth of a
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|
surmise, which, more than anything else, had influenced me in
|
|
attempting this ascension. I had imagined that the habitual endurance
|
|
of the atmospheric pressure at the surface of the earth was the cause,
|
|
or nearly so, of the pain attending animal existence at a distance
|
|
above the surface. Should the kittens be found to suffer uneasiness in
|
|
an equal degree with their mother, I must consider my theory in fault,
|
|
but a failure to do so I should look upon as a strong confirmation
|
|
of my idea.
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|
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|
By eight o'clock I had actually attained an elevation of seventeen
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|
miles above the surface of the earth. Thus it seemed to me evident
|
|
that my rate of ascent was not only on the increase, but that the
|
|
progression would have been apparent in a slight degree even had I not
|
|
discharged the ballast which I did. The pains in my head and ears
|
|
returned, at intervals, with violence, and I still continued to
|
|
bleed occasionally at the nose; but, upon the whole, I suffered much
|
|
less than might have been expected. I breathed, however, at every
|
|
moment, with more and more difficulty, and each inhalation was
|
|
attended with a troublesome spasmodic action of the chest. I now
|
|
unpacked the condensing apparatus, and got it ready for immediate use.
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|
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|
The view of the earth, at this period of my ascension, was beautiful
|
|
indeed. To the westward, the northward, and the southward, as far as I
|
|
could see, lay a boundless sheet of apparently unruffled ocean,
|
|
which every moment gained a deeper and a deeper tint of blue and began
|
|
already to assume a slight appearance of convexity. At a vast distance
|
|
to the eastward, although perfectly discernible, extended the
|
|
islands of Great Britain, the entire Atlantic coasts of France and
|
|
Spain, with a small portion of the northern part of the continent of
|
|
Africa. Of individual edifices not a trace could be discovered, and
|
|
the proudest cities of mankind had utterly faded away from the face of
|
|
the earth. From the rock of Gibraltar, now dwindled into a dim
|
|
speck, the dark Mediterranean sea, dotted with shining islands as
|
|
the heaven is dotted with stars, spread itself out to the eastward
|
|
as far as my vision extended, until its entire mass of waters seemed
|
|
at length to tumble headlong over the abyss of the horizon, and I
|
|
found myself listening on tiptoe for the echoes of the mighty
|
|
cataract. Overhead, the sky was of a jetty black, and the stars were
|
|
brilliantly visible.
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|
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|
The pigeons about this time seeming to undergo much suffering, I
|
|
determined upon giving them their liberty. I first untied one of them,
|
|
a beautiful gray-mottled pigeon, and placed him upon the rim of the
|
|
wicker-work. He appeared extremely uneasy, looking anxiously around
|
|
him, fluttering his wings, and making a loud cooing noise, but could
|
|
not be persuaded to trust himself from off the car. I took him up at
|
|
last, and threw him to about half a dozen yards from the balloon. He
|
|
made, however, no attempt to descend as I had expected, but
|
|
struggled with great vehemence to get back, uttering at the same
|
|
time very shrill and piercing cries. He at length succeeded in
|
|
regaining his former station on the rim, but had hardly done so when
|
|
his head dropped upon his breast, and be fell dead within the car. The
|
|
other one did not prove so unfortunate. To prevent his following the
|
|
example of his companion, and accomplishing a return, I threw him
|
|
downward with all my force, and was pleased to find him continue his
|
|
descent, with great velocity, making use of his wings with ease, and
|
|
in a perfectly natural manner. In a very short time he was out of
|
|
sight, and I have no doubt he reached home in safety. Puss, who seemed
|
|
in a great measure recovered from her illness, now made a hearty
|
|
meal of the dead bird and then went to sleep with much apparent
|
|
satisfaction. Her kittens were quite lively, and so far evinced not
|
|
the slightest sign of any uneasiness whatever.
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|
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|
At a quarter-past eight, being no longer able to draw breath without
|
|
the most intolerable pain, I proceeded forthwith to adjust around
|
|
the car the apparatus belonging to the condenser. This apparatus
|
|
will require some little explanation, and your Excellencies will
|
|
please to bear in mind that my object, in the first place, was to
|
|
surround myself and cat entirely with a barricade against the highly
|
|
rarefied atmosphere in which I was existing, with the intention of
|
|
introducing within this barricade, by means of my condenser, a
|
|
quantity of this same atmosphere sufficiently condensed for the
|
|
purposes of respiration. With this object in view I had prepared a
|
|
very strong perfectly air-tight, but flexible gum-elastic bag. In this
|
|
bag, which was of sufficient dimensions, the entire car was in a
|
|
manner placed. That is to say, it (the bag) was drawn over the whole
|
|
bottom of the car, up its sides, and so on, along the outside of the
|
|
ropes, to the upper rim or hoop where the net-work is attached. Having
|
|
pulled the bag up in this way, and formed a complete enclosure on
|
|
all sides, and at botttom, it was now necessary to fasten up its top
|
|
or mouth, by passing its material over the hoop of the net-work- in
|
|
other words, between the net-work and the hoop. But if the net-work
|
|
were separated from the hoop to admit this passage, what was to
|
|
sustain the car in the meantime? Now the net-work was not
|
|
permanently fastened to the hoop, but attached by a series of
|
|
running loops or nooses. I therefore undid only a few of these loops
|
|
at one time, leaving the car suspended by the remainder. Having thus
|
|
inserted a portion of the cloth forming the upper part of the bag, I
|
|
refastened the loops- not to the hoop, for that would have been
|
|
impossible, since the cloth now intervened- but to a series of large
|
|
buttons, affixed to the cloth itself, about three feet below the mouth
|
|
of the bag, the intervals between the buttons having been made to
|
|
correspond to the intervals between the loops. This done, a few more
|
|
of the loops were unfastened from the rim, a farther portion of the
|
|
cloth introduced, and the disengaged loops then connected with their
|
|
proper buttons. In this way it was possible to insert the whole
|
|
upper part of the bag between the net-work and the hoop. It is evident
|
|
that the hoop would now drop down within the car, while the whole
|
|
weight of the car itself, with all its contents, would be held up
|
|
merely by the strength of the buttons. This, at first sight, would
|
|
seem an inadequate dependence; but it was by no means so, for the
|
|
buttons were not only very strong in themselves, but so close together
|
|
that a very slight portion of the whole weight was supported by any
|
|
one of them. Indeed, had the car and contents been three times heavier
|
|
than they were, I should not have been at all uneasy. I now raised
|
|
up the hoop again within the covering of gum-elastic, and propped it
|
|
at nearly its former height by means of three light poles prepared for
|
|
the occasion. This was done, of course, to keep the bag distended at
|
|
the top, and to preserve the lower part of the net-work in its
|
|
proper situation. All that now remained was to fasten up the mouth
|
|
of the enclosure; and this was readily accomplished by gathering the
|
|
folds of the material together, and twisting them up very tightly on
|
|
the inside by means of a kind of stationary tourniquet.
|
|
|
|
In the sides of the covering thus adjusted round the car, had been
|
|
inserted three circular panes of thick but clear glass, through
|
|
which I could see without difficulty around me in every horizontal
|
|
direction. In that portion of the cloth forming the bottom, was
|
|
likewise, a fourth window, of the same kind, and corresponding with
|
|
a small aperture in the floor of the car itself. This enabled me to
|
|
see perpendicularly down, but having found it impossible to place
|
|
any similar contrivance overhead, on account of the peculiar manner of
|
|
closing up the opening there, and the consequent wrinkles in the
|
|
cloth, I could expect to see no objects situated directly in my
|
|
zenith. This, of course, was a matter of little consequence; for had I
|
|
even been able to place a window at top, the balloon itself would have
|
|
prevented my making any use of it.
|
|
|
|
About a foot below one of the side windows was a circular opening,
|
|
eight inches in diameter, and fitted with a brass rim adapted in its
|
|
inner edge to the windings of a screw. In this rim was screwed the
|
|
large tube of the condenser, the body of the machine being, of course,
|
|
within the chamber of gum-elastic. Through this tube a quantity of the
|
|
rare atmosphere circumjacent being drawn by means of a vacuum
|
|
created in the body of the machine, was thence discharged, in a
|
|
state of condensation, to mingle with the thin air already in the
|
|
chamber. This operation being repeated several times, at length filled
|
|
the chamber with atmosphere proper for all the purposes of
|
|
respiration. But in so confined a space it would, in a short time,
|
|
necessarily become foul, and unfit for use from frequent contact
|
|
with the lungs. It was then ejected by a small valve at the bottom
|
|
of the car- the dense air readily sinking into the thinner atmosphere
|
|
below. To avoid the inconvenience of making a total vacuum at any
|
|
moment within the chamber, this purification was never accomplished
|
|
all at once, but in a gradual manner- the valve being opened only for
|
|
a few seconds, then closed again, until one or two strokes from the
|
|
pump of the condenser had supplied the place of the atmosphere
|
|
ejected. For the sake of experiment I had put the cat and kittens in
|
|
a small basket, and suspended it outside the car to a button at the
|
|
bottom, close by the valve, through which I could feed them at any
|
|
moment when necessary. I did this at some little risk, and before
|
|
closing the mouth of the chamber, by reaching under the car with one
|
|
of the poles before mentioned to which a hook had been attached.
|
|
|
|
By the time I had fully completed these arrangements and filled
|
|
the chamber as explained, it wanted only ten minutes of nine
|
|
o'clock. During the whole period of my being thus employed, I
|
|
endured the most terrible distress from difficulty of respiration, and
|
|
bitterly did I repent the negligence or rather fool-hardiness, of
|
|
which I had been guilty, of putting off to the last moment a matter of
|
|
so much importance. But having at length accomplished it, I soon began
|
|
to reap the benefit of my invention. Once again I breathed with
|
|
perfect freedom and ease- and indeed why should I not? I was also
|
|
agreeably surprised to find myself, in a great measure, relieved
|
|
from the violent pains which had hitherto tormented me. A slight
|
|
headache, accompanied with a sensation of fulness or distention
|
|
about the wrists, the ankles, and the throat, was nearly all of
|
|
which I had now to complain. Thus it seemed evident that a greater
|
|
part of the uneasiness attending the removal of atmospheric pressure
|
|
had actually worn off, as I had expected, and that much of the pain
|
|
endured for the last two hours should have been attributed
|
|
altogether to the effects of a deficient respiration.
|
|
|
|
At twenty minutes before nine o'clock- that is to say, a short time
|
|
prior to my closing up the mouth of the chamber, the mercury
|
|
attained its limit, or ran down, in the barometer, which, as I
|
|
mentioned before, was one of an extended construction. It then
|
|
indicated an altitude on my part of 132,000 feet, or five-and-twenty
|
|
miles, and I consequently surveyed at that time an extent of the
|
|
earth's area amounting to no less than the three hundred-and-twentieth
|
|
part of its entire superficies. At nine o'clock I had again lost sight
|
|
of land to the eastward, but not before I became aware that the
|
|
balloon was drifting rapidly to the N. N. W. The convexity of the
|
|
ocean beneath me was very evident indeed, although my view was often
|
|
interrupted by the masses of cloud which floated to and fro. I
|
|
observed now that even the lightest vapors never rose to more than ten
|
|
miles above the level of the sea.
|
|
|
|
At half past nine I tried the experiment of throwing out a handful
|
|
of feathers through the valve. They did not float as I had expected;
|
|
but dropped down perpendicularly, like a bullet, en masse, and with
|
|
the greatest velocity- being out of sight in a very few seconds. I
|
|
did not at first know what to make of this extraordinary phenomenon;
|
|
not being able to believe that my rate of ascent had, of a sudden, met
|
|
with so prodigious an acceleration. But it soon occurred to me that
|
|
the atmosphere was now far too rare to sustain even the feathers; that
|
|
they actually fell, as they appeared to do, with great rapidity; and
|
|
that I had been surprised by the united velocities of their descent
|
|
and my own elevation.
|
|
|
|
By ten o'clock I found that I had very little to occupy my immediate
|
|
attention. Affairs went swimmingly, and I believed the balloon to be
|
|
going upward witb a speed increasing momently although I had no longer
|
|
any means of ascertaining the progression of the increase. I
|
|
suffered no pain or uneasiness of any kind, and enjoyed better spirits
|
|
than I had at any period since my departure from Rotterdam, busying
|
|
myself now in examining the state of my various apparatus, and now
|
|
in regenerating the atmosphere within the chamber. This latter point I
|
|
determined to attend to at regular intervals of forty minutes, more on
|
|
account of the preservation of my health, than from so frequent a
|
|
renovation being absolutely necessary. In the meanwhile I could not
|
|
help making anticipations. Fancy revelled in the wild and dreamy
|
|
regions of the moon. Imagination, feeling herself for once unshackled,
|
|
roamed at will among the ever-changing wonders of a shadowy and
|
|
unstable land. Now there were boary and time-honored forests, and
|
|
craggy precipices, and waterfalls tumbling with a loud noise into
|
|
abysses without a bottom. Then I came suddenly into still noonday
|
|
solitudes, where no wind of heaven ever intruded, and where vast
|
|
meadows of poppies, and slender, lily-looking flowers spread
|
|
themselves out a weary distance, all silent and motionless forever.
|
|
Then again I journeyed far down away into another country where it was
|
|
all one dim and vague lake, with a boundary line of clouds. And out of
|
|
this melancholy water arose a forest of tall eastern trees, like a
|
|
wilderness of dreams. And I have in mind that the shadows of the trees
|
|
which fell upon the lake remained not on the surface where they
|
|
fell, but sunk slowly and steadily down, and commingled with the
|
|
waves, while from the trunks of the trees other shadows were
|
|
continually coming out, and taking the place of their brothers thus
|
|
entombed. "This then," I said thoughtfully, "is the very reason why
|
|
the waters of this lake grow blacker with age, and more melancholy
|
|
as the hours run on." But fancies such as these were not the sole
|
|
possessors of my brain. Horrors of a nature most stern and most
|
|
appalling would too frequently obtrude themselves upon my mind, and
|
|
shake the innermost depths of my soul with the bare supposition of
|
|
their possibility. Yet I would not suffer my thoughts for any length
|
|
of time to dwell upon these latter speculations, rightly judging the
|
|
real and palpable dangers of the voyage sufficient for my undivided
|
|
attention.
|
|
|
|
At five o'clock, p.m., being engaged in regenerating the
|
|
atmosphere within the chamber, I took that opportunity of observing
|
|
the cat and kittens through the valve. The cat herself appeared to
|
|
suffer again very much, and I had no hesitation in attributing her
|
|
uneasiness chiefly to a difficulty in breathing; but my experiment
|
|
with the kittens had resulted very strangely. I had expected, of
|
|
course, to see them betray a sense of pain, although in a less
|
|
degree than their mother, and this would have been sufficient to
|
|
confirm my opinion concerning the habitual endurance of atmospheric
|
|
pressure. But I was not prepared to find them, upon close examination,
|
|
evidently enjoying a high degree of health, breathing with the
|
|
greatest ease and perfect regularity, and evincing not the slightest
|
|
sign of any uneasiness whatever. I could only account for all this
|
|
by extending my theory, and supposing that the highly rarefied
|
|
atmosphere around might perhaps not be, as I had taken for granted,
|
|
chemically insufficient for the purposes of life, and that a person
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born in such a medium might, possibly, be unaware of any inconvenience
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attending its inhalation, while, upon removal to the denser strata
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near the earth, he might endure tortures of a similar nature to
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those I had so lately experienced. It has since been to me a matter of
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deep regret that an awkward accident, at this time, occasioned me
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the loss of my little family of cats, and deprived me of the insight
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into this matter which a continued experiment might have afforded.
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In passing my hand through the valve, with a cup of water for the
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old puss, the sleeves of my shirt became entangled in the loop which
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sustained the basket, and thus, in a moment, loosened it from the
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bottom. Had the whole actually vanished into air, it could not have
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shot from my sight in a more abrupt and instantaneous manner.
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Positively, there could not have intervened the tenth part of a second
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between the disengagement of the basket and its absolute and total
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disappearance with all that it contained. My good wishes followed it
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to the earth, but of course, I had no hope that either cat or
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kittens would ever live to tell the tale of their misfortune.
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At six o'clock, I perceived a great portion of the earth's visible
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area to the eastward involved in thick shadow, which continued to
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advance with great rapidity, until, at five minutes before seven,
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the whole surface in view was enveloped in the darkness of night. It
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was not, however, until long after this time that the rays of the
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setting sun ceased to illumine the balloon; and this circumstance,
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although of course fully anticipated, did not fail to give me an
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infinite deal of pleasure. It was evident that, in the morning, I
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should behold the rising luminary many hours at least before the
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citizens of Rotterdam, in spite of their situation so much farther
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to the eastward, and thus, day after day, in proportion to the
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height ascended, would I enjoy the light of the sun for a longer and a
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longer period. I now determined to keep a journal of my passage,
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reckoning the days from one to twenty-four hours continuously, without
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taking into consideration the intervals of darkness.
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At ten o'clock, feeling sleepy, I determined to lie down for the
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rest of the night; but here a difficulty presented itself, which,
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obvious as it may appear, had escaped my attention up to the very
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moment of which I am now speaking. If I went to sleep as I proposed,
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how could the atmosphere in the chamber be regenerated in the interim?
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To breathe it for more than an hour, at the farthest, would be a
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matter of impossibility, or, if even this term could be extended to an
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hour and a quarter, the most ruinous consequences might ensue. The
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consideration of this dilemma gave me no little disquietude; and it
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will hardly be believed, that, after the dangers I had undergone, I
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should look upon this business in so serious a light, as to give up
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all hope of accomplishing my ultimate design, and finally make up my
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mind to the necessity of a descent. But this hesitation was only
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momentary. I reflected that man is the veriest slave of custom, and
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that many points in the routine of his existence are deemed
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essentially important, which are only so at all by his having rendered
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them habitual. It was very certain that I could not do without
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sleep; but I might easily bring myself to feel no inconvenience from
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being awakened at intervals of an hour during the whole period of my
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repose. It would require but five minutes at most to regenerate the
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atmosphere in the fullest manner, and the only real difficulty was
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to contrive a method of arousing myself at the proper moment for so
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doing. But this was a question which, I am willing to confess,
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occasioned me no little trouble in its solution. To be sure, I had
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heard of the student who, to prevent his falling asleep over his
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books, held in one hand a ball of copper, the din of whose descent
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into a basin of the same metal on the floor beside his chair, served
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effectually to startle him up, if, at any moment, he should be
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overcome with drowsiness. My own case, however, was very different
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indeed, and left me no room for any similar idea; for I did not wish
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to keep awake, but to be aroused from slumber at regular intervals
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of time. I at length hit upon the following expedient, which, simple
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as it may seem, was hailed by me, at the moment of discovery, as an
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invention fully equal to that of the telescope, the steam-engine, or
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the art of printing itself.
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It is necessary to premise, that the balloon, at the elevation now
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attained, continued its course upward with an even and undeviating
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ascent, and the car consequently followed with a steadiness so perfect
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that it would have been impossible to detect in it the slightest
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vacillation whatever. This circumstance favored me greatly in the
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project I now determined to adopt. My supply of water had been put
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on board in kegs containing five gallons each, and ranged very
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securely around the interior of the car. I unfastened one of these,
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and taking two ropes tied them tightly across the rim of the
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wicker-work from one side to the other; placing them about a foot
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apart and parallel so as to form a kind of shelf, upon which I
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placed the keg, and steadied it in a horizontal position. About
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eight inches immediately below these ropes, and four feet from the
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bottom of the car I fastened another shelf- but made of thin plank,
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being the only similar piece of wood I had. Upon this latter shelf,
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and exactly beneath one of the rims of the keg, a small earthern
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pitcher was deposited. I now bored a hole in the end of the keg over
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the pitcher, and fitted in a plug of soft wood, cut in a tapering or
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conical shape. This plug I pushed in or pulled out, as might happen,
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until, after a few experiments, it arrived at that exact degree of
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tightness, at which the water, oozing from the hole, and falling
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|
into the pitcher below, would fill the latter to the brim in the
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period of sixty minutes. This, of course, was a matter briefly and
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|
easily ascertained, by noticing the proportion of the pitcher filled
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in any given time. Having arranged all this, the rest of the plan is
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obvious. My bed was so contrived upon the floor of the car, as to
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bring my head, in lying down, immediately below the mouth of the
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pitcher. It was evident, that, at the expiration of an hour, the
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pitcher, getting full, would be forced to run over, and to run over at
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the mouth, which was somewhat lower than the rim. It was also evident,
|
|
that the water thus falling from a height of more than four feet,
|
|
could not do otherwise than fall upon my face, and that the sure
|
|
consequences would be, to waken me up instantaneously, even from the
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|
soundest slumber in the world.
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It was fully eleven by the time I had completed these
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arrangements, and I immediately betook myself to bed, with full
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|
confidence in the efficiency of my invention. Nor in this matter was I
|
|
disappointed. Punctually every sixty minutes was I aroused by my
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|
trusty chronometer, when, having emptied the pitcher into the
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bung-hole of the keg, and performed the duties of the condenser, I
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|
retired again to bed. These regular interruptions to my slumber caused
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|
me even less discomfort than I had anticipated; and when I finally
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|
arose for the day, it was seven o'clock, and the sun had attained many
|
|
degrees above the line of my horizon.
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April 3d. I found the balloon at an immense height indeed, and the
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|
earth's apparent convexity increased in a material degree. Below me in
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|
the ocean lay a cluster of black specks, which undoubtedly were
|
|
islands. Far away to the northward I perceived a thin, white, and
|
|
exceedingly brilliant line, or streak, on the edge of the horizon, and
|
|
I had no hesitation in supposing it to be the southern disk of the
|
|
ices of the Polar Sea. My curiosity was greatly excited, for I had
|
|
hopes of passing on much farther to the north, and might possibly,
|
|
at some period, find myself placed directly above the Pole itself. I
|
|
now lamented that my great elevation would, in this case, prevent my
|
|
taking as accurate a survey as I could wish. Much, however, might be
|
|
ascertained. Nothing else of an extraordinary nature occurred during
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|
the day. My apparatus all continued in good order, and the balloon
|
|
still ascended without any perceptible vacillation. The cold was
|
|
intense, and obliged me to wrap up closely in an overcoat. When
|
|
darkness came over the earth, I betook myself to bed, although it
|
|
was for many hours afterward broad daylight all around my immediate
|
|
situation. The water-clock was punctual in its duty, and I slept until
|
|
next morning soundly, with the exception of the periodical
|
|
interruption.
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|
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|
April 4th. Arose in good health and spirits, and was astonished at
|
|
the singular change which had taken place in the appearance of the
|
|
sea. It had lost, in a great measure, the deep tint of blue it had
|
|
hitherto worn, being now of a grayish-white, and of a lustre
|
|
dazzling to the eye. The islands were no longer visible; whether
|
|
they had passed down the horizon to the southeast, or whether my
|
|
increasing elevation had left them out of sight, it is impossible to
|
|
say. I was inclined, however, to the latter opinion. The rim of ice to
|
|
the northward was growing more and more apparent. Cold by no means
|
|
so intense. Nothing of importance occurred, and I passed the day in
|
|
reading, having taken care to supply myself with books.
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|
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|
April 5th. Beheld the singular phenomenon of the sun rising while
|
|
nearly the whole visible surface of the earth continued to be involved
|
|
in darkness. In time, however, the light spread itself over all, and I
|
|
again saw the line of ice to the northward. It was now very
|
|
distinct, and appeared of a much darker hue than the waters of the
|
|
ocean. I was evidently approaching it, and with great rapidity.
|
|
Fancied I could again distinguish a strip of land to the eastward, and
|
|
one also to the westward, but could not be certain. Weather
|
|
moderate. Nothing of any consequence happened during the day. Went
|
|
early to bed.
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|
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|
April 6th. Was surprised at finding the rim of ice at a very
|
|
moderate distance, and an immense field of the same material
|
|
stretching away off to the horizon in the north. It was evident that
|
|
if the balloon held its present course, it would soon arrive above the
|
|
Frozen Ocean, and I had now little doubt of ultimately seeing the
|
|
Pole. During the whole of the day I continued to near the ice.
|
|
Toward night the limits of my horizon very suddenly and materially
|
|
increased, owing undoubtedly to the earth's form being that of an
|
|
oblate spheroid, and my arriving above the flattened regions in the
|
|
vicinity of the Arctic circle. When darkness at length overtook me,
|
|
I went to bed in great anxiety, fearing to pass over the object of
|
|
so much curiosity when I should have no opportunity of observing it.
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|
|
|
April 7th. Arose early, and, to my great joy, at length beheld
|
|
what there could be no hesitation in supposing the northern Pole
|
|
itself. It was there, beyond a doubt, and immediately beneath my feet;
|
|
but, alas! I had now ascended to so vast a distance, that nothing
|
|
could with accuracy be discerned. Indeed, to judge from the
|
|
progression of the numbers indicating my various altitudes,
|
|
respectively, at different periods, between six A.M. on the second
|
|
of April, and twenty minutes before nine A.M. of the same day (at
|
|
which time the barometer ran down), it might be fairly inferred that
|
|
the balloon had now, at four o'clock in the morning of April the
|
|
seventh, reached a height of not less, certainly, than 7,254 miles
|
|
above the surface of the sea. This elevation may appear immense, but
|
|
the estimate upon which it is calculated gave a result in all
|
|
probability far inferior to the truth. At all events I undoubtedly
|
|
beheld the whole of the earth's major diameter; the entire northern
|
|
hemisphere lay beneath me like a chart orthographically projected: and
|
|
the great circle of the equator itself formed the boundary line of
|
|
my horizon. Your Excellencies may, however, readily imagine that the
|
|
confined regions hitherto unexplored within the limits of the Arctic
|
|
circle, although situated directly beneath me, and therefore seen
|
|
without any appearance of being foreshortened, were still, in
|
|
themselves, comparatively too diminutive, and at too great a
|
|
distance from the point of sight, to admit of any very accurate
|
|
examination. Nevertheless, what could be seen was of a nature singular
|
|
and exciting. Northwardly from that huge rim before mentioned, and
|
|
which, with slight qualification, may be called the limit of human
|
|
discovery in these regions, one unbroken, or nearly unbroken, sheet of
|
|
ice continues to extend. In the first few degrees of this its
|
|
progress, its surface is very sensibly flattened, farther on depressed
|
|
into a plane, and finally, becoming not a little concave, it
|
|
terminates, at the Pole itself, in a circular centre, sharply defined,
|
|
wbose apparent diameter subtended at the balloon an angle of about
|
|
sixty-five seconds, and whose dusky hue, varying in intensity, was, at
|
|
all times, darker than any other spot upon the visible hemisphere, and
|
|
occasionally deepened into the most absolute and impenetrable
|
|
blackness. Farther than this, little could be ascertained. By twelve
|
|
o'clock the circular centre had materially decreased in circumference,
|
|
and by seven P.M. I lost sight of it entirely; the balloon passing
|
|
over the western limb of the ice, and floating away rapidly in the
|
|
direction of the equator.
|
|
|
|
April 8th. Found a sensible diminution in the earth's apparent
|
|
diameter, besides a material alteration in its general color and
|
|
appearance. The whole visible area partook in different degrees of a
|
|
tint of pale yellow, and in some portions had acquired a brilliancy
|
|
even painful to the eye. My view downward was also considerably
|
|
impeded by the dense atmosphere in the vicinity of the surface being
|
|
loaded with clouds, between whose masses I could only now and then
|
|
obtain a glimpse of the earth itself. This difficulty of direct vision
|
|
had troubled me more or less for the last forty-eight hours; but my
|
|
present enormous elevation brought closer together, as it were, the
|
|
floating bodies of vapor, and the inconvenience became, of course,
|
|
more and more palpable in proportion to my ascent. Nevertheless, I
|
|
could easily perceive that the balloon now hovered above the range
|
|
of great lakes in the continent of North America, and was holding a
|
|
course, due south, which would bring me to the tropics. This
|
|
circumstance did not fail to give me the most heartful satisfaction,
|
|
and I hailed it as a happy omen of ultimate success. Indeed, the
|
|
direction I had hitherto taken, had filled me with uneasiness; for
|
|
it was evident that, had I continued it much longer, there would
|
|
have been no possibility of my arriving at the moon at all, whose
|
|
orbit is inclined to the ecliptic at only the small angle of 5 degrees
|
|
8' 48".
|
|
|
|
April 9th. To-day the earth's diameter was greatly diminished, and
|
|
the color of the surface assumed hourly a deeper tint of yellow. The
|
|
balloon kept steadily on her course to the southward, and arrived,
|
|
at nine P.M., over the northern edge of the Mexican Gulf.
|
|
|
|
April 10th. I was suddenly aroused from slumber, about five
|
|
o'clock this morning, by a loud, crackling, and terrific sound, for
|
|
which I could in no manner account. It was of very brief duration,
|
|
but, while it lasted resembled nothing in the world of which I had any
|
|
previous experience. It is needless to say that I became excessively
|
|
alarmed, having, in the first instance, attributed the noise to the
|
|
bursting of the balloon. I examined all my apparatus, however, with
|
|
great attention, and could discover nothing out of order. Spent a
|
|
great part of the day in meditating upon an occurrence so
|
|
extraordinary, but could find no means whatever of accounting for
|
|
it. Went to bed dissatisfied, and in a state of great anxiety and
|
|
agitation.
|
|
|
|
April 11th. Found a startling diminution in the apparent diameter of
|
|
the earth, and a considerable increase, now observable for the first
|
|
time, in that of the moon itself, which wanted only a few days of
|
|
being full. It now required long and excessive labor to condense
|
|
within the chamber sufficient atmospheric air for the sustenance of
|
|
life.
|
|
|
|
April 12th. A singular alteration took place in regard to the
|
|
direction of the balloon, and although fully anticipated, afforded
|
|
me the most unequivocal delight. Having reached, in its former course,
|
|
about the twentieth parallel of southern latitude, it turned off
|
|
suddenly, at an acute angle, to the eastward, and thus proceeded
|
|
throughout the day, keeping nearly, if not altogether, in the exact
|
|
plane of the lunar elipse. What was worthy of remark, a very
|
|
perceptible vacillation in the car was a consequence of this change of
|
|
route- a vacillation which prevailed, in a more or less degree, for a
|
|
period of many hours.
|
|
|
|
April 13th. Was again very much alarmed by a repetition of the loud,
|
|
crackling noise which terrified me on the tenth. Thought long upon the
|
|
subject, but was unable to form any satisfactory conclusion. Great
|
|
decrease in the earth's apparent diameter, which now subtended from
|
|
the balloon an angle of very little more than twenty-five degrees. The
|
|
moon could not be seen at all, being nearly in my zenith. I still
|
|
continued in the plane of the elipse, but made little progress to
|
|
the eastward.
|
|
|
|
April 14th. Extremely rapid decrease in the diameter of the earth.
|
|
To-day I became strongly impressed with the idea, that the balloon was
|
|
now actually running up the line of apsides to the point of perigee-
|
|
in other words, holding the direct course which would bring it
|
|
immediately to the moon in that part of its orbit the nearest to the
|
|
earth. The moon iself was directly overhead, and consequently hidden
|
|
from my view. Great and long-continued labor necessary for the
|
|
condensation of the atmosphere.
|
|
|
|
April 15th. Not even the outlines of continents and seas could now
|
|
be traced upon the earth with anything approaching distinctness. About
|
|
twelve o'clock I became aware, for the third time, of that appalling
|
|
sound which had so astonished me before. It now, however, continued
|
|
for some moments, and gathered intensity as it continued. At length,
|
|
while, stupefied and terror-stricken, I stood in expectation of I knew
|
|
not what hideous destruction, the car vibrated with excessive
|
|
violence, and a gigantic and flaming mass of some material which I
|
|
could not distinguish, came with a voice of a thousand thunders,
|
|
roaring and booming by the balloon. When my fears and astonishment had
|
|
in some degree subsided, I had little difficulty in supposing it to be
|
|
some mighty volcanic fragment ejected from that world to which I was
|
|
so rapidly approaching, and, in all probability, one of that
|
|
singular class of substances occasionally picked up on the earth,
|
|
and termed meteoric stones for want of a better appellation.
|
|
|
|
April 16th. To-day, looking upward as well as I could, through
|
|
each of the side windows alternately, I beheld, to my great delight, a
|
|
very small portion of the moon's disk protruding, as it were, on all
|
|
sides beyond the huge circumference of the balloon. My agitation was
|
|
extreme; for I had now little doubt of soon reaching the end of my
|
|
perilous voyage. Indeed, the labor now required by the condenser had
|
|
increased to a most oppressive degree, and allowed me scarcely any
|
|
respite from exertion. Sleep was a matter nearly out of the
|
|
question. I became quite ill, and my frame trembled with exhaustion.
|
|
It was impossible that human nature could endure this state of intense
|
|
suffering much longer. During the now brief interval of darkness a
|
|
meteoric stone again passed in my vicinity, and the frequency of these
|
|
phenomena began to occasion me much apprehension.
|
|
|
|
April 17th. This morning proved an epoch in my voyage. It will be
|
|
remembered that, on the thirteenth, the earth subtended an angular
|
|
breadth of twenty-five degrees. On the fourteenth this had greatly
|
|
diminished; on the fifteenth a still more remarkable decrease was
|
|
observable; and, on retiring on the night of the sixteenth, I had
|
|
noticed an angle of no more than about seven degrees and fifteen
|
|
minutes. What, therefore, must have been my amazement, on awakening
|
|
from a brief and disturbed slumber, on the morning of this day, the
|
|
seventeenth, at finding the surface beneath me so suddenly and
|
|
wonderfully augmented in volume, as to subtend no less than
|
|
thirty-nine degrees in apparent angular diameter! I was thunderstruck!
|
|
No words can give any adequate idea of the extreme, the absolute
|
|
horror and astonishment, with which I was seized possessed, and
|
|
altogether overwhelmed. My knees tottered beneath me- my teeth
|
|
chattered- my hair started up on end. "The balloon, then, had
|
|
actually burst!" These were the first tumultuous ideas that hurried
|
|
through my mind: "The balloon had positively burst!- I was
|
|
falling- falling with the most impetuous, the most unparalleled
|
|
velocity! To judge by the immense distance already so quickly passed
|
|
over, it could not be more than ten minutes, at the farthest, before I
|
|
should meet the surface of the earth, and be hurled into
|
|
annihilation!" But at length reflection came to my relief. I paused; I
|
|
considered; and I began to doubt. The matter was impossible. I could
|
|
not in any reason have so rapidly come down. Besides, although I was
|
|
evidently approaching the surface below me, it was with a speed by
|
|
no means commensurate with the velocity I had at first so horribly
|
|
conceived. This consideration served to calm the perturbation of my
|
|
mind, and I finally succeeded in regarding the phenomenon in its
|
|
proper point of view. In fact, amazement must have fairly deprived
|
|
me of my senses, when I could not see the vast difference, in
|
|
appearance, between the surface below me, and the surface of my
|
|
mother earth. The latter was indeed over my head, and completely
|
|
hidden by the balloon, while the moon- the moon itself in all its
|
|
glory- lay beneath me, and at my feet.
|
|
|
|
The stupor and surprise produced in my mind by this extraordinary
|
|
change in the posture of affairs was perhaps, after all, that part
|
|
of the adventure least susceptible of explanation. For the
|
|
bouleversement in itself was not only natural and inevitable, but
|
|
had been long actually anticipated as a circumstance to be expected
|
|
whenever I should arrive at that exact point of my voyage where the
|
|
attraction of the planet should be superseded by the attraction of the
|
|
satellite- or, more precisely, where the gravitation of the balloon
|
|
toward the earth should be less powerful than its gravitation toward
|
|
the moon. To be sure I arose from a sound slumber, with all my
|
|
senses in confusion, to the contemplation of a very startling
|
|
phenomenon, and one which, although expected, was not expected at
|
|
the moment. The revolution itself must, of course, have taken place in
|
|
an easy and gradual manner, and it is by no means clear that, had I
|
|
even been awake at the time of the occurrence, I should have been made
|
|
aware of it by any internal evidence of an inversion- that is to say,
|
|
by any inconvenience or disarrangement, either about my person or
|
|
about my apparatus.
|
|
|
|
It is almost needless to say that, upon coming to a due sense of
|
|
my situation, and emerging from the terror which had absorbed every
|
|
faculty of my soul, my attention was, in the first place, wholly
|
|
directed to the contemplation of the general physical appearance of
|
|
the moon. It lay beneath me like a chart- and although I judged it to
|
|
be still at no inconsiderable distance, the indentures of its
|
|
surface were defined to my vision with a most striking and
|
|
altogether unaccountable distinctness. The entire absence of ocean
|
|
or sea, and indeed of any lake or river, or body of water
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whatsoever, struck me, at first glance, as the most extraordinary
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feature in its geological condition. Yet, strange to say, I beheld
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vast level regions of a character decidedly alluvial, although by
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far the greater portion of the hemisphere in sight was covered with
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innumerable volcanic mountains, conical in shape, and having more
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the appearance of artificial than of natural protuberance. The highest
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among them does not exceed three and three-quarter miles in
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perpendicular elevation; but a map of the volcanic districts of the
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Campi Phlegraei would afford to your Excellencies a better idea of
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their general surface than any unworthy description I might think
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proper to attempt. The greater part of them were in a state of
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evident eruption, and gave me fearfully to understand their fury and
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their power, by the repeated thunders of the miscalled meteoric
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stones, which now rushed upward by the balloon with a frequency more
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and more appalling.
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April 18th. To-day I found an enormous increase in the moon's
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apparent bulk- and the evidently accelerated velocity of my descent
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began to fill me with alarm. It will be remembered, that, in the
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earliest stage of my speculations upon the possibility of a passage to
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the moon, the existence, in its vicinity, of an atmosphere, dense in
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proportion to the bulk of the planet, had entered largely into my
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calculations; this too in spite of many theories to the contrary, and,
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it may be added, in spite of a general disbelief in the existence of
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any lunar atmosphere at all. But, in addition to what I have already
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urged in regard to Encke's comet and the zodiacal light, I had been
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strengthened in my opinion by certain observations of Mr. Schroeter,
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of Lilienthal. He observed the moon when two days and a half old, in
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the evening soon after sunset, before the dark part was visible, and
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continued to watch it until it became visible. The two cusps
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appeared tapering in a very sharp faint prolongation, each
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exhibiting its farthest extremity faintly illuminated by the solar
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rays, before any part of the dark hemisphere was visible. Soon
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afterward, the whole dark limb became illuminated. This prolongation
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of the cusps beyond the semicircle, I thought, must have arisen from
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the refraction of the sun's rays by the moon's atmosphere. I computed,
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also, the height of the atmosphere (which could refract light enough
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into its dark hemisphere to produce a twilight more luminous than
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the light reflected from the earth when the moon is about 32 degrees
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from the new) to be 1,356 Paris feet; in this view, I supposed the
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greatest height capable of refracting the solar ray, to be 5,376 feet.
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My ideas on this topic had also received confirmation by a passage
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in the eighty-second volume of the Philosophical Transactions, in
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which it is stated that at an occultation of Jupiter's satellites, the
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third disappeared after having been about 1" or 2" of time indistinct,
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and the fourth became indiscernible near the limb.*
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*Havelius writes that he has several times found, in skies perfectly
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clear, when even stars of the sixth and seventh magnitude were
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conspicuous, that, at the same altitude of the moon, at the same
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elongation from the earth, and with one and the same excellent
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telescope, the moon and its maculae did not appear equally lucid at
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all times. From the circumstances of the observation, it is evident
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that the cause of this phenomenon is not either in our air, in the
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tube, in the moon, or in the eye of the spectator, but must be
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looked for in something (an atmosphere?) existing about the moon.
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Cassini frequently observed Saturn, Jupiter, and the fixed stars,
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when approaching the moon to occultation, to have their circular
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figure changed into an oval one; and, in other occultations, he
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found no alteration of figure at all. Hence it might be supposed, that
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at some times and not at others, there is a dense matter
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encompassing the moon wherein the rays of the stars are refracted.
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Upon the resistance or, more properly, upon the support of an
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atmosphere, existing in the state of density imagined, I had, of
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course, entirely depended for the safety of my ultimate descent.
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Should I then, after all, prove to have been mistaken, I had in
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consequence nothing better to expect, as a finale to my adventure,
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than being dashed into atoms against the rugged surface of the
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satellite. And, indeed, I had now every reason to be terrified. My
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distance from the moon was comparatively trifling, while the labor
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required by the condenser was diminished not at all, and I could
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discover no indication whatever of a decreasing rarity in the air.
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April 19th. This morning, to my great joy, about nine o'clock, the
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surface of the moon being frightfully near, and my apprehensions
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excited to the utmost, the pump of my condenser at length gave evident
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tokens of an alteration in the atmosphere. By ten, I had reason to
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believe its density considerably increased. By eleven, very little
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labor was necessary at the apparatus; and at twelve o'clock, with some
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hesitation, I ventured to unscrew the tourniquet, when, finding no
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inconvenience from having done so, I finally threw open the
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gum-elastic chamber, and unrigged it from around the car. As might
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have been expected, spasms and violent headache were the immediate
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|
consequences of an experiment so precipitate and full of danger. But
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these and other difficulties attending respiration, as they were by no
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means so great as to put me in peril of my life, I determined to
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endure as I best could, in consideration of my leaving them behind
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me momently in my approach to the denser strata near the moon. This
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approach, however, was still impetuous in the extreme; and it soon
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|
became alarmingly certain that, although I had probably not been
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deceived in the expectation of an atmosphere dense in proportion to
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|
the mass of the satellite, still I had been wrong in supposing this
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density, even at the surface, at all adequate to the support of the
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|
great weight contained in the car of my balloon. Yet this should
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|
have been the case, and in an equal degree as at the surface of the
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earth, the actual gravity of bodies at either planet supposed in the
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|
ratio of the atmospheric condensation. That it was not the case,
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|
however, my precipitous downfall gave testimony enough; why it was not
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so, can only be explained by a reference to those possible
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|
geological disturbances to which I have formerly alluded. At all
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|
events I was now close upon the planet, and coming down with the
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most terrible impetuosity. I lost not a moment, accordingly, in
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throwing overboard first my ballast, then my water-kegs, then my
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condensing apparatus and gum-elastic chamber, and finally every
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|
article within the car. But it was all to no purpose. I still fell
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|
with horrible rapidity, and was now not more than half a mile from the
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surface. As a last resource, therefore, having got rid of my coat,
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hat, and boots, I cut loose from the balloon the car itself, which was
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|
of no inconsiderable weight, and thus, clinging with both hands to the
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net-work, I had barely time to observe that the whole country, as
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|
far as the eye could reach, was thickly interspersed with diminutive
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habitations, ere I tumbled headlong into the very heart of a
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|
fantastical-looking city, and into the middle of a vast crowd of
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ugly little people, who none of them uttered a single syllable, or
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|
gave themselves the least trouble to render me assistance, but
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|
stood, like a parcel of idiots, grinning in a ludicrous manner, and
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|
eyeing me and my balloon askant, with their arms set a-kimbo. I turned
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|
from them in contempt, and, gazing upward at the earth so lately left,
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|
and left perhaps for ever, beheld it like a huge, dull, copper shield,
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|
about two degrees in diameter, fixed immovably in the heavens
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|
overhead, and tipped on one of its edges with a crescent border of the
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|
most brilliant gold. No traces of land or water could be discovered,
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|
and the whole was clouded with variable spots, and belted with
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|
tropical and equatorial zones.
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Thus, may it please your Excellencies, after a series of great
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anxieties, unheard of dangers, and unparalleled escapes, I had, at
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|
length, on the nineteenth day of my departure from Rotterdam,
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|
arrived in safety at the conclusion of a voyage undoubtedly the most
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|
extraordinary, and the most momentous, ever accomplished,
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|
undertaken, or conceived by any denizen of earth. But my adventures
|
|
yet remain to be related. And indeed your Excellencies may well
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|
imagine that, after a residence of five years upon a planet not only
|
|
deeply interesting in its own peculiar character, but rendered
|
|
doubly so by its intimate connection, in capacity of satellite, with
|
|
the world inhabited by man, I may have intelligence for the private
|
|
ear of the States' College of Astronomers of far more importance
|
|
than the details, however wonderful, of the mere voyage which so
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|
happily concluded. This is, in fact, the case. I have much- very much
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|
which it would give me the greatest pleasure to communicate. I have
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|
much to say of the climate of the planet; of its wonderful
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|
alternations of heat and cold, of unmitigated and burning sunshine for
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|
one fortnight, and more than polar frigidity for the next; of a
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|
constant transfer of moisture, by distillation like that in vacuo,
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|
from the point beneath the sun to the point the farthest from it; of a
|
|
variable zone of running water, of the people themselves; of their
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|
manners, customs, and political institutions; of their peculiar
|
|
physical construction; of their ugliness; of their want of ears, those
|
|
useless appendages in an atmosphere so peculiarly modified; of their
|
|
consequent ignorance of the use and properties of speech; of their
|
|
substitute for speech in a singular method of inter-communication;
|
|
of the incomprehensible connection between each particular
|
|
individual in the moon with some particular individual on the
|
|
earth- a connection analogous with, and depending upon, that of the
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|
orbs of the planet and the satellites, and by means of which the lives
|
|
and destinies of the inhabitants of the one are interwoven with the
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|
lives and destinies of the inhabitants of the other; and above all, if
|
|
it so please your Excellencies- above all, of those dark and hideous
|
|
mysteries which lie in the outer regions of the moon- regions which,
|
|
owing to the almost miraculous accordance of the satellite's
|
|
rotation on its own axis with its sidereal revolution about the earth,
|
|
have never yet been turned, and, by God's mercy, never shall be
|
|
turned, to the scrutiny of the telescopes of man. All this, and more-
|
|
much more- would I most willingly detail. But, to be brief, I must
|
|
have my reward. I am pining for a return to my family and to my
|
|
home, and as the price of any farther communication on my part- in
|
|
consideration of the light which I have it in my power to throw upon
|
|
many very important branches of physical and metaphysical science- I
|
|
must solicit, through the influence of your honorable body, a pardon
|
|
for the crime of which I have been guilty in the death of the
|
|
creditors upon my departure from Rotterdam. This, then, is the
|
|
object of the present paper. Its bearer, an inhabitant of the moon,
|
|
whom I have prevailed upon, and properly instructed, to be my
|
|
messenger to the earth, will await your Excellencies' pleasure, and
|
|
return to me with the pardon in question, if it can, in any manner, be
|
|
obtained.
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I have the honor to be, etc., your Excellencies' very humble
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|
servant,
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HANS PHAALL.
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Upon finishing the perusal of this very extraordinary document,
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|
Professor Rub-a-dub, it is said, dropped his pipe upon the ground in
|
|
the extremity of his surprise, and Mynheer Superbus Von Underduk
|
|
having taken off his spectacles, wiped them, and deposited them in his
|
|
pocket, so far forgot both himself and his dignity, as to turn round
|
|
three times upon his heel in the quintessence of astonishment and
|
|
admiration. There was no doubt about the matter- the pardon should be
|
|
obtained. So at least swore, with a round oath, Professor Rub-a-dub,
|
|
and so finally thought the illustrious Von Underduk, as he took the
|
|
arm of his brother in science, and without saying a word, began to
|
|
make the best of his way home to deliberate upon the measures to be
|
|
adopted. Having reached the door, however, of the burgomaster's
|
|
dwelling, the professor ventured to suggest that as the messenger
|
|
had thought proper to disappear- no doubt frightened to death by the
|
|
savage appearance of the burghers of Rotterdam- the pardon would be
|
|
of little use, as no one but a man of the moon would undertake a
|
|
voyage to so vast a distance. To the truth of this observation the
|
|
burgomaster assented, and the matter was therefore at an end. Not
|
|
so, however, rumors and speculations. The letter, having been
|
|
published, gave rise to a variety of gossip and opinion. Some of the
|
|
over-wise even made themselves ridiculous by decrying the whole
|
|
business; as nothing better than a hoax. But hoax, with these sort
|
|
of people, is, I believe, a general term for all matters above their
|
|
comprehension. For my part, I cannot conceive upon what data they have
|
|
founded such an accusation. Let us see what they say:
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|
|
Imprimus. That certain wags in Rotterdam have certain especial
|
|
antipathies to certain burgomasters and astronomers.
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|
Don't understand at all.
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|
Secondly. That an odd little dwarf and bottle conjurer, both of
|
|
whose ears, for some misdemeanor, have been cut off close to his head,
|
|
has been missing for several days from the neighboring city of Bruges.
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|
Well- what of that?
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|
Thirdly. That the newspapers which were stuck all over the little
|
|
balloon were newspapers of Holland, and therefore could not have
|
|
been made in the moon. They were dirty papers- very dirty- and Gluck,
|
|
the printer, would take his Bible oath to their having been printed in
|
|
Rotterdam.
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|
He was mistaken- undoubtedly- mistaken.
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|
|
Fourthly, That Hans Phaall himself, the druken villain, and the
|
|
three very idle gentlemen styled his creditors, were all seen, no
|
|
longer than two or three days ago, in a tippling house in the suburbs,
|
|
having just returned, with money in their pockets, from a trip
|
|
beyond the sea.
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|
|
|
Don't believe it- don't believe a word of it.
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|
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|
Lastly. That it is an opinion very generally received, or which
|
|
ought to be generally received, that the College of Astronomers in the
|
|
city of Rotterdam, as well as other colleges in all other parts of the
|
|
world,- not to mention colleges and astronomers in general,- are, to
|
|
say the least of the matter, not a whit better, nor greater, nor
|
|
wiser than they ought to be.
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THE END
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