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29 lines
1.7 KiB
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At one time I lived in Vadez Alaska and and the weed is the best(If
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ya ever herd of Matanuska thunderfuck ya know what I tallking
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about) so I bougt a phat 1/2 so I could have some weed t smoke wit
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the pros that were in town for the king of the hill snowborad comp
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well after a good stoned day snowbording some of the pros matched me
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bouls and invited me to a hotel party I thought why not so I showed
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up at about 10:00pm with my girl I was a pretty cool party ( the
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theam of the party was Pimps and HOs party) Me and about six other
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guys weer taking hit off the phatest blunt that I ever rolled and
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stuck it in a three chambered bong we all got rip I sat in the same
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spot for about a hour checking out all the chick dressed up like old
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school hos then one of the pro flipped the fuck out just jumed out
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of bed and screemmed out abunch of cazy shit rip the lamp out of the
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wall and jmed ont it his home boy gabed a case from under the bed
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and pulled out a phukkrn TEC 9 assalut gun and poped out some round
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( talk about putting on a bad high ) any how jump the fuck out of
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the chir that thoght i would never get out of and grabed my girl
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ran for the doortured the knob nand the stupid thing brook off in my
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hand so now whaT LOOK BACK AT THE PARTY AND ALL THEMDUDES MUST BEEN
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ON SOMETHIG BECAUSE THEY WERE GOING NUTS and I know I had to get out
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of thir so grabed a snowborad and throgh the dam window and jumped
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ot ran around front and oprned the door from the out side and let my
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girl out we jump inn the my car and lefft on the way home i got
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pulled bover and thown in jail for possion of some weed but the good
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thing about that night was i was still stoned the hole night in jail
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JNUT GREEN ROOM FUNK BOOOOOOY!!!!!
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