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1.2 KiB
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39 lines
1.2 KiB
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DrUg TeRminOLogY NumbEr TwO
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by Flaming Severed Head
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Aug 1, 1991
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RuLE OnE:
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IF You SmOkE CrAck, Do NoT LiVe in A HoMe THat haS PoPCorn CeiLinGs. if You
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Do, You wiLL fiNd YoUrSeLF OfTEn SmokinG ChunKs Of THe CeiLinG FounD iN The
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CArpeT, bELiEVinG THEm To be ForGoTTen RockS, EvEn THoUgH You knoW ThERe Is
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No SuCh ThiNG As MisPlaCed CocAinE.
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RuLe TwO:
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WhIpPeTs, THe LovELY bALLoOnS Of LaugHinG GAs (AvaiLAbLe At AnY BaKeRY Or
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HEAd ShoP) Are A LovELy AccESsoRie To AnY HigH. But, AltHougH ThEsE
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sixTY-SeCOnD HigH DisPenSErs ArE A Fun NoveLty AT FirST, yoU'LL FinD RePeATed
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UsE To EnTicE SkuLL-SpLiTTinG HEaDaChES, ThaT Are A RESuLt Of RaPiD BrAin
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CeLL LoSS, DuE To ToxiC NitRoS OVErLoaD.
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RuLE ThRee:
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NEvER WaTch CaRtooNS, ClAYmATioN, Or PriMuS VidEoS iF YoU ToOk TwO HiTs Of
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WinDow PaiN AnD aRE PeAKiNG, AnD ThERe ArE REaL PoWEreD GARdEninG utenSiLs
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ReAdiLY AVaiLaBLe In The ImmEDiaTe SuRrOuNdiNGs.
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RuLe FouR:
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NeVeR, WheN SoBEr, TrY To COnVinCE a FirST TimE ShRooMer ThaT He HaS
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PreSeNtLY TrAnsForMEd iNto The ShaPe Of A RePtiLE, anD is MeLtIng. You WiLL
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FiND ThE ABSenCE Of THis TyPe Of PrAnK RELieVinG To BoTH PaRTiEs (As THe OnLY
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THinG WorST ThAn HAVinG A BAd TriP Is HavINg To be SobER ARouNd SomEoNE ThAT
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is).
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EnD Of LeSSon TwO.
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