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814 lines
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1852
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TWICE-TOLD TALES
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FEATHERTOP: A MORALIZED LEGEND
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by Nathaniel Hawthorne
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DICKON," cried Mother Rigby, "a coal for my pipe!" The pipe was
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in the old dame's mouth when she said these words. She had thrust it
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there after filling it with tobacco, but without stooping to light
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it at the hearth, where indeed there was no appearance of a fire
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having been kindled that morning. Forthwith, however, as soon as the
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order was given, there was an intense red glow out of the bowl of
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the pipe, and a whiff of smoke from Mother Rigby's lips. Whence the
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coal came, and how brought thither by an invisible hand, I have
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never been able to discover.
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"Good!" quoth Mother Rigby, with a nod of her head. "Thank ye,
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Dickon! And now for making this scarecrow. Be within call, Dickon,
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in case I need you again."
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The good woman had risen thus early (for as yet it was
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scarcely sunrise) in order to set about making a scarecrow, which
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she intended to put in the middle of her corn-patch. It was now the
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latter week of May, and the crows and blackbirds had already
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discovered the little, green, rolled-up leaf of the Indian corn just
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peeping out of the soil. She was determined, therefore, to contrive as
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lifelike a scarecrow as ever was seen, and to finish it immediately,
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from top to toe, so that it should begin its sentinel's duty that very
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morning. Now Mother Rigby (as everybody must have heard) was one of
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the most cunning and potent witches in New England, and might, with
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very little trouble, have made a scarecrow ugly enough to frighten the
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minister himself. But on this occasion, as she had awakened in an
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uncommonly pleasant humor, and was further dulcified by her pipe of
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tobacco, she resolved to produce something fine, beautiful, and
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splendid, rather than hideous and horrible.
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"I don't want to set up a hobgoblin in my own corn-patch, and
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almost at my own doorstep," said Mother Rigby to herself, puffing
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out a whiff of smoke; "I could do it if I pleased, but I'm tired of
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doing marvellous things, and so I'll keep within the bounds of
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everyday business just for variety's sake. Besides, there is no use in
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scaring the little children for a mile roundabout, though 'tis true
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I'm a witch."
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It was settled, therefore, in her own mind, that the scarecrow
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should represent a fine gentleman of the period, so far as the
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materials at hand would allow. Perhaps it may be as well to
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enumerate the chief of the articles that went to the composition of
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this figure.
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The most important item of all, probably, although it made so
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little show, was a certain broomstick, on which Mother Rigby had taken
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many an airy gallop at midnight, and which now served the scarecrow by
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way of a spinal column, or, as the unlearned phrase it, a backbone.
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One of its arms was a disabled flail which used to be wielded by
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Goodman Rigby, before his spouse worried him out of this troublesome
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world; the other, if I mistake not, was composed of the pudding
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stick and a broken rung of a chair, tied loosely together at the
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elbow. As for its legs, the right was a hoe handle, and the left an
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undistinguished and miscellaneous stick from the woodpile. Its
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lungs, stomach, and other affairs of that kind were nothing better
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than a meal bag stuffed with straw. Thus we have made out the skeleton
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and entire corporosity of the scarecrow, with the exception of its
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head; and this was admirably supplied by a somewhat withered and
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shrivelled pumpkin, in which Mother Rigby cut two holes for the
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eyes, and a slit for the mouth, leaving a bluish-colored knob in the
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middle to pass for a nose. It was really quite a respectable face.
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"I've seen worse ones on human shoulders, at any rate," said Mother
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Rigby. "And many a fine gentleman has a pumpkin head, as well as my
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scarecrow."
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But the clothes, in this case, were to be the making of the man. So
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the good old woman took down from a peg an ancient plum-colored coat
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of London make, and with relics of embroidery on its seams, cuffs,
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pocket-flaps, and button-holes, but lamentably worn and faded, patched
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at the elbows, tattered at the skirts, and threadbare all over. On the
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left breast was a round hole, whence either a star of nobility had
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been rent away, or else the hot heart of some former wearer had
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scorched it through and through. The neighbors said that this rich
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garment belonged to the Black Man's wardrobe, and that he kept it at
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Mother Rigby's cottage for the convenience of slipping it on
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whenever he wished to make a grand appearance at the governor's table.
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To match the coat there was a velvet waistcoat of very ample size, and
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formerly embroidered with foliage that had been as brightly golden
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as the maple leaves in October, but which had now quite vanished out
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of the substance of the velvet. Next came a pair of scarlet
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breeches, once worn by the French governor of Louisbourg, and the
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knees of which had touched the lower step of the throne of Louis le
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Grand. The Frenchman had given these small-clothes to an Indian
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powwow, who parted with them to the old witch for a gill of strong
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waters, at one of their dances in the forest. Furthermore, Mother
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Rigby produced a pair of silk stockings and put them on the figure's
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legs, where they showed as unsubstantial as a dream, with the wooden
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reality of the two sticks making itself miserably apparent through the
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holes. Lastly, she put her dead husband's wig on the bare scalp of the
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pumpkin, and surmounted the whole with a dusty three-cornered hat,
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in which was stuck the longest tail feather of a rooster.
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Then the old dame stood the figure up in a corner of her cottage
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and chuckled to behold its yellow semblance of a visage, with its
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nobby little nose thrust into the air. It had a strangely
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self-satisfied aspect, and seemed to say, "Come look at me!"
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"And you are well worth looking at, that's a fact!" quoth Mother
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Rigby, in admiration at her own handiwork. "I've made many a puppet
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since I've been a witch, but methinks this is the finest of them
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all. 'Tis almost too good for a scarecrow. And, by the by, I'll just
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fill a fresh pipe of tobacco and then take him out to the corn-patch."
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While filling her pipe the old woman continued to gaze with
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almost motherly affection at the figure in the corner. To say the
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truth, whether it were chance, or skill, or downright witchcraft,
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there was something wonderfully human in this ridiculous shape,
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bedizened with its tattered finery; and as for the countenance, it
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appeared to shrivel its yellow surface into a grin- a funny kind of
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expression betwixt scorn and merriment, as if it understood itself
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to be a jest at mankind. The more Mother Rigby looked the better she
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was pleased.
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"Dickon," cried she sharply, "another coal for my pipe!"
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Hardly had she spoken, than, just as before, there was a
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red-glowing coal on the top of the tobacco. She drew in a long whiff
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and puffed it forth again into the bar of morning sunshine which
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struggled through the one dusty pane of her cottage window. Mother
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Rigby always liked to flavor her pipe with a coal of fire from the
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particular chimney corner whence this had been brought. But where that
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chimney corner might be, or who brought the coal from it- further than
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that the invisible messenger seemed to respond to the name of
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Dickon- I cannot tell.
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"That puppet yonder," thought Mother Rigby, still with her eyes
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fixed on the scarecrow, "is too good a piece of work to stand all
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summer in a corn-patch, frightening away the crows and blackbirds.
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He's capable of better things. Why, I've danced with a worse one, when
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partners happened to be scarce, at our witch meetings in the forest!
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What if I should let him take his chance among the other men of
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straw and empty fellows who go bustling about the world?"
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The old witch took three or four more whiffs of her pipe and
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smiled.
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"He'll meet plenty of his brethren at every street corner!"
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continued she. "Well; I didn't mean to dabble in witchcraft today,
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further than the lighting of my pipe, but a witch I am, and a witch
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I'm likely to be, and there's no use trying to shirk it. I'll make a
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man of my scarecrow, were it only for the joke's sake!"
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While muttering these words, Mother Rigby took the pipe from her
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own mouth and thrust it into the crevice which represented the same
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feature in the pumpkin visage of the scarecrow.
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"Puff, darling, puff!" said she. "Puff away, my fine fellow! your
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life depends on it!"
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This was a strange exhortation, undoubtedly, to be addressed to a
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mere thing of sticks, straw, and old clothes, with nothing better than
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a shrivelled pumpkin for a head- as we know to have been the
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scarecrow's case. Nevertheless, as we must carefully hold in
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remembrance, Mother Rigby was a witch of singular power and dexterity;
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and, keeping this fact duly before our minds, we shall see nothing
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beyond credibility in the remarkable incidents of our story. Indeed,
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the great difficulty will be at once got over, if we can only bring
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ourselves to believe that, as soon as the old dame bade him puff,
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there came a whiff of smoke from the scarecrow's mouth. It was the
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very feeblest of whiffs, to be sure; but it was followed by another
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and another, each more decided than the preceding one.
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"Puff away, my pet! puff away, my pretty one!" Mother Rigby kept
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repeating, with her pleasantest smile. "It is the breath of life to
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ye; and that you may take my word for."
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Beyond all question the pipe was bewitched. There must have been
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a spell either in the tobacco or in the fiercely-glowing coal that
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so mysteriously burned on top of it, or in the pungently-aromatic
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smoke which exhaled from the kindled weed. The figure, after a few
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doubtful attempts, at length blew forth a volley of smoke extending
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all the way from the obscure corner into the bar of sunshine. There it
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eddied and melted away among the motes of dust. It seemed a convulsive
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effort; for the two or three next whiffs were fainter, although the
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coal still glowed and threw a gleam over the scarecrow's visage. The
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old witch clapped her skinny hands together, and smiled
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encouragingly upon her handiwork. She saw that the charm worked
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well. The shrivelled, yellow face, which heretofore had been no face
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at all, had already a thin, fantastic haze, as it were of human
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likeness, shifting to and fro across it: sometimes vanishing entirely,
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but growing more perceptible than ever with the next whiff from the
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pipe. The whole figure, in like manner, assumed a show of life, such
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as we impart to ill-defined shapes among the clouds, and half
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deceive ourselves with the pastime of our own fancy.
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If we must needs pry closely into the matter, it may be doubted
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whether there was any real change, after all, in the sordid,
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wornout, worthless, and ill-jointed substance of the scarecrow; but
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merely a spectral illusion, and a cunning effect of light and shade so
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colored and contrived as to delude the eyes of most men. The
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miracles of witchcraft seem always to have had a very shallow
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subtlety; and, at least, if the above explanation do not hit the truth
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of the process, I can suggest no better.
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"Well puffed, my pretty lad!" still cried old Mother Rigby.
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"Come, another good stout whiff, and let it be with might and main.
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Puff for thy life, I tell thee! Puff out of the very bottom of thy
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heart, if any heart thou hast, or any bottom to it! Well done,
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again! Thou didst suck in that mouthful as if for the pure love of
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it."
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And then the witch beckoned to the scarecrow, throwing so much
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magnetic potency into her gesture that it seemed as if it must
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inevitably be obeyed, like the mystic call of the loadstone when it
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summons the iron.
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"Why lurkest thou in the corner, lazy one?" said she. "Step
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forth! Thou hast the world before thee!"
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Upon my word, if the legend were not one which I heard on my
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grandmother's knee, and which had established its place among things
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credible before my childish judgment could analyze its probability,
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I question whether I should have the face to tell it now.
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In obedience to Mother Rigby's word, and extending its arm as if to
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reach her outstretched hand, the figure made a step forward- a kind of
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hitch and jerk, however, rather than a step- then tottered and
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almost lost its balance. What could the witch expect? It was
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nothing, after all, but a scarecrow stuck upon two sticks. But the
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strong-willed old beldam scowled, and beckoned, and flung the energy
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of her purpose so forcibly at this poor combination of rotten wood,
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and musty straw, and ragged garments, that it was compelled to show
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itself a man, in spite of the reality of things. So it stepped into
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the bar of sunshine. There it stood- poor devil of a contrivance
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that it was!- with only the thinnest vesture of human similitude about
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it, through which was evident the stiff, rickety, incongruous,
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faded, tattered, good-for-nothing patchwork of its substance, ready to
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sink in a heap upon the floor, as conscious of its own unworthiness to
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be erect. Shall I confess the truth? At its present point of
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vivification, the scarecrow reminds me of some of the lukewarm and
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abortive characters, composed of heterogeneous materials, used for the
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thousandth time, and never worth using, with which romance writers
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(and myself, no doubt, among the rest) have so over-peopled the
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world of fiction.
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But the fierce old hag began to get angry and show a glimpse of her
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diabolic nature (like a snake's head, peeping with a hiss out of her
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bosom), at this pusillanimous behavior of the thing which she had
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taken the trouble to put together.
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"Puff away, wretch!" cried she, wrathfully. "Puff, puff, puff, thou
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thing of straw and emptiness! thou rag or two! thou meal bag! thou
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pumpkin head! thou nothing! Where shall I find a name vile enough to
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call thee by? Puff, I say, and suck in thy fantastic life along with
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the smoke! else I snatch the pipe from thy mouth and hurl thee where
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that red coal came from."
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Thus threatened, the unhappy scarecrow had nothing for it but to
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puff away for dear life. As need was, therefore, it applied itself
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lustily to the pipe, and sent forth such abundant volleys of tobacco
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smoke that the small cottage kitchen became all vaporous. The one
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sunbeam struggled mistily through, and could but imperfectly define
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the image of the cracked and dusty window pane on the opposite wall.
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Mother Rigby, meanwhile, with one brown arm akimbo and the other
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stretched towards the figure, loomed grimly amid the obscurity with
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such port and expression as when she was wont to heave a ponderous
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nightmare on her victims and stand at the bedside to enjoy their
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agony. In fear and trembling did this poor scarecrow puff. But its
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efforts, it must be acknowledged, served an excellent purpose; for,
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with each successive whiff, the figure lost more and more of its dizzy
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and perplexing tenuity and seemed to take denser substance. Its very
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garments, moreover, partook of the magical change, and shone with
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the gloss of novelty and glistened with the skilfully embroidered gold
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that had long ago been rent away. And, half revealed among the
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smoke, a yellow visage bent its lustreless eyes on Mother Rigby.
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At last the old witch clinched her fist and shook it at the figure.
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Not that she was positively angry, but merely acting on the principle-
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perhaps untrue, or not the only truth, though as high a one as
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Mother Rigby could be expected to attain- that feeble and torpid
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natures, being incapable of better inspiration, must be stirred up
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by fear. But here was the crisis. Should she fail in what she now
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sought to effect, it was her ruthless purpose to scatter the miserable
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simulacre into its original elements.
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"Thou hast a man's aspect," said she, sternly. "Have also the
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echo and mockery of a voice! I bid thee speak!"
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The scarecrow gasped, struggled, and at length emitted a murmur,
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which was so incorporated with its smoky breath that you could
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scarcely tell whether it were indeed a voice or only a whiff of
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tobacco. Some narrators of this legend hold the opinion that Mother
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Rigby's conjurations and the fierceness of her will had compelled a
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familiar spirit into the figure, and that the voice was his.
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"Mother," mumbled the poor stifled voice, "be not so awful with me!
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I would fain speak; but being without wits, what can I say?"
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"Thou canst speak, darling, canst thou?" cried Mother Rigby,
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relaxing her grim countenance into a smile. "And what shalt thou
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say, quotha! Say, indeed! Art thou of the brotherhood of the empty
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skull, and demandest of me what thou shalt say? Thou shalt say a
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thousand things, and saying them a thousand times over, thou shalt
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still have said nothing! Be not afraid, I tell thee! When thou
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comest into the world (whither I purpose sending thee forthwith)
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thou shalt not lack the wherewithal to talk. Talk! Why, thou shalt
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babble like a mill-stream, if thou wilt. Thou hast brains enough for
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that, I trow!"
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"At your service, mother," responded the figure.
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"And that was well said, my pretty one," answered Mother Rigby.
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"Then thou speakest like thyself, and meant nothing. Thou shalt have a
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hundred such set phrases, and five hundred to the boot of them. And
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now, darling, I have taken so much pains with thee and thou art so
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beautiful, that, by my troth, I love thee better than any witch's
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puppet in the world; and I've made them of all sorts- clay, wax,
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sticks, night fog, morning mist, sea foam, and chimney smoke. But thou
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art the very best. So give heed to what I say."
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"Yes, kind mother," said the figure, "with all my heart!"
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"With all thy heart!" cried the old witch, setting her hands to her
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sides and laughing loudly. "Thou hast such a pretty way of speaking.
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With all thy heart! And thou didst put thy hand to the left side of
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thy waistcoat as if thou really hadst one!"
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So now, in high good humor with this fantastic contrivance of hers,
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Mother Rigby told the scarecrow that it must go and play its part in
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the great world, where not one man in a hundred, she affirmed, was
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gifted with more real substance than itself. And, that he might hold
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up his head with the best of them, she endowed him, on the spot,
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with an unreckonable amount of wealth. It consisted partly of a gold
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mine in Eldorado, and of ten thousand shares in a broken bubble, and
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of half a million acres of vineyard at the North Pole, and of a castle
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in the air, and a chateau in Spain, together with all the rents and
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income therefrom accruing. She further made over to him the cargo of a
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certain ship, laden with salt of Cadiz, which she herself, by her
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necromantic arts, had caused to founder, ten years before, in the
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deepest part of mid-ocean. If the salt were not dissolved, and could
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be brought to market, it would fetch a pretty penny among the
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fishermen. That he might not lack ready money, she gave him a copper
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farthing of Birmingham manufacture, being all the coin she had about
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her, and likewise a great deal of brass, which she applied to his
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forehead, thus making it yellower than ever.
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"With that brass alone," quoth Mother Rigby, "thou canst pay thy
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way all over the earth. Kiss me, pretty darling! I have done my best
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for thee."
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Furthermore, that the adventurer might lack no possible advantage
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towards a fair start in life, this excellent old dame gave him a token
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by which he was to introduce himself to a certain magistrate, member
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of the council, merchant, and elder of the church (the four capacities
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constituting but one man), who stood at the head of society in the
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neighboring metropolis. The token was neither more nor less than a
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single word, which Mother Rigby whispered to the scarecrow, and
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which the scarecrow was to whisper to the merchant.
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"Gouty as the old fellow is, he'll run thy errands for thee, when
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once thou hast given him that word in his ear," said the old witch.
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"Mother Rigby knows the worshipful Justice Gookin, and the
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worshipful Justice knows Mother Rigby!"
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Here the witch thrust her wrinkled face close to the puppet's,
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chuckling irrepressibly, and fidgeting all through her system with
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delight at the idea which she meant to communicate.
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"The worshipful Master Gookin," whispered she, "hath a comely
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maiden to his daughter. And hark ye, my pet! Thou hast a fair outside,
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and a pretty wit enough of thine own. Yea, a pretty wit enough! Thou
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wilt think better of it when thou hast seen more of other people's
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wits. Now, with thy outside and thy inside, thou art the very man to
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win a young girl's heart. Never doubt it! I tell thee it shall be
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so. Put but a bold face on the matter, sigh, smile, flourish thy
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hat, thrust forth thy leg like a dancing-master, put thy right hand to
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the left side of thy waistcoat, and pretty Polly Gookin is thine own!"
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All this while the new creature had been sucking in and exhaling
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the vapory fragrance of his pipe, and seemed now to continue this
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occupation as much for the enjoyment it afforded as because it was
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an essential condition of his existence. It was wonderful to see how
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exceedingly like a human being it behaved. Its eyes (for it appeared
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to possess a pair) were bent on Mother Rigby, and at suitable
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junctures it nodded or shook its head. Neither did it lack words
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proper for the occasion: "Really! Indeed! Pray tell me! Is it
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possible! Upon my word! By no means! Oh! Ah! Hem!" and other such
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weighty utterances as imply attention, inquiry, acquiescence, or
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dissent on the part of the auditor. Even had you stood by and seen the
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scarecrow made, you could scarcely have resisted the conviction that
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it perfectly understood the cunning counsels which the old witch
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poured into its counterfeit of an ear. The more earnestly it applied
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its lips to the pipe, the more distinctly was its human likeness
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stamped among visible realities, the more sagacious grew its
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expression, the more lifelike its gestures and movements, and the more
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intelligibly audible its voice. Its garments, too, glistened so much
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the brighter with an illusory magnificence. The very pipe, in which
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burned the spell of all this wonderwork, ceased to appear as a
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smoke-blackened earthen stump, and became a meerschaum, with painted
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bowl and amber mouthpiece.
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It might be apprehended, however, that as the life of the
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illusion seemed identical with the vapor of the pipe, it would
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terminate simultaneously with the reduction of the tobacco to ashes.
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But the beldam foresaw the difficulty.
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"Hold thou the pipe, my precious one," said she, "while I fill it
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for thee again."
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It was sorrowful to behold how the fine gentleman began to fade
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back into a scarecrow while Mother Rigby shook the ashes out of the
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pipe and proceeded to replenish it from her tobacco-box.
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"Dickon," cried she, in her high, sharp tone, "another coal for
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this pipe!"
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No sooner said than the intensely red speck of fire was glowing
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within the pipe-bowl; and the scarecrow, without waiting for the
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witch's bidding, applied the tube to his lips and drew in a few short,
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convulsive whiffs, which soon, however, became regular and equable.
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"Now, mine own heart's darling," quoth Mother Rigby, "whatever
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may happen to thee, thou must stick to thy pipe. Thy life is in it;
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and that, at least, thou knowest well, if thou knowest nought besides.
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Stick to thy pipe, I say! Smoke, puff, blow thy cloud; and tell the
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people, if any question be made, that it is for thy health, and that
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so the physician orders thee to do. And, sweet one, when thou shalt
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find thy pipe getting low, go apart into some corner, and (first
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filling thyself with smoke) cry sharply, 'Dickon, a fresh pipe of
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tobacco!' and, 'Dickon, another coal for my pipe!' and have it into
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thy pretty mouth as speedily as may be. Else, instead of a gallant
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gentleman in a gold-laced coat, thou wilt be but a jumble of sticks
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and tattered clothes, and a bag of straw, and a withered pumpkin!
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Now depart, my treasure, and good luck go with thee!"
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"Never fear, mother!" said the figure, in a stout voice, and
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sending forth a courageous whiff of smoke, "I will thrive, if an
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honest man and a gentleman may!"
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"Oh, thou wilt be the death of me!" cried the old witch,
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convulsed with laughter. "That was well said. If an honest man and a
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gentleman may! Thou playest thy part to perfection. Get along with
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thee for a smart fellow; and I will wager on thy head, as a man of
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pith and substance, with a brain and what they call a heart, and all
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else that a man should have, against any other thing on two legs. I
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hold myself a better witch than yesterday, for thy sake. Did not I
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make thee? And I defy any witch in New England to make such another!
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Here; take my staff along with thee!"
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The staff, though it was but a plain oaken stick, immediately
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took the aspect of a gold-headed cane.
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"That gold head has as much sense in it as thine own," said
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Mother Rigby, "and it will guide thee straight to worshipful Master
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Gookin's door. Get thee gone, my pretty pet, my darling, my precious
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one, my treasure; and if any ask thy name, it is Feathertop. For
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thou hast a feather in thy hat, and I have thrust a handful of
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feathers into the hollow of thy head, and thy wig, too, is of the
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fashion they call Feathertop- so be Feathertop thy name!"
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And, issuing from the cottage, Feathertop strode manfully towards
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town. Mother Rigby stood at the threshold, well pleased to see how the
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sunbeams glistened on him, as if all his magnificence were real, and
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how diligently and lovingly he smoked his pipe, and how handsomely
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he walked, in spite of a little stiffness of his legs. She watched him
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until out of sight, and threw a witch benediction after her darling,
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when a turn of the road snatched him from her view.
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Betimes in the forenoon, when the principal street of the
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neighboring town was just at its acme of life and bustle, a stranger
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of very distinguished figure was seen on the sidewalk. His port as
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|
well as his garments betokened nothing short of nobility. He wore a
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richly-embroidered plum-colored coat, a waistcoat of costly velvet,
|
|
magnificently adorned with golden foliage, a pair of splendid
|
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scarlet breeches, and the finest and glossiest of white silk
|
|
stockings. His head was covered with a peruke, so daintily powdered
|
|
and adjusted that it would have been sacrilege to disorder it with a
|
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hat; which, therefore (and it was a gold-laced hat, set off with a
|
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snowy feather), he carried beneath his arm. On the breast of his
|
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coat glistened a star. He managed his gold-headed cane with an airy
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grace, peculiar to the fine gentlemen of the period; and, to give
|
|
the highest possible finish to his equipment, he had lace ruffles at
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his wrist, of a most ethereal delicacy, sufficiently avouching how
|
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idle and aristocratic must be the hands which they half concealed.
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|
It was a remarkable point in the accoutrement of this brilliant
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|
personage that he held in his left hand a fantastic kind of a pipe,
|
|
with an exquisitely painted bowl and an amber mouthpiece. This he
|
|
applied to his lips as often as every five or six paces, and inhaled a
|
|
deep whiff of smoke, which, after being retained a moment in his
|
|
lungs, might be seen to eddy gracefully from his mouth and nostrils.
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As may well be supposed, the street was all astir to find out the
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stranger's name.
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"It is some great nobleman, beyond question," said one of the
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towns-people. "Do you see the star at his breast?"
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"Nay; it is too bright to be seen," said another. "Yes; he must
|
|
needs be a nobleman, as you say. But by what conveyance, think you,
|
|
can his lordship have voyaged or travelled hither? There has been no
|
|
vessel from the old country for a month past; and if he have arrived
|
|
overland from the southward, pray where are his attendants and
|
|
equipage?"
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|
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"He needs no equipage to set off his rank," remarked a third. "If
|
|
he came among us in rags, nobility would shine through a hole in his
|
|
elbow. I never saw such dignity of aspect. He has the old Norman blood
|
|
in his veins, I warrant him."
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|
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"I rather take him to be a Dutchman, or one of your high
|
|
Germans," said another citizen. "The men of those countries have
|
|
always the pipe at their mouths."
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|
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|
"And so has a Turk," answered his companion. "But, in my
|
|
judgment, this stranger hath been bred at the French court, and hath
|
|
there learned politeness and grace of manner, which none understand so
|
|
well as the nobility of France. That gait, now! A vulgar spectator
|
|
might deem it stiff- he might call it a hitch and jerk- but, to my
|
|
eye, it hath an unspeakable majesty, and must have been acquired by
|
|
constant observation of the deportment of the Grand Monarque. The
|
|
stranger's character and office are evident enough. He is a French
|
|
ambassador, come to treat with our rulers about the cession of
|
|
Canada."
|
|
|
|
"More probably a Spaniard," said another, "and hence his yellow
|
|
complexion; or, most likely, he is from the Havana, or from some
|
|
port on the Spanish Main, and comes to make investigation about the
|
|
piracies which our government is thought to connive at. Those settlers
|
|
in Peru and Mexico have skins as yellow as the gold which they dig out
|
|
of their mines."
|
|
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|
"Yellow or not," cried a lady, "he is a beautiful man! so tall,
|
|
so slender! such a fine, noble face, with so well-shaped a nose, and
|
|
all that delicacy of expression about the mouth! And, bless me, how
|
|
bright his star is! It positively shoots out flames!"
|
|
|
|
"So do your eyes, fair lady," said the stranger, with a bow and a
|
|
flourish of his pipe; for he was just passing at the instant. "Upon my
|
|
honor, they have quite dazzled me."
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|
|
|
"Was ever so original and exquisite a compliment?" murmured the
|
|
lady, in an ecstasy of delight.
|
|
|
|
Amid the general admiration excited by the stranger's appearance,
|
|
there were only two dissenting voices. One was that of an
|
|
impertinent cur, which, after snuffing at the heels of the
|
|
glistening figure, put its tail between its legs and skulked into
|
|
its master's back yard, vociferating an execrable howl. The other
|
|
dissentient was a young child, who squalled at the fullest stretch
|
|
of his lungs, and babbled some unintelligible nonsense about a
|
|
pumpkin.
|
|
|
|
Feathertop meanwhile pursued his way along the street. Except for
|
|
the few complimentary words to the lady, and now and then a slight
|
|
inclination of the head in requital of the profound reverences of
|
|
the bystanders, he seemed wholly absorbed in his pipe. There needed no
|
|
other proof of his rank and consequence than the perfect equanimity
|
|
with which he comported himself, while the curiosity and admiration of
|
|
the town swelled almost into clamor around him. With a crowd gathering
|
|
behind his footsteps, he finally reached the mansion-house of the
|
|
worshipful Justice Gookin, entered the gate, ascended the steps of the
|
|
front door, and knocked. In the interim, before his summons was
|
|
answered, the stranger was observed to shake the ashes out of his
|
|
pipe.
|
|
|
|
"What did he say in that sharp voice?" inquired one of the
|
|
spectators.
|
|
|
|
"Nay, I know not," answered his friend. "But the sun dazzles my
|
|
eyes strangely. How dim and faded his lordship looks all of a
|
|
sudden! Bless my wits, what is the matter with me?"
|
|
|
|
"The wonder is, said the other, "that his pipe, which was out
|
|
only an instant ago, should be all alight again, and with the
|
|
reddest coal I ever saw. There is something mysterious about this
|
|
stranger. What a whiff of smoke was that! Dim and faded did you call
|
|
him? Why, as he turns about the star on his breast is all ablaze."
|
|
|
|
"It is, indeed," said his companion; "and it will go near to dazzle
|
|
pretty Polly Gookin, whom I see peeping at it out of the chamber
|
|
window."
|
|
|
|
The door being now opened, Feathertop turned to the crowd, made a
|
|
stately bend of his body like a great man acknowledging the
|
|
reverence of the meaner sort, and vanished into the house. There was a
|
|
mysterious kind of a smile, if it might not better be called a grin or
|
|
grimace, upon his visage; but, of all the throng that beheld him,
|
|
not an individual appears to have possessed insight enough to detect
|
|
the illusive character of the stranger except a little child and a cur
|
|
dog.
|
|
|
|
Our legend here loses somewhat of its continuity, and, passing over
|
|
the preliminary explanation between Feathertop and the merchant,
|
|
goes in quest of the pretty Polly Gookin. She was a damsel of a
|
|
soft, round figure, with light hair and blue eyes, and a fair, rosy
|
|
face, which seemed neither very shrewd nor very simple. This young
|
|
lady had caught a glimpse of the glistening stranger while standing at
|
|
the threshold, and had forthwith put on a laced cap, a string of
|
|
beads, her finest kerchief, and her stiffest damask petticoat in
|
|
preparation for the interview. Hurrying from her chamber to the
|
|
parlor, she had ever since been viewing herself in the large
|
|
looking-glass and practising pretty airs- now a smile, now a
|
|
ceremonious dignity of aspect, and now a softer smile than the former,
|
|
kissing her hand likewise, tossing her head, and managing her fan;
|
|
while within the mirror an unsubstantial little maid repeated every
|
|
gesture and did all the foolish things that Polly did, but without
|
|
making her ashamed of them. In short, it was the fault of pretty
|
|
Polly's ability rather than her will if she failed to be as complete
|
|
an artifice as the illustrious Feathertop himself; and, when she
|
|
thus tampered with her own simplicity, the witch's phantom might
|
|
well hope to win her.
|
|
|
|
No sooner did Polly hear her father's gouty footsteps approaching
|
|
the parlor door, accompanied with the stiff clatter of Feathertop's
|
|
high-heeled shoes, than she seated herself bolt upright and innocently
|
|
began warbling a song.
|
|
|
|
"Polly! daughter Polly!" cried the old merchant. "Come hither,
|
|
child."
|
|
|
|
Master Gookin's aspect, as he opened the door, was doubtful and
|
|
troubled.
|
|
|
|
"This gentleman," continued he, presenting the stranger, "is the
|
|
Chevalier Feathertop- nay, I beg his pardon, my Lord Feathertop- who
|
|
hath brought me a token of remembrance from an ancient friend of mine.
|
|
Pay your duty to his lordship, child, and honor him as his quality
|
|
deserves."
|
|
|
|
After these few words of introduction, the worshipful magistrate
|
|
immediately quitted the room. But, even in that brief moment, had
|
|
the fair Polly glanced aside at her father instead of devoting herself
|
|
wholly to the brilliant guest, she might have taken warning of some
|
|
mischief nigh at hand. The old man was nervous, fidgety, and very
|
|
pale. Purposing a smile of courtesy, he had deformed his face with a
|
|
sort of galvanic grin, which, when Feathertop's back was turned, he
|
|
exchanged for a scowl, at the same time shaking his fist and
|
|
stamping his gouty foot- an incivility which brought its retribution
|
|
along with it. The truth appears to have been that Mother Rigby's word
|
|
of introduction, whatever it might be, had operated far more on the
|
|
rich merchant's fears than on his good will. Moreover, being a man
|
|
of wonderfully acute observation, he had noticed that these painted
|
|
figures on the bowl of Feathertop's pipe were in motion. Looking
|
|
more closely, he became convinced that these figures were a party of
|
|
little demons, each duly provided with horns and a tail, and dancing
|
|
hand in hand, with gestures of diabolical merriment, round the
|
|
circumference of the pipe bowl. As if to confirm his suspicions, while
|
|
Master Gookin ushered his guest along a dusky passage from his private
|
|
room to the parlor, the star on Feathertop's breast had scintillated
|
|
actual flames, and threw a flickering gleam upon the wall, the
|
|
ceiling, and the floor.
|
|
|
|
With such sinister prognostics manifesting themselves on all hands,
|
|
it is not to be marvelled at that the merchant should have felt that
|
|
he was committing his daughter to a very questionable acquaintance. He
|
|
cursed, in his secret soul, the insinuating elegance of Feathertop's
|
|
manners, as this brilliant personage bowed, smiled, put his hand on
|
|
his heart, inhaled a long whiff from his pipe, and enriched the
|
|
atmosphere with the smoky vapor of a fragrant and visible sigh. Gladly
|
|
would poor Master Gookin have thrust his dangerous guest into the
|
|
street; but there was a constraint and terror within him. This
|
|
respectable old gentleman, we fear, at an earlier period of life,
|
|
had given some pledge or other to the evil principle, and perhaps
|
|
was now to redeem it by the sacrifice of his daughter.
|
|
|
|
It so happened that the parlor door was partly of glass, shaded
|
|
by a silken curtain, the folds of which hung a little awry. So
|
|
strong was the merchant's interest in witnessing what was to ensue
|
|
between the fair Polly and the gallant Feathertop that, after quitting
|
|
the room, he could by no means refrain from peeping through the
|
|
crevice of the curtain.
|
|
|
|
But there was nothing very miraculous to be seen; nothing- except
|
|
the trifles previously noticed- to confirm the idea of a
|
|
supernatural peril environing the pretty Polly. The stranger it is
|
|
true was evidently a thorough and practised man of the world,
|
|
systematic and self-possessed, and therefore the sort of a person to
|
|
whom a parent ought not to confide a simple, young girl without due
|
|
watchfulness for the result. The worthy magistrate, who had been
|
|
conversant with all degrees and qualities of mankind, could not but
|
|
perceive every motion and gesture of the distinguished Feathertop came
|
|
in its proper place; nothing had been left rude or native in him; a
|
|
well-digested conventionalism had incorporated itself thoroughly
|
|
with his substance and transformed him into a work of art. Perhaps
|
|
it was this peculiarity that invested him with a species of
|
|
ghastliness and awe. It is the effect of anything completely and
|
|
consummately artificial, in human shape, that the person impresses
|
|
us as an unreality and as having hardly pith enough to cast a shadow
|
|
upon the floor. As regarded Feathertop, all this resulted in a wild,
|
|
extravagant, and fantastical impression, as if his life and being were
|
|
akin to the smoke that curled upward from his pipe.
|
|
|
|
But pretty Polly Gookin felt not thus. The pair were now
|
|
promenading the room: Feathertop with his dainty stride and no less
|
|
dainty grimace; the girl with a native maidenly grace, just touched,
|
|
not spoiled, by a slightly affected manner, which seemed caught from
|
|
the perfect artifice of her companion. The longer the interview
|
|
continued, the more charmed was pretty Polly, until, within the
|
|
first quarter of an hour (as the old magistrate noted by his watch),
|
|
she was evidently beginning to be in love. Nor need it have been
|
|
witchcraft that subdued her in such a hurry; the poor child's heart,
|
|
it may be, was so very fervent that it melted her with its own
|
|
warmth as reflected from the hollow semblance of a lover. No matter
|
|
what Feathertop said, his words found depth and reverberation in her
|
|
ear; no matter what he did, his action was heroic to her eye. And by
|
|
this time it is to be supposed there was a blush on Polly's cheek, a
|
|
tender smile about her mouth, and a liquid softness in her glance;
|
|
while the star kept coruscating on Feathertop's breast, and the little
|
|
demons careered with more frantic merriment than ever about the
|
|
circumference of his pipe bowl. O pretty Polly Gookin, why should
|
|
these imps rejoice so madly that a silly maiden's heart was about to
|
|
be given to a shadow! Is it so unusual a misfortune, so rare a
|
|
triumph?
|
|
|
|
By and by Feathertop paused, and throwing himself into an
|
|
imposing attitude, seemed to summon the fair girl to survey his figure
|
|
and resist him longer if she could. His star, his embroidery, his
|
|
buckles glowed at that instant with unutterable splendor; the
|
|
picturesque hues of his attire took a richer depth of coloring;
|
|
there was a gleam and polish over his whole presence betokening the
|
|
perfect witchery of well-ordered manners. The maiden raised her eyes
|
|
and suffered them to linger upon her companion with a bashful and
|
|
admiring gaze. Then, as if desirous of judging what value her own
|
|
simple comeliness might have side by side with so much brilliancy, she
|
|
cast a glance towards the full-length looking-glass in front of
|
|
which they happened to be standing. It was one of the truest plates in
|
|
the world and incapable of flattery. No sooner did the images
|
|
therein reflected meet Polly's eye than she shrieked, shrank from
|
|
the stranger's side, gazed at him for a moment in the wildest
|
|
dismay, and sank insensible upon the floor. Feathertop likewise had
|
|
looked towards the mirror, and there beheld, not the glittering
|
|
mockery of his outside show, but a picture of the sordid patchwork
|
|
of his real composition, stripped of all witchcraft.
|
|
|
|
The wretched simulacrum! We almost pity him. He threw up his arms
|
|
with an expression of despair that went further than any of his
|
|
previous manifestations towards vindicating his claims to be
|
|
reckoned human; for, perchance the only time since this so often empty
|
|
and deceptive life of mortals began its course, an illusion had seen
|
|
and fully recognized itself.
|
|
|
|
Mother Rigby was seated by her kitchen hearth in the twilight of
|
|
this eventful day, and had just shaken the ashes out of a new pipe,
|
|
when she heard a hurried tramp along the road. Yet it did not seem
|
|
so much the tramp of human footsteps as the clatter of sticks or the
|
|
rattling of dry bones.
|
|
|
|
"Ha!" thought the old witch, "what step is that? Whose skeleton
|
|
is out of its grave now, I wonder?"
|
|
|
|
A figure burst headlong into the cottage door. It was Feathertop!
|
|
His pipe was still alight; the star still flamed upon his breast;
|
|
the embroidery still glowed upon his garments; nor had he lost, in any
|
|
degree or manner that could be estimated, the aspect that
|
|
assimilated him with our mortal brotherhood. But yet, in some
|
|
indescribable way (as is the case with all that has deluded us when
|
|
once found out), the poor reality was felt beneath the cunning
|
|
artifice.
|
|
|
|
"What has gone wrong?" demanded the witch. "Did yonder sniffling
|
|
hypocrite thrust my darling from his door? The villain! I'll set
|
|
twenty fiends to torment him till he offer thee his daughter on his
|
|
bended knees!"
|
|
|
|
"No, mother," said Feathertop despondingly; "it was not that."
|
|
|
|
"Did the girl scorn my precious one?" asked Mother Rigby, her
|
|
fierce eyes glowing like two coals of Tophet. "I'll cover her face
|
|
with pimples! Her nose shall be as red as the coal in thy pipe! Her
|
|
front teeth shall drop out! In a week hence she shall not be worth thy
|
|
having!"
|
|
|
|
"Let her alone, mother," answered poor Feathertop; "the girl was
|
|
half won; and methinks a kiss from her sweet lips might have made me
|
|
altogether human. But," he added, after a brief pause and then a
|
|
howl of self-contempt, "I've seen myself, mother! I've seen myself for
|
|
the wretched, ragged, empty thing I am! I'll exist no longer!"
|
|
|
|
Snatching the pipe from his mouth, he flung it with all his might
|
|
against the chimney, and at the same instant sank upon the floor, a
|
|
medley of straw and tattered garments, with some sticks protruding
|
|
from the heap, and a shrivelled pumpkin in the midst. The eyeholes
|
|
were now lustreless; but the rudely-carved gap, that just before had
|
|
been a mouth, still seemed to twist itself into a despairing grin, and
|
|
was so far human.
|
|
|
|
"Poor fellow!" quoth Mother Rigby, with a rueful glance at the
|
|
relics of her ill-fated contrivance. "My poor, dear, pretty
|
|
Feathertop! There are thousands upon thousands of coxcombs and
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charlatans in the world, made up of just such a jumble of wornout,
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forgotten, and good-for-nothing trash as he was! Yet they live in fair
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repute, and never see themselves for what they are. And why should
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my poor puppet be the only one to know himself and perish for it?"
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While thus muttering, the witch had filled a fresh pipe of tobacco,
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and held the stem between her fingers, as doubtful whether to thrust
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it into her own mouth or Feathertop's.
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"Poor Feathertop!" she continued. "I could easily give him
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another chance and send him forth again tomorrow. But no; his feelings
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are too tender, his sensibilities too deep. He seems to have too
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much heart to bustle for his own advantage in such an empty and
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heartless world. Well! well! I'll make a scarecrow of him after all.
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'Tis an innocent and useful vocation, and will suit my darling well;
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and, if each of his human brethren had as fit a one, 'twould be the
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better for mankind; and as for this pipe of tobacco, I need it more
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than he."
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So saying, Mother Rigby put the stem between her lips. "Dickon!"
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cried she, in her high, sharp tone, "another coal for my pipe!"
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THE END
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