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It was a friday and there was a dance at school, me and two other friends
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had a couple of real fat joints of Kona Gold, chronic! So we called up
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these two pretty hot chicks, told them that we had buds and that we were
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comming over. We were at a boarding school and the chicks lived right
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below it, so we decided to just walk off campus. We made it to their house
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and everything was cool, their parents weren't home so we had the whole
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house to ourselves. We chose to smoke in the bedroom in the loft because
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the roof was pointed and the smoke would collect nicely. I pulled out the
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object that somewhat resembled a baseball bat, sparked it and passed it
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around. One of the hunies cranked up Bob and we were having an irie
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experience. My friend sparked the second joint, and we got blounted. We
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were just kickin' it in the loft when the phone rang, thinking nothing of
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it one of the girls answered it. It was the person on duty in the dorm,
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and they were pissed! they asked the girl why I was at her house, she said
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I wasn't and they told her not to lie or she would be in deep shit. With a
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blank look on her face she handed the phone to me, "Barry, why are you at
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Mary's house?" I told him that I went to her house to wait for her to get
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ready for the dance. Erbing is kind of a big deal in my school because if
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you get caught, you're out, and it costs 20,000 dollars a year. Anyway,
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the teacher told me to get my ass up to the school and go "explain my
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situation" to the principal because I didn't sign out. I fucking freaked
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out, I figured that they saw me walking the driveway or something. One of
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the chicks let me borow a clean shirt, I put about a gallon of clear eyes
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in and chewed on some gum. One of the girls drove me up and dropped me off
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at the bottom of the campus. I slowly made my way up thinking of what the
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hell I was going to say to the principal. When I walked in his door my
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heart was beating about 700 beats per second, he asked me why I didn't sign
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out, and I said the only thing that came out of my blurred mind, "I
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forgot." He gave me this scary look and asked me if I was going to the
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dance, I said yes and he said have fun. I couldn't believe he didn't know
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I was stoned, so I got the fuck out of there, went and smoked a little
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roach, and had a IRIE time at the dance. |