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Newsgroups: rec.drugs.cannabis
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ok here goes
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we're caning up in a friends studyroom at one in the morning and the
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housemaster has just gone to bed because we can see his lights have been
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switched off. Of course this activivity is highly illegal, especially at
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a boarding school. anyways my friend takes a whole 6 inch spliff in one
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toke through a bong and then proceeds to suck the mutha dry. he stands up
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and releases the outblow which lasts for a full seven seconds and fills
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the whole room with smoke. the dude collapses - it was just too much. we
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all start freaking out cuz we reckon hes in a coma (such is our state of
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minds) so we throw him in bed and one guy starts pounding the "dead" guys
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chest to make him wake up. In all the commotion we knock off his hifi
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from the table. Crash!!!!!! next thing we know the housemasters lights
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are on. everyone splits and there's me being the good samaritan trying to
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air the room out and revive my friend whos hanging off the end of his
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bed. someone comes in and says the mans on his way up the corridor and i
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start freaking out cuz i can see that there is absolutely no where to hide
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in this goddam room so i crazily jump into my friends bed and fake
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sleeping. the housemaster walks in with his brown woollen dressing gown
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and his leather slippers and bad breath and theres me and zac in the same
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bed together. the man starts freaking out and i pretend that ive been
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asleep so i wake up real groggy. the housemaster tells me to get to my
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room and he'll see me in the morning. meanwhile hes figuring out why the
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hell zac is knocked out completely and hes shaking him to wake him up but
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zac is zonked so he cant wake up
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"and what is this smell?" he asks and as we leave we say its incense
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sticks which he believes for some extraordinary reason. so he busts us
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for possession of incense sticks because theyre a fire hazard. so he
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thinks we were having some gay orgy and we are in hysterics for the next
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three days because the whole thing was so ridiculous. funny at the time. |