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View: bong and the art of hooka
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| %% <-------- The Bowl on Hooka.
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_/______\_
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That is a very piss poor drawing if you didnt notice. There is a carb on the
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other side to get the very best draw/hit you feel optimum for you.
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Hooka was the infamous semi-portable red U.S. Bong that served aproximately
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a good 75 people or more in its heyday. Alot of people owe many hours of
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good times to this Bong.
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Finally, this long saga had to come to an end. One day we were in the 79'
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Red Chevy IMPALA driving and enjoying the scenery. And what do you know,
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Mr. Police Man saw us in the not so hot looking IMPALA (The IMPALA Story to
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come later). Mr. Police Man had a very good sense of ameallion, no I mean
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smell. He said "Everybody out of the car please." We said "Siiure Mr. Police
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Man" Forgetting that Hooka was no so safely under the front side passenger
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seat. Mr. Police Man found Hooka, but not the Bowl. Boy were we ever
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scared. But good old BOB had packed another bowl and forgot to put it
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into Hooka. So Mr. Police Man said "Well boys, since there is no bowl to
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this WATER PIPE, I really can't get you on anything. But Im gonna take
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this WATER PIPE none the less. The expressions on or face turned to immeadite
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saddness. It was like a part of our lives was just taken away forever.
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Mr. Police Man saw our expression, but just snickered and drove away. We
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got the trusty rolling papers out and rolled a nice fat one, and proceeded
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to smoke our sorrows away.
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To this day none of us have seen Hooka since that fateful day. Now everyone
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is in college, or working somewhere, and Hooka is just a faded memory.
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But I know and they all know that Hooka will live on for eternity in everyone
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who smoked out of her.
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God Bless Hooka.
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Beleive it or not, written by:
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The
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Blade
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Neon Knights
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U.S. Bong Team
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Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm)
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Jeff Hunter 510-935-5845
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